Peaceful Friday

Two fingers. One Mission. Instagram: @peacefulfriday

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Hey gang, Connor here. I was good and jazzed to head out on a lil #PeaceSeekingExcursion today. But then tragedy struck: my flight was unceremoniously #Cancelled. I was getting spooked that the travel #Kerfuffle might frick up the vibe of my whole #PeacefulFriday. But then a tingling sensation deep within my #✌️ reminded me to stay strong. Because ya can #Cancel the #PeaceSeekingExcursion, but ya #CantCancelThePeace. Not now, not ever. Happy #PeacefulFriday. Best, CW✌️ — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/cohxgF5

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Hey gang, Connor here. There’s a lotta folks sayin’ this new #Wordle puzzle game is the #BeesKnees. I get it, it’s a real hoot. But there’s one important thing to understand. In the game of #Wordle pickin’ 5-letter words is life, but in the game of life, there’s only one 5-letter word to live by…and that’s P-E-A-C-E (people forget that.) Happy #PeacefulFriday. Best, CW✌️ — view on Instagram https://bit.ly/3u7nR6H

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Hey gang, Connor here. As a #CulturalInfluencer, I always stay on top of the hip new lingo, such as #Swag, etc. And I gotta tell ya, this new one where all the young folks are talkin’ about #Pushin🅿️ sounds pretty neat-o-rama, pals. Unfortunately, because it was coined by rap music artist @gunna (who I can only assume, based on his name, is anti-peace and pro-weaponry) I can’t condone it. Call me crazy pals, but I just think it’d be a little more swag of us if we put that energy toward #Pushin🅿️eace instead. Happy #PeacefulFriday. Best, CW✌️ — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/3qL9gM1

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Hey gang, Connor here. Despite LITERAL YEARS of #Peace themed IG posts, I was not selected to star in the new @hbomax series, #Peacemaker. Turns out they went with world-famous wrestler @johncena. Even though I was pretty #CheesedOff 🧀 about the snub at first pals, I realized this is actually a pretty groundbreaking moment for #Representation 🎭 in #Hollywood 📺. Despite improving on-screen #Diversity 🤝 ya still never see anyone who looks like me represented on the boob tube (a heterosexual white male holding a #✌️.) And for that I’ve gotta give @hbomaxpeacemaker props. So be sure to put down your #PeaceSign just long enough to pick up the remote, and flip on the hit show the #PeacefulCommunity is giving 2 #✌️s up. Happy #PeacefulFriday. Best, CW✌️ #spon #ad #hbopartner — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/3riTkzG

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Hey gang, Connor here. A lotta folks are askin’ if I’m doin’ #DryJanuary 🌵 this year. Well pals, Dry Jan might help out with #Calories 🍰, #ViolentHangovers 🤮, and avoiding street brawls with folks who tell me “Liberace called, he wants his sparkly #Ascot 🎀 back.” But ya know what it won’t help with? Achieving #WorldPeace 🌎. So to make a real difference, I’m committing to do #PeacefulJanuary 🗓 just like I did last month (and all the other months before it.) Because whether or not my #BoozeIntake 🍹🥴 changes, at the end of the day, it’s still #NewYearSame✌️. Happy #PeacefulFriday. Best, CW✌️ — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/3G3jv3w

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Hey gang, Connor here. Beyond just being another step in the slow and relentless march towards our inevitable deaths, the #NewYear 🎊 is an #Opportunity ✨to find our true purpose, pals. Some years, the #Universe 🛰 gives us some murky signals and we end up getting a goofy #TribalArmband 💪🎸 tattoo or sentenced to 3-5 years in the slammer for #TaxFraud 🏦. We’ve all been there. But heading into #2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ I feel like the sign we’re getting is actually kinda super duper literal. So when we see that #BallDrop 🔮⬇️ tonight, how ‘bout we let that #✌️ rise, gang? Let’s make this the year. Happy #PeacefulFriday. Best, CW✌️ — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/3EJJ207

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Hey gang, Connor here. The thing about the #Ocean 🌊 is that if ya dip into it, it’s a place where you can secretly take a #Tinkle 💦 without anyone even yellin’ at ya (people forget that.) But, it’s also a great place for #Reflections 🪞, both off the surface of the water and of the #SpiritualVariety 👻. So as I stared into the might Pacific and reflected back on what was perhaps the most #Peaceful year in recorded history, I #Pondered 🔮whether next year could possibly match it. And I’m happy to report, I’m seein’ a whole lotta #✌️ on the horizon. Happy #PeacefulFriday. Best, CW✌️ — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/32c9iCQ

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Hey gang, Connor here. I wanna dedicate this to one of the all-time great #Peacefluencers 🤳🕊, @nancyreagan. As a Hollywood actress, she was known for her beauty, but I always appreciated her for her #Brain 🧠. Because she was smart enough to know nothing was more important than the #PowerOfPeace 💪. Even as she waged a #WarOnDrugs 💉🔫 there was 1️⃣ thing she could never #JustSayNo ❌ to: a big ol’ #✌️. I used to think my #✌️ couldn’t change the world, pals. But then Nancy taught me that for every time I pull out a #✌️, it’ll #TrickleDown 🌧 to countless others. And that, I’ll never forget. Happy #PeacefulFriday. Best, CW✌️ — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/33aFx5M

