[sparkytheandroid]

when i was a baby i thought big words and oxford commas and kcup coffee machines make u smart. you know what makes you smart? loving ur friends.

[puke-stevens]

[world-of-lang]

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

[iamthetruestrepairman]

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

[iamthetruestrepairman]

uh oh 😖 I’m playing video games 😰 on my computer 🫢 that I own 😨 if anyone sees this I’m going to have to fake my own death

[kosmogrl]

it would be so nice if I could get what I want for once in my life

[kosmogrl]

sources are saying that lord knows it would be the first time

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

[targetedknowledge]

[dogpuppy]

[theehorsepusssy]

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[nem23]

[miniaturekeytar]

i'll have whatever he's having

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[eroscestlavie]

This just pissed me off so baaaad 😂

[lakevida]

[parasitoidism]

we all have that one friend trying to rebuild the world according to their own warped philosophy

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