my girl eats mayonnaise from a jar while she's getting blazed

fandom blog turned stress relief blog :-) I dig lots of music, lots of shows and many other thngs that many other people like.

[nikevapormax]

[kignofscars-deactivated20191103]

reblog with your sign + if you’re a denim jacket, a leather jacket or a bomber jacket person it for science

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

if the loch ness monster is ever proven to be real i’m throwing a huge party and im gonna get Fucked Up

[four-toed-creed]

Conference Room Board: Meeting Themes

[redlips-shakinhips-blog]

I had no idea that was the post I’ve been waiting for

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

me putting $10 of gas in my car: drink up you stupid bitch

[historicaltimes]

Mugshot of John Wojtowicz who was sentenced to 20 years in prison for robbing a bank in order to fund his partners sex change. August 23rd 1972, New York

via reddit

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[tarjeiholms]

[bidoof]

well i just got back from seeing the emoji movie. yeah, it was pretty much exactly how everyone’s been describing it – just a boring, uninspired two hour long commercial for apps and products. i was actually the only person in the theater. honesty the only memorable part was the part where the poop emoji turned and made eye contact with the camera and told me exactly when and where i would die while addressing me directly. patrick stewart referred to me by my full name and said i’d die in a car crash on my 53rd birthday. pretty weird huh? they didn’t even mention this part later on in the story so i don’t even know why it was in the movie. anyway i wouldn’t really recommend seeing it.

[aw1998monsters]

[ibadbitch]

y'all getting specific as fuck lmao

[tm37-archive]

“when im 20 he’ll be 25” but you arent???? 20. youre 15??? and he is 20????????? why is a 20 year old into 15 year olds

[when-the-wind-stands-fair]

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Got in a fight w/ my roommate EXTENDED

[imgonnaeditstuff]

A lot of people say I seem masculine, but I don’t feel it. I feel intrinsically feminine. I’d love to be one of the boys but I always felt a bit on the outside. Maybe my masculine qualities come from overcompensating because I’m not one of the boys.

[pattagonja]

Democratic Debate: "Hilary, I apologize for what my team did, and I hope we can put it behind us." "We all need to band together to address these issues." "I respect your opinion but I have to disagree."

GOP Debate: "TO NIGHT ON THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL DEBTE"-MACHINE GUN SOUNDS- "WHAT WILL DONALD TRUMP SAY NEXT????" -donald trump tips fedora- "M'exicans" -strobe montage of shocked faces of the other candidates- -jebb bush faints- -someone punches ben carson in the face- "DONALD YOUR OPINIONS ARE ALMOST AS BAD AS YOUR HA IR" -podiums crashing- -atomic bomb footage- "YEAH WELL UR UGLY" -explosions-

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[ulibeanzz]

if u feel like u dont know what ur doing w ur life just remember that venus spins backwards and we dont even fuckin know why. just do whatever you wanna honestly

[birdasaurus]