Pat Stanson

CEO of YouTube. Best friends with the gay teletubbie. Proud owner of a Honda Civic. Part time mother of 6.

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Don't call Pat out Rory, he took some time off to reflect on himself.

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Pat Stanson has had enough of Elise's shit.

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Pat Stanson won't have any of this preposition nonsense.

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Pat Stanson won't stand for this sarcasm.

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Pat Stanson will not be having any scandals.

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Hello Everyone!

Pat Stanson is back online as of today. His campaign managers sincerely apologize to any of y'all who were excited for more hilarious screenshots. We love y'all and thank you for the support!

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One of Pat Stanson's campaign managers might've gotten a little distracted and started messaging girls she finds cute...

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Pat Stanson doesn't like facial hair or hypocrites.

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Lily and Pat Stanson are not friends.

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Pat Stanson's campaign manager, Kailey, left her social skills book in the car yesterday and no one had an extra copy. We would formally like to apologize to Emily. Pat Stanson approves this message.

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Pat Stanson can't remember the teletubbies.

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Pat Stanson is very judgmental about the boys he dates. Part 2/?

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Pat Stanson's campaign managers are at it again.

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Pat Stanson starts a scandal.

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Pat Stanson's managers having some issues keeping themselves in check.

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Pat Stanson is very judgmental of the boys he dates. Part 1/?

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@ravendivinity thanks for living near by! If you want us to take it down we will.

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The creation of Pat Stanson, a catfish profile on tinder meant entirely to make people laugh. @landmermaid99 thanks for your face and your humor