Running From Reality

Trying to figure out the world just like everyone else College Sophomore 18 years and counting

[sewerhawk]

[victorious]

That one friend that dont fuck with pets

[artsydreamboy]

amandla stenberg and jaden smith attending prom together

[silkbonnet-deactivated20160322]

[sandylamu]

Bajuni Islands Somalia

[ninoport]

[jasonapham]

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

protect will smith’s beautiful, well dressed, weird pretentious children

[thecommonchick]

I can’t stop laughing! 

[joifulmoon]

People with bad eye sight will understand

Eye doctor: “one…*switches lenses*..or two? Choose which is better…one….*switches lens again*..or two”

Me: *sweats nervously*

[toridactyl]

[liketheflowr]

I needed this reminder

[pawnsinplay-blog]

boy: send nudes? ;)

me: *sends a picture of stars*

boy: um wtf is this?

me: its me. its us. its humanity, stripped. this is our true nakedness- we are painted with stars and consumed by the cosmos, only to come back again brighter than before. my heart is the sun and my soul is the void.

[annabellehectorsworldofweird]

[kpopaphobe]

[hip-hop-fanatic]

Drake is not a rapper anymore. Drake is an emotion.

“How are you doing today?”

“I’m feeling kinda Drake.”

[average-farah-deactivated201705]

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.

so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.

it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”

and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher

and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said

“call bungalow instead.”

and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing