Paulo Dybala

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alishafyi‌:

You a fan of Mario Kart? I love crashing into shit on that game. I swear, I think I’m a race car driver or something, when in reality, I’m just a Princess Peach in a world filled with Mario’s. Can you not drive in the game or for real? If it’s for real, give me a warning before you start whipping out onto the road. Hi, I’m Alisha! There’s one thing you should know about me – and it’s that I have no idea about anything soccer related. Champion is one word I know, though, so hopefully you guys win!

I was talking about Need for Speed, but I’m a fan of Mario Kart too! It’s not a game I love because it often infuriates me like when I’m about to finish as first, and someone hits me with a fucking shell. Sorry, rant over. I’m okay now. Hah. You’re driving in style while we’re all clicking on every button on the joystick to get a chance to win. Like Tekken. I’d like to think that I’m a great driver, but opinions are divided. Let’s say my friends wouldn’t call me a good driver. I live in Italy, and they’re not the best drivers themselves so, I don’t stand out over here. Nice to meet you, Alisha. You’re in 13rw, right? It’s quite popular. I’ve seen it with a friend. Call it football and I’ll forgive you for not knowing anything about football. Hah, no. I could tell you a bit about it, but you’d probably not find it very interesting. I hope so too! We've got a great chance, but there are too many top teams to beat.

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gxmmachxn‌:

I haven’t played a racing game since The Simpson’s Road Rage because I got so addicted to it, nobody saw me for a good three weeks and then my own driving suffered as the game actually promoted you running into things and people, so I forgot that’s not what you’re supposed to do in life. It’s safer I never virtually drive again, though if someone ever offers me a game of Mario Kart, I can’t say no. Lovely to meet you, Paulo. I’m Gemma and I play no sport at all but I have a loose knowledge of football thanks to my ex’s passion for it and l and wish your team the very best.

I’ve never played it, but that sounds hilarious! Uh-oh, you forgot? How many people did you hit the first time you went back on the road? I’d invite you to a game of Mario Kart, but I've got a feeling that you would beat me easily. A pleasure to finally meet you, Gemma! I think you stole every men’s heart in Crazy Rich Asians. I think you confused many girls in those two hours too.

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jpgmendes‌:

I think the only game I care about is GTA, watch me driving like an idiot, trying to kill every single person I see around. I can’t play GTA, I’m a mess when it comes to GTA but it’s really addictive. My name is Shawn, I try to play soccer from time to time but I’m terrible at the sport. You get to play with Cristiano, right? My dream! I’m rooting for you, Dybala, I really am.

Hah. I’m a big fan of GTA too, and my driving skills aren’t much better in it. I don’t think it matters much in GTA though. Just hit a few people & move on. Nice to meet you, Shawn! Big fan of your music, mate. I do! He’s the best, and I’m lucky that I get to play with him. Are you sure that you’re rooting for me & not only Cristiano? Haha.

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cyrusmilcy‌:

why thank you, this is what i need while playing mario kart, y’all know what was my literal death all the damn time? rainbow fucking road!! i swear i just got worse and worse at that round and ghost valley or whatever it’s called. we’re talented at we’re talented at. see hearing you trying to explain that, just went in one ear and out the other i’m sorry, i tried following i really did. but it sounds dope though? so congratulations are in order i’m guessing? Horses aren’t scary at all, they’re very sweet creatures, but i’d love to give you a riding lesson though, total pro at it now.

It’s forbidden to talk about the rainbow road. It’s canceled. It ruined many dreams. Mine included. It’s just a lot of football games, and I've to win all of them. Is that easier? My team didn’t succeed yet. They are scary. I feel like their big dark eyes judge me, and they only say neigh, never yes, so, they’re very negative beings. I’d ride a horse if you play Fifa with me... Alternatively, Need For Speed.

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pretty-little-luce‌:

Depending on the time of day it’s about two hours, maybe more, to drive one way. Italy must be a beautiful place to live. I’m filming a movie and it’s okay.

