Patrick

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[patty-blawg]

just had a dream i had an absolute shit day of high school. I literally just finished high school why does it torture me? I'm supposed to be done! stop! i deserve liberation!

[patty-blawg]

i should get a chrome extension that converts all text into a font of symbols only identifiable by me so nobody can see that I'm smiling my ass off reading the gayest story imaginable

[patty-blawg]

cupid ain't even shooting arrows at me anymore he just starts to stab me with a knife saying "I didn't go deep enough hold on" and then begins twisting the knife.

haha twisting the knife. like THD. hahahaha- ow

[gay--dog]

i need to create some sort of fuckface idiot

[gay--dog]

so fun to look through my own tags. like wow. this is all stuff i like :)

[patty-blawg]

Item: A Cursed Amulet Rarity: ✶ Rare

Best video game villain?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

i cant REALLY choose but Uncle Tontine from Crawling angels is quite the fucking freak if I do say so. Even in his slithering voice. I don't want to describe how fucked up he is; the game is gloriously good and a LOT of it is his doing, I wouldn't want to spoil.

[patty-blawg]

i cant believe they made a sequel to socks. they're like socks but longer. fwickin shweet.

[patty-blawg]

they made a sequel to gloves. they longer.

[patty-blawg]

i cant believe they made a sequel to socks. they're like socks but longer. fwickin shweet.

[patty-blawg]

i ha vent drawn furries in a while waow!

buncha dewdles. doodles.

[0w0muffin]

Remember that even in this hellhole of a world we're living in now, it's important to have fun. Don't let them harsh your vibes. I wish I was joking, but that's literally what they're trying to do. They want you to submit. Happy a happy April fools day. Sneak notes into people's pockets. Let your silly out for a change.

[patty-blawg]

harmless or joyful pranks can go a really long way. If you can make someone laugh or have a little joy to yourself without distressing/demeaning others, that's wonderful! be sillay!!!! Share the joy, it doubles when you share it!

[addigni]

Reblog if you genuinely support asexuals

It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals

[patty-blawg]

^aromantics too.

they should call it reblawg because blawg i gots to re

[patty-blawg]

you are a significant fuck. hell yeah

[patty-blawg]

rabbit hole? don't you mean a burrow? does that mean there's a cozy bed of fluff down there? Geronimo!

[0w0muffin]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're dead you can't find random arrows in the park

You can't look at hair under a microscope

You won't experience weird doors

You'll never get to try freekeh

You'll miss out on wearing carbonara themed shirts

You'll never see dogs in little cowboy outfits

Life may seem hard sometimes, even often, but there's so many great things in this world. And anyway, you have enemies to outlive.

[patty-blawg]

potentially mature content? yeah. its very emotionally mature. huh? what do you mean its like that? huh?

[patty-blawg]

scared of what I'd say recovering from anesthesia. What if I say gay shit!

[0w0muffin]

To be fair, if I was a yo-yo master, I wouldn't answer either, I'd just keep on yo-ing

[patty-blawg]

i ask Tony hawk how to skateboard and he does a kickflip 10 times in a row while ignoring me

[pigswithwings]

women are really awesome and theres so many of them oh my god

[pigswithwings]

we are so fucking lucky theres women. we are sooo lucky theres trans women or we'd be fucked forever and ever

[pigswithwings]

we live in a world with trans women

[patty-blawg]

<3 pigs AND trans women are cool

we world in a live with trans pig women (<- furry art)