Lullaby only made for two

Angel/Aleks/Dian | 26 | he/it/they | welcome to my minty fresh hell

[yilingdisco]

wait boys are real I thought they made them up for yaoi

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[nerunodaisuki]

[relelvance]

[turing-tested]

i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead

[indiecup--fordeactivation-deact]

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

[turing-tested]

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

[cassidy-peterson]

You act like people knowing you’re in the Squirtle Squad is a bad thing?

[turing-tested]

yes that is exactly where these glasses are from. a perfectly respectable long standing anime and nothing more

[bonivers]

revisiting an album u didn’t like on first listen and seeing the error of ur ways

[muddingseason]

Need

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Gimme 1 margarita and I saw off my leg!

[shepfax]

[jermaobsession]

I really love how this post thumbnail shows in the notes btw

[txttletale]

The worst part of Futbol is that the scoreboard almost never changes. You can watch a game for over an hour and nothing ever happens

you get yourself one of these babeys you can watch the number change whenever you like

[prokopetz]

Level 1: Asylums are scary because there's crazy people there.

Level 2: We shouldn't treat mental health facilities as objects of horror because it stigmatises mental illness.

Level 3: Asylums are scary because there's psychiatrists there.

[conzoop]

If I killed someone I'd be so impossible to find online I'd be posting "Feels really good not being a killer and having never killed anyone ever"

[conzoop]

my "I havent killed anyone" post has a lot of people asking questions answered by aforementioned post

[speedlimit15]

pussy put his ass to sleep now he calling me michael

[adastrabbit]

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

[crawfishcomic]

Sour Candy

[mrsterlingeverything]

[sacred-portal]