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@pawziplier
how tall are you
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*stands mezmerized in the lowes lighting fixtures section*
god is real
Everyone who reblogged this is a moth
not only do i support lil nas x appropriating characters and symbols from christianity to make horny, campy gay hip-hop videos, i think this sets the bar for lgbt media in the future. fuck that "were just like you!" respectability shit. i need all gay artists to make their work exactly as hostile and disrespectful to the christian right as the christian right has been to gay people for all of its history.
this goes for the christian "allies" who are hand-wringing over that video too. "im glad hes proud of who he is, but these images are sacred to some peoples beliefs and he needs to respect that!" no, he doesnt, and in fact if your "gay art" is palatable to homophobic christians, it is not good gay art.
For people you don't care to please they sure do live in your head rent free. Go to church
lmao excuse me if I'm viewing this wrong, but..
How do you know they don't go to church?
Also, just because they don't "care to please" Christians doesn't mean they can't think about "oh. hey. uh, these people should stop wringing their hands abt [topic]." or smthn a lot.
Aaaaaand, finally.. before you say "well, you've obviously never been to church", before you say it.. Yes. I HAVE been to church. Mainly just for the food.
I keep seeing this octoling from the Splatoon 3 trailer and nobody is talking about it but bitch looks like The Final Pam
"HOW YOUR SPLATFEST GO, TEAM ORDER? PRETTY GOOD IT DOESN'T SEEM"
Totally gotta draw The Final Pam as O C T O L I N G
So, the Wendigo
So, the Wendigo. The Wendigoag. The Windigo. The Wentigo. Whatever you want to call it, this malevolent Algonquin spirit goes by many names depending on the culture that speaks of it. It has spread across the First Nations of the upper north of North America, aka Canada. It is in modern media, displayed as a large, bipedal deer-person. While, no, this is not the actual way it appears, the way that the user "finding-my-culture" describes it in their post on the subject is immensely incorrect.
Now, I am not a member of the First Nations. I am not Algonquin or Ojibwa in any way. We do not know or believe that I have any blood in relation to the natives of the continent we know as North America. But, I do my own research. The Wendigo is not a "giant made of ice". That is the Wechuge, a similar malevolent spirit of a different set of tribes, the Athabaskan people.
I am saying this, here and now:
Wendigo is not a slur. It is a name for a malevolent spirit that is a warning against cannibalism and greed. Harass me over this if you want, I don't care. I am stating what I believe. I know I don't have freedom from the consequences of my words. In the words of my late grandfather, "Your rights end where my nose begins."
Also, and FYI, finding-my-culture is racist, homophobic and transphobic. I'd post proof if I could, but that proof has since been deleted before I could get screenshots.
So, harass me if you want. I don't care.
Come get this dick-fil-a
I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday
One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it
I will fucking find you
Happy dick fil a everyone!
My home situation is getting less livable, so for $4 bucks I'll shoot you a mundane prophecy
Have some prophecies!
Don't wear socks the next time you have to go outside on a rainy day. Trust me on this.
The farmer's market is having a sale on hard cheeses 3 weeks from now. You will be tempted, but avoid the Grana Padano
You've been wearing at least one of you socks inside out for like 2 weeks now. Buddy are you doing ok?
Several months from now you will be awaken by thunderous, rolling noise. You will shoot out of bed and eventually discover a raccoon has overturned a trash can. That raccoon's name will be Jam-Jam. Jam-Jam particularly likes eggs. Scramble Jam-Jam a plate.
In the coming months you will scuff up a new pair of shoes. Not to worry: mix together warm water & laundry detergent and scrub gently with a washcloth or old toothbrush.
How the heck did you know about my sock
Buddy I know and I am NOT impressed.
“I will never stop fighting. I’ll never stop. They’d have to fucking shoot me.”~ Johnny Depp (August 16, 2018)
Today (November 2), after months of expectative about the verdict on the “Johnny Depp vs. The Sun” trial, who he’s suing over a story published in 2018 which branded him a “wife beater”, was revealed. Unfortunately, Judge Justice Nicol decided to stay on The Sun and Ms. Heard’s side, ignoring ALL THE EVIDENCES and in some moments even belittling Johnny. Just like Ms. Heard, the judge based on “assumptions”, blamed Johnny for being an abuser due to his drug and alcohol usage and, believe it or not, “jealously”. Evidences provided by Johnny and eyewitnesses were ignored to the point of almost an insult, while Ms. Heard inconsistencies, like wrong dates, wrong photos, lies and dozens of “mistakes” done even under oath and on the court, that proves that she indeed had a plan to destroy Johnny’s career, were accepted as being “effects of being in shock”.
