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i don't know steven, why don't you just go do something at the arcade for 11 minutes

You'll forgive your hasty Lion, won't you Steven?

steven i understand your concern but i don't think that elephant is going to appear for a third time

you'll have to give me a minute steven, that episode of the bear really took me out of it

steven you missed this because your mom hadn't given up her physical form yet, but y2k was actually a gem thing and it was crazy. it was actually the work of one corrupt gem named silicon but they don't exist anymore so it's fine

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zinc is our greatest adversary yet, steven. she's the firing pin in every handgun in the world

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let's kill this guy, steven

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steven i know i put your copy of pikmin 2 in my gem but i'm going through some shit right now so you might have to go 8 pearls deep into my gem again if you wanna get it out

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steven, your mother rose quartz was actually un owen

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remember to track your daily sodium intake today, steven

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you should buy the energy balancer steven, it's 100 bolts at most

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why is blue diamond always posed up like that, steven

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that's rough steven but that sounds like something you have to work out on your own

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beatboxing is simple, steven. try saying "boots" and "cuts" but without the "oo" or the "u"