Peculiar Teacup

A real person with both brain activity and bones. (I am perpetually confused)

[peculiarteacup]

*To the tune of Popsico*

Myyyyyyy hands are high, my feet are low, so let’s go to the hospital!

Hos-PIH-tal

Hos-hos-PIH-tal!

[peculiarteacup]

Them: Hey, wanna hang out?

Me: Oh, sorry, I’ve got an orzo appointment.

Them: Do you mean ortho?

Me: No. *To their horror, five Italian men emerge from the bushes and hoist me into the air, feeding me orzo as they parade me down the street.*