Moon Bitch and Not So Bitch

Supreme commanders of the Lunarian Defense Corps. Watatsuki no Toyohime and the younger sister, Watatsuki no Yorihime at your service. Well, not really your service. The Princess royals of the Lunarian Capital. Semi-selective Independent Touhou ask/RP blog.

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“You will not be doing that to the Moon!”

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"Now now, do at least show an effort of getting along with the people from earth. They did you a few favors now and then."

“Oh um, well... You know how difficult it is when interacting with impure.”

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“It’s not my fault that I’m perfect and none of you are~”

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So what have you two to say about the rumor that one or both of you might have a little crush on your former teacher?

“I think you’re mistaken, we don’t have any such feelings. Only deep admiration and adoration of our great tutor.”

“W-We’re not enamored with our teacher! Even if she’s perfect and beautiful beyond all compare!”

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I'd like to ask... If the Lunar Empire is so great... Why don't you expand it? I mean not in the Earth (1: it's too "impure" for you; 2: that's where I live) but there are like a dozen of satelites around Jupiter.

“Expansionism and the desire to participate in it are a symptom of impurity. We’re satisfied with what we have. There’s no need for us to expand.”

“Unless we need to grow more peaches!”

[ancientforged]

“Aww, that’s a pity, but nice meeting you Miss Lunarian!” And Ruby gave a friendly wave of her hand as well, all the while smiling. “Name’s Ruby Rose and please don’t kill me with a rock!”

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“Nice to meet you as well, Ruby Rose. I am Watatsuki no Toyohime. Leader of the Lunar Emissaries. Don’t worry, I won’t kill you as long as you promise to not trespass on the Moon.”

[ancientforged]

“What the eff are lunarians?” She isn’t even concerned about earthlings, she’s more curious about that. “Is that like some sort of cheese woman?”

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“Hello~ Lunarian here.” Toyohime is going to give a friendly wave. Without her fan. “Cheese can’t exist in the Lunar Capital, but what we are is we’re divine entities.”

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“What if two Lunarians went to the earth and killed all the earthlings with a rock? Would that be f***** up or what?”

[communion-in-wonderland]

Excellent. Buns are in full support of this decision. Particularly this bun. Ooh, right behind the ea- oh yeah, that’s the spot. Continue.

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And behind the ears she goes. Scratch scratch, rub rub.

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Toyohime is going to casually pet the Chen.

The kitty is curious and has a lot of questions. “Who are you and can you scratch behind the ears?” Very important questions.

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“Sure, my name is Toyohime.” She’s going to scritch behind Chen’s ears. This is her cat now.

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Things to remember:

The Watatsuki’s are not flat.

The moon is not lifeless

Lunarians are better than you

They have cute rabbit girls

The rabbits are also better than you

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Miss Toyohime. Have you ever placed one of your pet rabbits on your head like a hat?

“Don’t be ridiculous, I wouldn’t do something so silly like that.”

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I thought you just called on the Enma's powers because you Lunarians snobbishly look down on the Shinto pantheon?

“Why would we look down upon our very own Founders? Lord Tsukuyomi would be displeased to hear something like that. We look down upon the myriad of ‘gods’ you mortals created with your superstitions, not the true gods that we descended from.”

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Pet the child. Give into your weakness.

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“C’mere cutie.” She’s going to start petting this bun. Everyone should pet buns. As a princess, Toyohime makes this a royal decree.

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Miss Toyohime, what do you usually do in your free time?

“I eat peaches, read peach recipes, play with my pet rabbits, take naps, go for a walk along the beach. Sometimes I even go fishing.”

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Kyouko hasn't ever seen such big peaches before! Food's not her forte, but fruit?! Fruit is a delicacy! Her tail is wagging as she peers up and asks, "Miss, can I have one?"

“I suppose I could spare you one... Lunar peaches are good for cleansing impurity, so I am doing a social service with this.” Yorihime is going to hand one to the little youkai. “Now hurry up and run home before my Nee-san finds out about you.”

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Yorihime, is there some sort of mutual agreement between you and the gods you are able to summon?

“Certainly. To harness their divine power, I have to maintain a relationship with the gods.”