The Judge didn’t care about eyewitnesses, audios, about Amber Heard beating, insulting, hurting mentally and physically Johnny, how much he was stolen, belittled, threaten, almost killed and dozens of things that were proven with real evidence that she was and IS the real abused these whole time.
When Amber Heard attacked Johnny and yelled “Tell the world, Johnny, tell them, Johnny Depp: “I, a man, I’m a victim too of domestic violence.’ And see how many people believe or side with you.“ She was telling the truth. No matter how many men who were abused tell his stories, how many evidences they can get, shown and prove, people will still not believe. They will belittle, blame and reverse the whole story. This is why male survivors don’t speak up. It’s not about the shame, it’s because even if proven innocent, he will always be labeled as abuser…
Next Tuesday, Johnny will attend a three day deposition in Reston, Virginia, USA, from November 10 through November 12 at 10AM, in order to the upcoming “Johnny Vs Ms. Heard” Trial in the USA, where the decision may be the opposite of today.
Jenny Afia of Schillings law firm, who represented Johnny, said: “This decision is as perverse as it is bewildering. Most troubling is the judge’s reliance on the testimony of Amber Heard, and corresponding disregard of the mountain of counter-evidence from police officers, medical practitioners, her own former assistant, other unchallenged witnesses and an array of documentary evidence which completely undermined the allegations, point by point. The judgement is so flawed that it would be ridiculous for Mr. Depp not to appeal this decision”
To Judge Justice Nicol: THIS DECISION WAS ABSOLUTELY WRONG.
To Johnny Depp: WE ALL LOVE AND BELIEVE YOU! PLEASE, STAY STRONG!
To all DeppHeads and those who believe him: WE KNOW THE TRUTH. SPREAD IT AND SUPPORT HIM.
To Amber Heard: YOU ARE A LIAR, ABUSER AND DESERVES NOTHING BUT JAIL.
To those who still have doubts, and are celebrating this mistake, here is a list of almost all the things Johnny has suffered on the hands of Amber Heard:
> Johnny Depp was PUNCHED on his face for being late.
> Johnny Depp had his belongings (wallet and cellphone) THROWN by the window of his penthouse.
> Johnny Depp had his bed POOPED with feces as a “prank”.
> Johnny Depp had his head HIT with a PAINT THINNER.
> Johnny Depp was HIT with SODA CANS, HEAVY BOTTLES and BURNING CANDLES.
> Johnny Depp had his finger SEVERALLY CUT after Amber THREW a BOTTLE OF VODKA.
> Johnny Depp had to pass for 3 SURGERIES to re-attach his finger.
> JOHNNY DEPP COULD HAVE DIED OR LOST HIS ARM DUE TO THE THREE INFECTIONS HE HAD. > Johnny Depp HAD HIS MEDICINE INTERVENED AND WITHHELD while in pain > Johnny Depp had his forehead HIT with the CORNER OF A DOOR.
> Johnny was HIT by pots, pans and vases thrown by Amber Heard.
> Johnny Depp was HIT by a can of red bull on his back
> Johnny Depp was PUNCHED on his jaw.
> Johnny Depp was PUNCHED on his eye
> Johnny Depp had his head INJURED after being HIT WITH A CONTROL REMOTE.
> Johnny Depp was called a “DRAMATIC” by Amber Heard on Court after being hit several times. > Johnny Depp was called a “BABY”, “TO GROW THE F*CK UP” by Amber Heard for running away from her aggression.
> Johnny Depp was REPEATEDLY INSULTED by Amber Heard who said: “your career is over”, “no one is going to hire you”, “you’re washed up”, “fat”, and “you will die a lonely man”.
> Johnny Depp was CHEATED at least TWICE during their relationship. Amber Heard did it with Elon Musk and James Franco, who wants to keep his words in private.
> Johnny Depp had evidences HID for 3 years by his own team who were secretly representing Elon Musk while Johnny was being cheated on.
> Johnny Depp was DROPPED from his role on “Pirates of the Caribbean” days after she published her piece in the Washington Post in 2018.
> Johnny Depp was almost HIT by a purse during her aggression
> Johnny Depp was SPAT on his face.
> Johnny Depp had his HAIR PULLED several times.
> Johnny Depp was CLAWED, TUGGED and AGGRESSIVELY PULLED by Amber during a fight. > Johnny Depp had HIS CHEEK BURNED WITH A CIGARETTE.
> Johnny Depp had his art supplies THROWN outside around his house.
> Johnny Depp used to run away because she used to HIT him while his children and friends were in his house.
> Johnny Depp RECEIVED DEATH THREATS by Amber’s father, who said he’d shot Johnny after his divorce with Amber which led him lost Johnny’s money to produce his film.
> Amber Heard was caught with NO BRUISES in videos and photos.
> Amber Heard LIED SEVERAL TIMES and FAKED EVIDENCES under oath.
