fantastic bastards

+dani | any pronouns

[fall1997]

can you hear how loudly im thinking of you

[autremondeimagination]

Cuando mis padres tienen visita y necesito ir a la cocina.

[ohimtherebabe]

[astoryas]

[salvittarius]

¡El Salvador también es muy colorido! 

¡Viva El Salvador!

[colachampagnedad]

i got beef with d*nald tr*mp not paying taxes for two fucking decades & being called a “genius” for it cuz how is it that this dickhead gets to prance around this like it’s nothing yet my mom can’t even go to a home depot without a white person grilling her about her entering the country illegally & asking her whether she’s a homeowner & pays taxes like nah my mom came home crying that day because even with her citizenship she felt unamerican for being questioned like that and trump’s a genius who represents american ideals? fuck you.

[phukkwalker]

[dreamjerky]

[bigeediat]

when u meet a poc and they introduce themselves w/the white pronounciation of their name like no sweetie you’re safe here, roll the r

[brazilshit]

[colachampagnedad]

smh they got me

[illbegotdamn]

LMAO NOOOOOOOO

[justcariii]

😅😅😅😅

[telvi1]

😂😂😂😂😂 yooooooooooooooooooo

[slimdaddymbaku]

Lmao . I high key be needing this 😂😂😂😂😂

[colachampagnedad]

[colachampagnedad]

hola tombler

[colachampagnedad]

u know that awkward moment when u at the latinx functions & the dj fuck up the whole mood by switching over to hits in english and all the old folks walk off the dance floor cuz they didn’t swim to the border n hop it just to deal with a damn fetty wap track

[colachampagnedad]

you really can’t show latinx parents anything on social media without them saying que le hagas zoom o que de donde lo conoces

[cabronaa]

“Tráeme mis lentes”

[nalgaemoji-deactivated20170326]

Why do all parents hate distressed jeans so much. Talking about “why do u pay for pants with holes, I’ll rip your jeans for free”

[colachampagnedad]

“con esos pantalones te ves como que te atacó un tigre”

[sordidwhore-deactivated20190724]

government: what’s your eye color for this form 

person with blue eyes: oh well that’s SO hard to say definitively. i would say they’re a bluish grayish greenish violet color in low light, but the bright sun REALLY brings out the burnished orange ring around my pupil. i’ve even heard that when a traffic light flashes in my face during a new moon you can see rare tropical fish flit across my irises. is there an option for that? maybe i should fill out three forms? no… 4, just to be safe. you never know what color my eyes will appear when this information becomes necessary ! (: 

government: not another one

[245pts]

[jaidefinichongg]