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pearlcalhoun:

I chose the gym for the free workouts and I don’t hate getting messy, I hate when people aren’t responsible for their disgusting, sheddy bodies. If you’re so into other people’s sweaty hair clumps, come be our custodian, Bex! I’d be honored to put in a good word with Shang.

Nah, I'm good, I can get sweaty hair clumps whenever I want. Besides, that'd stop you from learning to do your job without complaining. It's called growth, we love to see it.

#Dash #pearl #dash: pearl

leahshank:

They clearly hate us specifically and want us to suffer. What if we smashed Yen Sid’s office to make a point and show him how we feel about this omission? Or… we could turn an escape room into a smash room. That’s a creative way to escape, right?

I feel personally victimized by Yen Sid, hold me! But for real, neither of those are bad ideas. I especially like the escape room one, they can't be mad at us if we follow the rules which are technically just 'escape', right? Kluck came up with a good idea though, a fundraiser to make the money for one! Wanna help me run it?

#Dash #leah #dash: leah

ronniekluck:

Um, heck yes! An excuse to smash things? I love that, I’ll do whatever it takes to raise the money for it. What if we do a fundraiser where we let people pay to smash things now to get a taste of what it’ll be like when we get one opened?

Fuck yeah, I knew people would be onboard. That's actually lowkey brilliant though, I'm in! How does one do something like a fundraiser? Sounds like a lot of work.

#Dash #ronnie #dash: ronnie

They renovated Walt and still didn’t include a smash room? That’s bunk. Anyone down to help me make one of our own?

#✦ENCHANTEDSTARTER

kevsterkennedy

Sure hope the Enchanted Cinema carries my new movie when it drops. For once, I was in something where I didn’t either get murked within the first five minutes or play sidekick to a dog.

wreckbex

What’s it about? And more importantly, do you get to say ‘fuck’ in this one?

#dash #kevin #dash: kevin

pearlcalhoun

Hey, PSA: Those of us who work at Dark Side of the Moon would much rather spend our time there dicking around and doing our homework than cleaning hair out of the shower drains because you absolute monsters shed irresponsibly. If you can’t shower publicly without putting yourself at risk to getting your DNA stolen then go straight home after your workout, please.

wreckbex

People shed, dude. Honestly, that’s on you for taking that job in the first place. There’s way cleaner jobs out there if that’s your bag. Not sure why though, getting messy isn’t that bad.