> Amber Heard tried to “TAKE ADVANTAGE” on Johnny’s mechanic.
> Amber Heard’s parents exchange messages with Johnny and DIDN’T SHOW ANY ANGRINESS TOWARD HIM, but were worried about the money and KNEW about the Hoax.
> Amber Heard CONFESSED had HIT Johnny Depp.
> Amber Heard MOCKED of Johnny, also mocking of the people who suffer abuses.
> DOZENS of witnesses told UNDER OATH that they didn’t saw ANY mark(s) on Amber’s body. > Two L.A. Police officers DIDN’T SEE ANY BRUISE on her face or destruction in their apartment.
> Johnny Depp has more than 3,600 PAGES OR IMAGES as evidences.
> Johnny Depp has at least 89 SECURITY CAMERAS FOOTAGE.
> Amber Heard STOLE a real sexual violence survivor story of a victim and twisted it into her own story > Eyewitness tells about Ms. Heard Hoax, lies and inconsistencies. > Ms. Heard caught LYING UNDER OATH on Court > Ms. Heard caught LYING UNDER OATH on Court AGAIN > Amber Heard CAUGHT secretly recording her Hoax video.
And the list goes on…
AND NEVER F*CKING FORGET:
“You didn’t get punched. You got hit. I’m sorry I hit you like this. But I did not punch you. I did not f*cking deck you. I f*cking was hitting you.” - Amber Heard (ambassador for women’s rights, outspoken domestic violence and sexual violence awareness)
WE ARE AND ALWAYS WILL BE WITH YOU, JOHNNY DEPP! STAY STRONG AND THANK YOU FOR SPEAKING THE TRUTH!
Live in an appropriate degree of concern, or die in ignorance.
I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
You’re going to get a cavity
good
30 min later, not much progress.
Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…
One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance
an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything
i’d rather be eating anything but this
two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again
3 fucking hours
I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint.
Please. Please don’t bring this back.
‘Tis the season.
its almost the season again
Hey y’all. Just an update almost 6 years later, one of my teeth broke off and had to be removed this week. The doctors weren’t sure why but I fucking know.
300円ショップで買ってきたハロウィン飾りのライト(2袋分)を細かく切って針金でつないで人形を作りました。 LEDで光ります。 https://twitter.com/kami_robo_yasui/status/1322168946041135105
Jacked O'Lantern
i don’t care what month this it this has to be SEEN
In devastating news today, 26 Oct 2020, VicRoads has destroyed 300 years of living cultural heritage.
The Directions Tree (pictured above) was felled today at around 1.30 pm Australian Eastern Standard time.
This tree was over 300 years old. It was a place where the Djabwarrung people could go to seek spiritual guidance and to feel connected to their ancestors.
And it was cut down today, to make way for a road that has multiple other viable routes.
This has been an ongoing battle since 2018. There have been protectors on site since June 2018, and multiple attempts over the years by VicRoads to bully or intimidate protestors off the land, including getting the police to show up in drives to arrest protectors. Police have also spent the last two years specifically targeting known protectors, going so far as to jailing one (indigenous) man for six months because he had an expired drivers licence. When that one finally made it to a judge, the judge was disgusted and and threw the whole case out, cause who the hell imprisons someone for six months for having an expired licence?? Cops with a vendetta, thats who.
There have been multiple legal challenges from multiple directions over the route of this road, and the fact that the planned route requires the destruction of three indigenous heritage sites. There is an open court case at the moment, set for December, and by moving ahead with works and destroying one of the sites, VicRoads is in direct contravention of a court order.
Not only did they cut it down, they also then loaded the tree onto a truck and drove it up and down the stretch of road past one of the other sites where the protectors are camped. They know full well how devastating this destruction is, and they drove thw felled tree back and forth in front of the people who've spent three years protecting this tree, deliberately taunting them.
The destruction of the Directions Tree is an abominable crime. And its one that they want to commit again. Theres a Grandfather tree -- over 700 years old -- that is next in their firing line.
If youre in Australia, please call or email Dan Andrews (Victorian premier), Sussan Ley (Federal Environment Minister) or your local MP and protest the destruction of the Directions Tree, and ask them to protect the Grandfather Tree.
If youre international, please email them. Feel free to call, too, but international rates are pricey, and them getting flooded by international emails will be really, really helpful and will show them that the world's eyes are on them.
Dan Andrews: [email protected] . Phone number: 03 9651 5000.
Sussan Ley: [email protected] . Phone number: 02 6277 7920.
@Australians now is actually a fantastic time to call if you have anxiety over making phone calls, because their offices are shut for the day and you can leave a voicemail that they'll get in the morning; you dont even need to speak to anyone directly.