That’s basically me driving out of Italy. It is! The people are beautiful, the food is amazing, and the football league is top-notch. What’s it called?

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shadyxrapgod‌:

As much as I love race games I have to say I prefer renting out a track and just make all my friends eat dirt, but since you can’t drive the games I suggest some class before you join us on the track, oh I know who you are man, you are doing a bang ass job not letting Cris take the shine from the team, well so far I don’t see you guys having to worry about a thing.

I think we’ve to be mates now, Eminem. I’d make you eat dirt though… I’m a lot better driver than the impression I just gave off. I actually thought about getting my race license. Cris joined my team, no, I’m kidding, but I’m definitely not going to let him take all the spotlight. The team is a lot better with him in it though. We are all learning from the master himself.

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cyrusmilcy‌:

Us people who can’t drive well need to stick together, even with mario kart i would drive my self to my death, and my little sister would kick my butt and she’d have to deal with my sulking around for hours. Hi i’m Miley and i’m a singer? but can i ask a silly question? what the fuck is a champions league? and what is a series a? i don’t do soccer or any sports a part from riding the horses.

Yeah, so, we can help each other out! I could take all the other karts out while you try to finish. That’s what I call teamwork. Ha, well, we’re better at other things, aren’t we? Siblings can’t be better at everything. The Champions League is an annual club football competition. All the top division clubs are in it. It’s Europe though, and no offense, but all the top clubs are in Europe. Serie A is the highest football competition in Italy. So, there’s a lot of games to do. I don’t think I’ve ever been on a horse. They're very scary looking with those black eyes.

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I was crying the other day because my mom was like “you know little girls are going to dress like you for Halloween” and I just got really choked up. 

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As Captain Marvel? That’s neat! I bet that’s a small dream coming true, huh?

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simplyalexander‌:

Mainly Need for Speed, Real Racing 3 and Assetto Corsa, what about you? And I know right? I should just get a freaking wii and get a driving wheel to play Mario Kart or something. I agree with you, then again we always look badass, motorcycle or not. It’s a state of being. Uhh.. I failed twice and I was too lazy to try a third time. So, okay I might not be the best car driver. But keep my secret. Hey, that’s what makes it more fun, right? Having worthy opponents, so I’m sure you’ll be having a blast during the Champions League. Oh, that’s so fucking cool. You can help me practice my Spanish. 

Getting more badass by the second, huh? Need for Speed. It’s the game where I seem to hit every wall. You can get one of those race wheels for all game consoles. It’d be a lot easier to play with those. You got me there. It’s true. I see! I’d have done the same. You have a license anyway. However, they do say third time’s a charm. I’ll keep this between you and me, Jaimie. You’re right. It’d be a lot less fun if it were easy. If we win, we can honestly say it was a tough journey. And if we lose, we can say it was a fierce competition. Please don’t make me help you. There’s a difference between speaking it and being able to teach it to others.

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ksgillan‌:

I love driving even though I’m shit at it, I love to do it? It’s weird, but that’s so awesome that you love to do that. What exactly got you into the race games? I’m Karen by the way and I ask too many questions.

Same, there’s something calm about driving around. I think I’m an alright driver. Not the best but definitely not the worse driver either. All my peers play Fifa, but when you’re in it it’s less fun, and I’ve been looking for games to enjoy, and race games are one of those. That’s good. It makes you seem interested. Nice to meet you, Karen!

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ramesrodriqez‌:

You’re not the only one. The whole game is ridiculous, I don’t know how to deal, especially when you’re about to win and a kart appears out of nowhere wantin’ to destroy us. I only live once but I have a daughter to take care of, Paulo. We can only hope it’s true, right? And let’s see if I’m going to say yes to Juventus. It would be crazy to play with you & Cris. Shut up, we’re gettin’ there.

