All the world's a stage

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All the world’s a stage

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You specialize in “discreettt informatttion gattthering” and ottther infiltttratttion and infiltttratttion-adjacenttt tttrades, correcttt?

Indeed I do~ What sort of information are you looking for?

((posted for OOC eyes but pretend it’s a private answer IC))

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ask-the-jaded-jadeblood​:

Alrighttt. I have a few outtt-of-ttthe-way areas you can arrive attt, buttt be advised ttthattt being in ttthe sunlighttt will burn you ttto a crisp unless you are immensely fire resistttanttt like my casttte is. Each settt of coordinatttes is paired wittth ttthe necessary informatttion abouttt ttthattt place, and a pre-prepared disguise profile.

[Melanc Vivura has sent two files: “coordinatttes.pdf” “disguiseProfiles.mp4”]

Don’t worry~

I can be exactly as fire-resistant as I need to be.

I’ll be seeing you around.

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You specialize in “discreettt informatttion gattthering” and ottther infiltttratttion and infiltttratttion-adjacenttt tttrades, correcttt?

Indeed I do~ What sort of information are you looking for?

((posted for OOC eyes but pretend it’s a private answer IC))

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ask-the-jaded-jadeblood​:

As ttto currency, we tttake caegars.

I’m nottt sure whattt ttthe conversion rattte is, buttt one caegar is equivalenttt in value ttto one hundredttth of an alttternian stttandard mass unittt of gold.

Gold is also accepttted, along wittth platttinum, silver, and copper.

Then gold or platinum will certainly suffice. I’ll have to do some prowling to settle on a figure, but perhaps you can provide me with coordinates in the meantime.

I do have my own means of transportation, fortunately~

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You specialize in “discreettt informatttion gattthering” and ottther infiltttratttion and infiltttratttion-adjacenttt tttrades, correcttt?

Indeed I do~ What sort of information are you looking for?

((posted for OOC eyes but pretend it’s a private answer IC))

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ask-the-jaded-jadeblood​:

Whattt currencies do you tttake?

I suppose that depends on how long I spend in your neck of the multiverse~ What currencies does your empire use? What standards are used when trading with other cultures? What non-currency resources are valued?

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infiniteproxy​:

there is nøt tø my knøwledge any such functiøn.

the ønly remedy seems tø be tø avøid being absent før any significant length øf time at all.

quite a nice little høstage situatiøn, nø?

What an inconvenience....

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You specialize in “discreettt informatttion gattthering” and ottther infiltttratttion and infiltttratttion-adjacenttt tttrades, correcttt?

Indeed I do~ What sort of information are you looking for?

((posted for OOC eyes but pretend it’s a private answer IC))

[ask-melanc-vivura]

I justtt need some assistttance in gattthering informatttion on ttthe general stttattte of my area. Ittt’s been a rough few sweeps here wittth ttthe succession and all, and ttthe new empress needs help gattthering informatttion on whattt ttthe citttizens wanttt. Unfortttunatttely, ttthey are nottt quick ttto tttrusttt. I believe you can assisttt ttthere?

[paywinwin]

I certainly could.

What sort of recompense are you proposing?

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You specialize in “discreettt informatttion gattthering” and ottther infiltttratttion and infiltttratttion-adjacenttt tttrades, correcttt?

Indeed I do~ What sort of information are you looking for?

((posted for OOC eyes but pretend it’s a private answer IC))

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How does one turn off this “since you’ve been gone” feature? It doesn’t seem particularly useful.

One certainly doesn’t stroll through rooms, responding to conversations that ended weeks ago~

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you prefer wearing any face but your own, you're claustrophobic, you've had just about enough of all this "princess" nonsense

That’s one out of three, darling.  One and a half if I’m feeling generous.

Send 3 assumptions and I'll tell you how many are right

Send 3 assumptions and I'll tell you how many are right

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@princessofpoweroutlets replied to your post “@princessofpoweroutlets replied to your post “paywinwin: Hn.  I...”

Uhhhh, we're just out here in a field!

Yes, I’m aware~

But presumably at least one of you understands what you’re doing in that field.

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@princessofpoweroutlets replied to your post “paywinwin: Hn.  I need more variety in my social life. Surely...”

Do you want to spend time with the makers and I out here?

Do I get a real official tour and everything~?

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Hn.  I need more variety in my social life.

Surely someone out there wouldn’t mind a visit~?

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This is entirely too apt at present for something posted a month ago.

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I see so many of you trolls around, and yet I’ve never properly met a single one of you face to face...

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Perhaps I should look to distant shores~

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infiniteproxy​:

let’s just say there are a few hurdles yet tø øvercøme.

barring such, i am quite løøking førward tø what the future may bring.

Of course...

But life without any hurdles would be terribly dull, don’t you think?

What’s next on your list?