Professionals Have Standards

You can call me the Sniper. I decided I’m going to start rating things on a scale of 1-10, with 1 being the worst and 10 being the best. There’s no reason for this other than I wanted to start doing it. I will also share details about my life…but nothing too personal! I ain’t a bloody over-sharer.

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Holidays are coming…I should buy gifts but I dunno what to buy for anyone…maybe I’ll just get everyone matching socks

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rate cheesecake

6/10. I like the taste of cheesecake but the texture makes my mouth feel weird. I dunno.

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No more randomly waking up at three in the morning. I will do differently tomorrow. I will…I dunno.

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My leftchest hurt if uhh ith the cough in my throat ooo cold toess too😞😞😥

Oh that’s no good. 1/10, I know I hate when I have a cough. Word of advice: don’t accept any cold medicine from Medic.

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I ate a weird donut today and I think it was cursed. I feel weird. Did Merasmus send us a bunch of cursed donuts??? Better not have! Hate that!! 0/10

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Rate the australian outback lol

Oh thats a solid 7/10. I like it but I gotta admit, it is NOT fun after you’ve been doing shrooms for hours and you get lost in the darkness. If my mum knew I’d been doing that she’d have freaked out

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:P

Are you sticking your tongue at me?? Hey……..

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My leg itches. 2/10

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This CAN’T go on *goes on anyway*

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Rate your favourite bat species

Oh do I have to pick a favorite bat species and rate them?? I like a lot of animals and it’s hard to pick a favorite…honestly, I like that flying fox bat. They’re real big and they love fruit. I like that. 9/10

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Wow so I’m never taking any anxiety medication Medic gives me again. I kept thinking I heard a baby crying in the base but there was no baby. Medic’s anxiety meds just give you Mind Babies apparently. 1/10

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Someone keeps taking the loose change out of my pockets. It’s probably Spy. But why would he want my loose change?? Probably to mess with me. Because he sucks

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Correct. Well, partially correct.

I am taking it to mess with you.

But, I do not suck. That would be you, Bushman.

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Oh that would be me huh??? THAT WOULD BE ME?? WOULD IT??!! WOULD IT THOUGH

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Someone keeps taking the loose change out of my pockets. It’s probably Spy. But why would he want my loose change?? Probably to mess with me. Because he sucks

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g’day mate. rate goth nephews

Goth nephews? You mean…as a concept? I mean…4/10? I don’t know much about goths but I don’t have a nephew

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I think I accidentally ate soap. Oh well!

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I don’t understand horoscopes

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Only got four hours of sleep last night. Feels bad. 4/10.