I throw my joystick against the wall at those moments. It’s like they've got a deal with those game consoles. Make sure we buy new joysticks once in a while. Shit. I keep on forgetting you’re the adult here. How is she doing? I’d come looking for you if you say no to Juventus. Cris and I would love to have you here, bro. Slowly, but yes, you’re getting there.

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lxngxrd‌:

nah, man. girls are beasts behind the wheel - it’s kind of annoying that my ten year old sister can beat me at go-karts. yeah, i thought so too but apparently not. he gets a real kick of playing with man utd. and benching me. jokes on him when fifa finally up my stats to 99 physicality. like vin diesal? i would but i’d be too afraid in case they’re like a sociopath or something. or an undercover cop. yeah, pogs needed a hug after. i mean, he seems to bear the brunt every time we lose nowadays. thanks, i’m hoping i’ll be back for the next game - almost completely recovered now. you’re going down, bro.

I second that. Shit, mate. That’s embarrassing too, but most professional drivers start with go-karts so, she might be the best one out there someday. You’d feel less bad by then. That’s a favor to him. If you turn 99 physically then, my FIFA version will go down quickly. Like Vin Diesel. Go fast & the furious on them. They should go easy on my bro, or he should come back to me. We’ll see, mate. I can wait for this rematch though. I’m ready to kick your ass.

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haizzsf‌:

does it though? i mean the whole driving experience? i don’t know if you heard of this game before, but it’s one racing game that i played before, it’s called speed punks and i just crashed everywhere in that game. what racing game were you playing? nice to meet you, paulo i’m hailee, i’m an actress and a singer. good luck for the champion league. i don’t know much about soccer, or football. 

Yeah, the graphics & the sound effects give you a nice driving experience. I think I know it. It looks like Mario Kart, doesn’t it? Need for Speed, but I crash in all of them. Nice to meet you, too, Hailee! I can’t wait to see Bumblebee. That’s okay! Not everyone enjoys watching it, but I’ll let you know if my team wins it! 

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fameneymar‌:

Those video games are really good now a days. no wonder everyone loves playing them including myself. Driving isn’t for everyone. I already know who you are Paulo. Your soccer skills are fire. 

They’re getting better every day. Most of them look very realistic. Yeah, adults, children, woman, and men, Everyone loves games. I’m joking though. I’m a great driver, but not when it comes to games. Thanks, mate! Not as fire as yours, but I’m getting close ;)

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aliciasvknder‌:

I’m all for adventure and racing and everything like that – maybe I’m something short of an adrenaline junkie because there are somethings I just can’t do, but I’ve always wanted to try and race just to see what it’s like, you know? Hey, at least you got some confirmation out of it, that’s gotta be something, right? Pleased to meet you though, Paulo! I’m Alicia.

There are schools where they teach you how to become a race driver, and you can get your race license. We could do that, you know? They’ll sit next to us first so; we don’t kill ourselves. We'll get the race experience we want without dying. Pleased to meet you too, Alicia! Loved you in Tomb Raider. Those guns were crazy back then!

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chrisxrevans‌:

I actually took a turn on a real race track with Jay Leno a few months ago. Let me tell you, that was awesome. There were a couple times that my life flashed before my eyes, but not gonna lie, totally worth it. Hey, Paulo, I’m Chris. It’s nice to meet you, man.

That sounds awesome! I’d love to go to a real race track someday. Is Jay Leno such a bad driver? Nice to meet you too, man, Hemsworth. Or was it Pine? No, I’ll leave the Chris jokes at home.

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kaylcni‌:

Well I suppose it’s better for the safety of everyone to come to that conclusion from a game than actual driving. Hah. Though to be fair it’s not exactly the same so maybe you’re not as bad as you think when it comes to actual driving. I don’t really follow soccer that much, but hey I’m Kehlani. 

Yeah, it’d be a completely different story if that conclusion came from actual driving. I hope I’m not that bad. I’d like to think I’m an alright driver. I’m not that bad. Hey, Kehlani. It’s nice to meet you! Hah, that’s okay. We can’t all love football, huh?