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1) Figured this out.
2) Shared so others can learn from their mistake.
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I feel like @ladyshinga would appreciate this
It's hard to learn how to write cover letters because all the sample ones online assume that you were a magna cum laude student and you just had a job where you drove revenue growth N% amount and transformed your company from within or something. Like bro, where's the sample cover letter for when you're just some guy who needs money for food and rent
Leave out/replace the bits in brackets:
I'm a seasoned sales and customer service representative (I have worked in a shop or fast food place) looking for new challenges matching my skillset (to work at your shop or fast food place).
My experience in (a basically unrelated job that I have also had during my patchy work history) taught me to (transferable skill), which (describe the positive effect the transferable skill or experience has or could have on a work task or desired personal quality that was listed in the job ad.)
(Repeat this formula for all of the main points the job ad makes about the job description and qualities of the desired candidate, or as many as you can. If you're running out of space, focus on things that wouldn't necessarily be obvious just from reading your CV. This sounds harder than it is. Usually, you literally just need to say stuff like "well, sometimes at my other job we were busy, which taught me to handle busy periods well in a work context without calling anyone a cunt sandwich or making a significant mistake. This will be applicable to this job since you mentioned that this shop also gets busy."
Talk about jobs you've had where possible, but also you can use school/college or other stuff you have done in your life. For example, if they have listed communications and basic IT skills, you can talk about being the person in your family that everyone comes to for help with their computers, and having to work out how to effectively communicate about computers with people who don't find that stuff as intuitive as you do. What you are doing here is creating a narrative in which everything about your life (including stuff that might seem not connected or unimpressive when it's just listed on a CV) seems to add up to you being the person they're describing that they'd like to hire for this job.
If you don't meet some of the criteria for the job, find a way of suggesting that something that is true about you is baasically similar, or say you're working on it.)
Thank you! This is good advice
I guess a lot of the time I do know basically what info I want to convey, and it has overlap with the things you mentioned. E.g. I got a bachelor's degree in environmental studies, I've had some administrative and customer service-type jobs, some of those definitely did get busy, I learned to think independently, I would say I'm good at communicating and being organized, and my bosses (well, most of them) and coworkers have generally liked me for being a friendly person who cares about doing things properly.
The challenge is just saying all of this in well-flowing sentences that sound professional but not robotic or generic. Part of it is figuring out how to avoid repetition: I can't just keep repeating "that role helped me develop strong skills with [thing]."
And part of it is avoiding the feeling that I just sound silly, as if I'm trying to brag about having what sounds like very baseline young adult competence. But it's possible I'm overthinking that. I have been told by some people that hiring managers rarely spend much time looking at a given cover letter anyway
Cover letters are silly, so let's get that out of the way.
If you're not applying to a job where "composing elegant prose" is a job skill, it probably doesn't matter much if it's repetitive or clunky, and it's probably better for it to be those things than to not contain that information in an easy-to-find way because, as you point out, managers are literally just skimming to check if the stuff they want to see is in there. If it helps, literally use bullet points.
Some ideas for how to phrase things more interestingly:
Actually describe what you did at the old job that taught you the skill - bonus points if this reveals a similarity between the roles that not everyone would realise. For example, in my job as a librarian I need to operate a cash register, which people wouldn't assume the job entailed from reading it on a CV, but which would be relevant if I was going for a job in a shop. So instead of saying that it taught me cash handling skills I could explain that I literally needed to operate a till etc as part of our selling off the old editions of books we'd replaced in our collection.
Start the sentence with the skill - e.g. "excellent customer service, in-person, over the phone and via email, is something I have plenty of experience providing, e.g. from my time at (employer) and at (2nd employer)," This makes it easy to spot when skim-reading.
Link two requirements together - e.g. continue the above sentence: "... where I also handled customer's private information with discretion, and needed to speak to people about difficult topics with sensitivity." or "... where I also needed to use persuasion to meet sales targets."
Also: typically you don't want to just have one generic cover letter, because that will feel generic. You want to be responding to what's actually written on the job description/ person spec for this particular job. (If you're having to do lots of applications, you'll find that points on the job description re-occur ; keep your old cover letters and Frankenstein new ones together from sentences and paragraphs you wrote previously.) You likely don't need to waste space telling them what your degree is unless you're going to relate it to an item on the job description/person spec; they presumably also have your CV.
Where possible, mirror language in the job description: if they call it a "sales advisor" then use "advising" or "advice" as your euphemism for "persuading customers to buy more shit"; if they put in some fluffy bullshit about embodying Diversity Values for Corporate Synergy then you can vary up your phrasing by wanking on about "embodying" things; if they're very to the point, then be to-the-point yourself and don't worry about being repetitive and include descriptions of how you practiced and applied these skills in real life.