If you’re having difficulty knowing what to write, Friends of the Earth, Melbourne, have a letter drafted you can use or send to Victorian Ministers and the Premier.
The Djab Wurrung Embassy is under threat. Email Now
https://www.melbournefoe.org.au/stop_work_now
Thanks so much for this, this is a great addition
Trump only paid $750 in taxes, received the best medical care in the world for FREE and then said NO MORE STIMULUS CHECKS....did we forget about that??
And here I am, an essential worker who’s been working at a hospital this whole time (with no hazard pay) about to go though A THIRD WAVE, who can’t afford groceries until next fucking Friday.
I’m pissed as a black queer woman I feel like I’m constantly getting beat up by the system with NO reparations.
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I’ve been seeing a lot of people donating to blm and LGBTQ+ stuff so I thought I could give this a shot and you guys and donate directly?
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is better than
(the size isn’t the issue… it is the impossible physics of the clothing)
Can we please talk about how our history teacher sent a barbie to the smithsonian as proof of the presence of man two million years ago
pleas,e for the love of God read the whole letter, there are tears streamign down my face rn
Can we please talk about how your history teacher has done this sort of thing enough times that he has his own specimen shelf in the Smithsonian
“yours in science” tho
“B. Clams don’t have teeth” is the part where I lost it.
@zozi-writes
The letter says:
“Thank you for your latest submission to the Institute, labeled “211-D, layer seven, next to the clothesline post. Hominid skull.” We have gien this specimen a careful and detailed examination and regret to inform you that we disagree with you theory that it represents ‘conclusive proof of the presence of Early Man in Charleston County two million years ago.’ Rather, it appears that what you have found is the head of a Barbie doll, of the variety one of our staff, who has small children, believes to be the ‘Malibu Barbie’. It is evident that you have given a great deal of thought to the analysis of this specimen, and you may be quite certain that those of us who are familiar with your prior work in the field were loathe to come to contradiction with your findings. However, we do feel that there are a number of physical attributes of the specimen which might have tipped you off to it’s modern origin:
The material is molded plastic. Ancient hominid remains are typically fossilized bone.
The cranial capacity of the specimen is approximately 9 cubic centimeters, well below the threshold of even the earliest identified proto-hominids.
The dentition patters evident on the ‘skull’ is more consistent with the common domesticated dog than it is with the ‘ravenous man-eating Pliocene clams’ you speculate roamed the wetlands during that time.This latter finding is certainly one of the most intriguing hypotheses you have submitted in your history with this institution, but the evidence seems to weigh rather heavily against it. Without going into too much detail, let us say that:
A) The specimen looks like the head of a Barbie doll that a dog has chewed on.
Clams don’t have teeth.
It is with feelings tinged with melancholy that we must deny your request to have the specimen carbon dated. This is partially due to the heavy load our lab must bear in it’s normal operation, and partly due to carbon dating’s notorious inaccuracy in fossils of recent geologic record. To the best of our knowledge, no Barbie dolls were produced prior to 1956 AD, and carbon dating is likely to produce wildly inaccurate results. Sadly , we must also deny your request that we approach the National Science Foundation’s Phylogeny Department with the concept of assigning your specimen the scientific name ‘Australopithecus spiff-arino.’ Speaking personally, I for one, fought tenaciously for the acceptance of your proposed taxonomy, but was ultimately voted down because the species name you selected was hyphenated, and didn’t really sound like it might be Latin.
However, we gladly accept your generous donation of this fascinating specimen to the museum. While it is undoubtedly not a hominid fossil, it is, nonetheless, yet another riveting example of the great body of work you seem to accumulate here so effortlessly. You should know that our Director has reserved a special shelf in his own office for the display of the specimens you have previously submitted to the Institution, and the entire staff speculates daily on what you will happen upon next in your digs at the site you have discovered in your back yard. We eagerly anticipate your trip to or nation’s capital that you proposed in you last letter, and several of us are pressing the Director to pay for it. We are particularly interested in hearing you expand on your theories surrounding the ‘trans-positating fillifitation of ferrous ions in a structural matrix’ that makes the excellent juvenile Tyrannosaurus rex femur you recently discovered take on the deceptive appearance of a rusty 9-mm Sears Craftsman automotive crescent wrench.
Yours in Science,
Harvey Rowe
Curator, Antiquities”
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(sorry if there are misspellings or wrong wordings. this was long and i was reading it off my phone)
“I for one, fought tenaciously for the acceptance of your proposed taxonomy, but was ultimately voted down because the species name you selected was hyphenated, and didn’t really sound like it might be Latin.“
I love that that entire last paragraph can be boiled down to “keep it up, you mad bastard.”
I’ve been seeing this make the rounds for years and I truly hope that it never stops circulating.
Me, regusing to look at the image above: Clams do not have teeth. Clams still dont have teeth
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