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Hey gang, Connor here. Ya ever tried #Booze before? It tastes goofy as heck, but I swear, if ya swing by the wrong part of town, you'll find folks #Slurpin down so much of it that they'll just start #Smoochin on total strangers. Not me though, pals. Sounds a wee bit hectic. Now here’s a neat idea: what if we all skipped the #PiñaColadas tonight and just had a nice #PeaceOnTheRocks instead? Now that'd sure make for a #PeacefulFriday. Best, CW✌️ — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/3GcY6o7

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Hey gang, Connor here. The season of giving is here, pals. Giving #Thanks 🙏, giving #Hugs 🤗, having a wee bit too much #Turkey 🦃 and giving yourself explosive #GastrointestinalIssues 🥴🤢😫. But with all this dang giving going on, let’s not forget about #Taking 🥡 out our #✌️ every once in a while, gang. Happy #PeacefulFriday. Best, CW✌️ — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/3FX6acN

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Hey gang, Connor here. I was getting worried that my #PeaceSeekingExcursion at @IHOP wasn’t gonna be fruitful. But after scarfing down 17 flapjacks, and passing out face first in number 18, I had my revelation. Ya see, spreading #Peace can take many shapes. And so I’m very happy to announce that in exchange for dropping charges against @IHOP over the whole ordeal, they have chosen to accept #Peace. Literally, in the name. As part of the settlement, I’m happy to announce that @IHOP Corporate has agreed to rename their chain International House of #Peace. Congrats pals, we friggin’ did it. Happy #PeacefulFriday. Best, CW✌️ — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/3oKasNE

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Hey gang, Connor here. Do #Aliens 👽 exist? Does #BlackLicorice taste like car batteries? Did Bill Gates put microchips in the vaxx to turn you into a #Lizard 🦎? In such a #DividedNation 🇺🇸 it’s hard to agree on anything. But I got a #Crazy 🤪 idea for when all hope seems lost: what if making our fingers divided (✌️) could bring us all together after all? Just spitballin’ here. Happy #PeacefulFriday. Best, CW✌️ — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/3n8BsXu

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Hey gang, Connor here. A wise man once said “#Wetness 💦 is the essence of #Beauty. 💅” But here’s the thing pals: it’s also the essence of #Peace. Ya see gang, the human hand is 87% percent liquid (whatever Google says is wrong.) So next time you’re thinkin’ of postin’ the thirstiest #ThirstTrap 🚰 in town, just cover up that arid #Tush 🍑 ya got and pull out a moist ol’ #✌️ instead. A #Flood 🌊 of ❤️s will pour in, trust me. Happy#PeacefulFriday. Best, CW✌️ — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2ZZ0n6t

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Hey gang, Connor here. Wanna know the hardest part of getting through to today’s #Youth, pals? Knowing how to be #Relatable. So when it comes to #Peace, that means ya might even have to head down to the local skate park to #Spread where they #Shred. Will the #Youngns call ya a #Poser for blocking the rail all day just to hold up a #✌️? Yeah, probably. But remember gang, there’s no shame in being a #Poser as long it’s a #PeacePose. It’s all part of the #Grind. Happy #PeacefulFriday. Best, CW✌️ — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/3BsVwaZ

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Hey gang, Connor here. Ever since @peacefulfriday ended America’s foreign wars and created lasting #WorldPeace 🌎✌️for mankind, next up has been tacklin’ #InterspeciesTensions 🚶‍♂️🔁🐵. A request to hold a #PeaceSummit ✌️🏔 in the monkey cage at the local zoo was denied because the gorillas are – to quote the zookeeper – “ornery and will rip you limb from limb.” (Understandable, as the wound of #Harambe’s 🙏 tragic loss in 2016 is clearly still ripe.) But did I give up, gang? Heck no, I paid a visit to the #GorillaStatue 🦍🗽 outside @juiceland and made a #PeaceOffering 🕊 instead. For too long #MonkeyingAround 🙈🙊 has meant “goofin’ off”, but I don’t think it’s #Bananas 🍌🍌 to say that I see a future where it could mean “sharing a #✌️ from one primate to another.” Happy #PeacefulFriday. Best, CW✌️ — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/3nqXG66

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Hey gang, Connor here. Hope you’ve been having a “Bear-y” #PeacefulFriday. Haha, get it?!? It’s a gag because of the #Panda 🐼 in the pic and all. Now, I know I’m usually not much of a #Jokester 🤡 on here, but remember pals, #MakingAGoof 😆 every now and then is a-ok as long as ya still take #MakingA✌️ seriously. Happy #PeacefulFriday. Best, CW✌️ — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/3voZIaf

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Hey gang, Connor here. For centuries, the #TeePee was built as an epicenter of #Warmth and #Comfort. No disrespect pals, but personally I have trouble seeing the positives past the whole lack of a #Potty and #WiFi thing. If ya really want something to give ya a lil #Warm and #Comfy feeling, how bout ya forget makin’ a #TeePee and try makin’ #TP (The #Peace) instead? Happy #PeacefulFriday. Best, CW✌️ — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/3ArrUKC