Sorry I'm late - thank you! I appreciate the advice. And heh, I appreciate the validation about cover letters being silly
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Dare I say it, Planned Parenthood is the only one I've seen that managed to do this weird trend without bastardizing AAVE 🤣 I don't know if they quite understood the assignment, but they used "locked in" correctly and didn't call it "Gen Z Slang" on the right so... All right, then! 🍾
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Let’s not forget to acknowledge Alexandre Dumas this Black History Month
The writer of two of the most well known stories worldwide, The Three Musketeers and The Count of Monte Cristo was a black man.
That’s excellence.
Let’s not forget that he was played on screen by a white man. And the fact that he was black is barely ever mentioned or the book he wrote inspired by his experiences.
Other things not to forget about Alexandre Dumas:
chose to take on his slave grandmother’s last name, Dumas, like his father did before him.
grew up too poor for formal education, so was largely self-taught, including becoming a prolific reader, multilingual, well-travelled, and a foodie, resulting in his writing both a combination encyclopedia/cookbook (which just— is fucking outrageous to me) AND the adaptation of The Nutcracker on which Tchaikovsky based his ballet
he also wrote a LOOOOT of nonfiction and fiction about history, politics, and revolution, bc he was pro-monarchy, but a radical cuss, and that got him in a lot of hot water at home and abroad.
even beyond that, he generally put up with a lot of racist bullshit in France, so he went and wrote a novel about colonialism and a BLATANTLY self-insert anti-slavery vigilante hero (which he then cribbed from to write the Count of Monte Cristo, the main character of which, Edmond Dantés, Dumas also based on himself).
(…a novel which also features a LOAD of PoC beyond the Count, and at LEAST one queer character, btw, bc EVERY MOVIE ADAPTATION OF ANYTHING BY DUMAS IS A LIE; seriously, at LEAST one of the four Musketeers is Black, y'all.)
famously, when some fuckshit or other wanted to come at Dumas with some anti-Black foolishness, Dumas replied, “My father was a mulatto, my grandfather was a Negro, and my great-grandfather a monkey. You see, Sir, my family starts where yours ends.”
for the bicentennial of his birthday, Pres. Jacques Cirac was like, “…sorry about the hella racism,” and had Dumas’s ashes reinterred at the Panthéon of Paris, bc if you’re gonna keep the corpses of the cream of the crop all together, Dumas’s more widely read and translated than literally everybody else.
and they are still finding stuff old dude wrote, seriously; like discovering “lost” works as recently as 2002, publishing stuff for the first time as recently as 2005.
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I am absolutely ashamed to admit I had NO idea Dumas was black.
when this post first went around (a year ago apparently) I was like BUT WHAT ABOUT DADDY DUMAS THOUGH because basically
daddy general dumas was an immense fierce french warrior who was a 6 foot plus, stunningly gorgeous and charismatic Black gentleman
he invaded egypt
the native egyptians said “is this napoleon? this must be napoleon. we for one welcome our majestic new overlord”
then napoleon showed up
napoleon has all the presence of yesterday’s plain Tesco hummus
the native egyptians were like “… no… no, we’ve thought very hard and we’ll have General Dumas actually”
this did not make napoleon happy
in fact it made him jealous
napoleon felt so emasculated that he launched a campaign of revenge against General Dumas, including taking away his pension, that probably inspired a lot of Alexandre’s rather satisfying scenes in which fathers are nobly avenged and the money-grubbing villains are rubbed in the mud
I was never taught that he was Black either. WTF.
General Dumas (aka Thomas Alexandre Davy de La Pailleterie) looked like this…
…and like this…
…while “Napoleon has all the presence of yesterday’s plain Tesco hummus“…
:-D
I suspect Alexandre Dumas would have laughed at that, because besides looking like someone who laughed a lot…
…he was also a foodie.
He was also born in present-day Haiti. Back then, it was the French colony of Saint-Domingue.
General Dumas was also the highest ranking officer of African descent to have command of a European army. EVER.
His stuff is in the public domain, you can find them on Project Gutenberg here:
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And for those of you who would like to try audio versions, this is what is on LibriVox, the free, volunteer run audiobook version of Project Gutenberg:
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have I mentioned on here before that as a child I thought that "dyke" meant "badass" because I was trying to use context clues based on who I heard my parents friends call dykes
the way I learned that it was actually a word people use for lesbians, and many people find it offensive, was when my teacher was wearing a leather jacket that I thought looked really cool, and you'll never guess what I said.
