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[thestereotypebuster]

Converse are neither waterproof, nor warm, nor comfortable but dammit if they don’t look good

[thestereotypebuster]

I love my 1920s factory worker shoes

[thestereotypebuster]

My chiropractor says the lack of arch support is ruining my knees

[stimman3000]

in 2018 we start opressing people who like their hot chocolate with water

[stimman3000]

if youre lactose intolerant you can stay but youre on fucking thin ice

[ciceroi-nightingale]

I eat the powder straight from the pack

[jammdeluxe]

Hey do you know how horrible what you just said was

[slimewytch]

*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield

[aurol]

one of the worst feelings ever is being in your own house and feeling like you need to go home

[aroseforno-one-deactivated20221]

the kinda mood where you tell me everything and i just listen,

[hotvampireadjacent]

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

[a-titty-ninja]

[lavagoth]

[sonkadeehvodka-deactivated20190]

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[hotvampireadjacent]

[skeezd]

[taahko]

applying to college

[chapelbaby-deactivated20180919]

[f-r-e-a-k---s-h-o-w-blog]

[corpinos]

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[coldmeholdme]

[corpinos]

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[understands]

[corpinos]

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