the devil's in the details.

Pearl Calhoun. 17. Only one of many civilians in Galaxy Palace. No you cannot ride your unicorn to my star cluster and I'm not trading my moondust. I'm a fire and I'll keep your brittle heart warm.

[pearlcalhoun]

leahshank​:

You should commit a crime and plant their hair on the scene to get your revenge. If you need help, I’m your girl. 

Ooh, damn, finally a good idea! What kind of crime are we thinking, petty theft? Vandalism? Murder? 

[pearlcalhoun]

wreckbex​:

People shed, dude. Honestly, that’s on you for taking that job in the first place. There’s way cleaner jobs out there if that’s your bag. Not sure why though, getting messy isn’t that bad.

I chose the gym for the free workouts and I don’t hate getting messy, I hate when people aren’t responsible for their disgusting, sheddy bodies. If you’re so into other people’s sweaty hair clumps, come be our custodian, Bex! I’d be honored to put in a good word with Shang. 

[pearlcalhoun]

gagethebell​:

What do you do with all the hair when you take it out of the drains? It would be kind of gnarly and cool if you did like a “clump of shame” where you just pile all the hairs up somewhere until it’s this gross big moldy monster that discourages people from leaving a mess in there, otherwise they’ll just add to the creature!

If I could stomach a ‘clump of shame’, I’d do it. But I think I’ll just start paying some science nerd to clone them and then send their clones to stab them with scissors Jordan Peele style. Not to change the subject, but you’re on the dance team, right? I think I’m gonna try out. Very dumb to join a team just to be there for a year if I get in, but volleyball season isn’t for a while, so I could use the time-filler. 

[pearlcalhoun]

Hey, PSA: Those of us who work at Dark Side of the Moon would much rather spend our time there dicking around and doing our homework than cleaning hair out of the shower drains because you absolute monsters shed irresponsibly. If you can’t shower publicly without putting yourself at risk to getting your DNA stolen then go straight home after your workout, please. 

[versacherries]

madelyn cline

[romancedawg]

sarah cameron in outer banks episode five.