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ok so this is another long shot but a few years ago there was a twitter post (in japanese i think?) that had measurememts for how to make this book stand thing out of cardboard that you could use to double up books and use up more space on shelves
back then i made a bunch of these but by now i lost the pic and dont know how to find the original post anymore
if it comes down to it i can just take one apart and get the measurements from there but i would be very grateful if anyone happens to have the original post or something similar??
don't mind how long it's been since i made this post, anyway i realized that i don't even need to take one apart to get the measurements when i can literally just unfold it and refold it /FACEPALM
so anyway here is the diagram for anyone else who is interested!!
this requires pretty big carboard pieces, if you have a really big box or something you can make it from one piece, but if you don't, you can also just make each of the pieces individually and then tape them together
and then in the end you put it together like this!!
and then when you make a bunch you can put them all next to each other and stack your books like crazy
EVERYONE START GETTING MORE USE OUT OF YOUR SPACE NOW!!!!
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3D model of a Kotie, which depicts an average one, which is not as lanky and thin as the desert ones, and has smaller paws than the northern ones (like Vewis, for example). I don't really know how common this coloring is for them, but at least now I know for sure that tabby Koties exist c:
Made in Blender.
(Koties are fantasy feline characters from my personal world/story. My art and characters are not supposed to represent anything or anyone else and are not allowed to be used in any way)
Dude, question: in every realistic 3d modelled/animated animal there is always a sense of uncanny valley.
How. In the hell. Did you manage to make something in the same field of work with an absolute net zero of uncanny valley?
I feel like I should walk outside and just see one of these sunbathing. I took one look and my brain went "yup, that right there is a creature that exists."
But it doesn't.
WHAT.
The worst-sounding piece of advice I've ever been given that does actually work is to frame your health concerns as coming from someone close to you, whom you do not believe. Tell your doctor that you've been having pain and your mom/friend/partner thinks it might be an ovarian cyst, but you don't think so because the pain is much more intense and it has to be something else. This gives your doctor an unseen third party to fight instead of you. They can't just tell this third party, who isn't present, that you pulled a muscle, they now need to prove to this third party that it is not an ovarian cyst.
At which point they will find an ovarian cyst, but they now get whatever fucked up satisfaction they derive out of proving you wrong, because you didn't believe it could a cyst at all, but guess what? They did find a cyst! It's such a good thing you didn't listen to your intuition and came to them to verify your lay diagnosis from that third party! Bonus? Doctor doesn't have to feel like they look stupid in front of a patient, which is really what all this is about. Not your health, why would you think your medical diagnosis is about your health? It's obviously about a doctor's potential ego.
And apparently this works. Apparently you just need to be able to always play 4D chess with your medical professionals in order to find an avenue of advocating for yourself and getting you medical needs met. Isn't that great?
I hate it here, actually.
My favorite Star Trek Captains as Troubled Bird Memes
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I think the short answer for why there were regretful Nader voters but not regretful '16 or '24 Stein voters or anti-voters is online radicalization tbh. Back in 2000, you didn't have the entire internet constantly blasting "Dems suck shit" in your face for years on end, or an online community of self-righteous assholes constantly reassuring you that your indefensible, immoral decision on Election Day was akshewally radically progressive praxis and that you're a poor little meow meow who couldn't ever do anything wrong. It's just a daily echo chamber where people can be insulated from the consequences of their bad choices to a certain extent and coddled that they were sooooo right and everyone else is just a filthy [insert leftist buzzwords here] for pointing to the blood on their hands. Relatedly, you could say Republicans sucked in 2000 without all the cool kids immediately feeling the need to reassure everyone they still thought Democrats were Cringe, too. The culture was just different back then, and current, modern internet culture dictates that Republicans aren’t great but they’re a force of nature who can’t really be held accountable, but Democrats are the ultimate force of Cringe and evil in the world who must be taken down at all costs and you’re the ultimate genocidal cringe lord if you voice any support for them in any way. I also think internet echo chambers encourage people to double down and never admit they were wrong across the political spectrum
I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.
but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs
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Antibodies mistakenly attacking the brain are linked with conditions including schizophrenia, dementia and OCD, prompting a revolution in ho
it may interest some of you to know that there is likely an autoimmune/inflammation component of many mental illnesses that we do not fully understand yet. the immune system and the nervous system are very connected both to each other and to all our other systems in ways that, again, we do not fully understand
reminder that psychology is both a very new and also a very SOFT science. if someone in psych is confidently positing that science understands the way the brain functions and malfunctions, they don't know enough to know how little they know. we do NOT understand the brain like we act like we do.
It's been a while since I said "this person wins the internet", but today it is merited.
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