Miss Pauling’s Official Blog

Hi, Pauling here! This is my blog and I post things on it.

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I LOVE TRANS PEOPLE AND IF YOU LIKE OR REBLOG ANY OF MY POSTS YOU AGREE!!!!!

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I can’t stop taking naps. Naps are awesome. Has anyone else discovered how awesome naps are

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Today I was at a lesbian meetup and I heard a lady say “can’t wait until I’m out of his hell hole”. We were all at the bowling alley. A normal bowling alley. So I hit her in the back of the head with a bowling pin. I’m hitting a lot of people in the head these days

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Holy shit you’re alive

Uh-huh I guess so yep

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(Covered in blood) my antidepressants just kicked in!! Fantastic!!

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STOP. PEEING.

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Last week I accidentally ate some candle wax and it was the best thing I’ve ever tasted. I have no idea what to do with this information

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Men will straight up just be like “LMAO eat my flesh” ummmmm no how about you face God and walk backwards into hell you silly billy

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Hello from the other side

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I’m fuckign sweaty even tho it’s soooo cold lmao

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Ooh I got plany off time

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Did you know you have thirty minutes

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Medic said he created his own type of bandaid and I am VERY concerned about what that could mean

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I haven’t been to the mall in forever……what do people do at the mall besides shop?? Just stand around with drinks??

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Does anyone know if we have tomorrow tomorrow

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Yeah we do, sorry

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I like being a lesbian and I also like taking naps but I don’t like when bugs crawl on my floor

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I GOT A NEW MANN CO. ISSUED CELL PHONE AND I LOVE IT!!! I am required by my contract to say it’s very good

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What type of gun do you like the most? Im partial to a good old revolver or shotgun myself

Revolver’s great! Can never go wrong with a handgun too haha