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My life goal is to become qualified in every form of travel:

I'm already qualified in scuba, I will soon be qualified in powerboating, I'll get a driving test soon, after that I just need to get a pilot's license and I can travel by anything 😎

pending-trans-action-2

Oh right yea something something wetsuit idk

#pics #god my tits are BIG these days #yea not only is my ass crazy thick my tits are huge too ive basically completed transition #whats the next move ❓️❓️#me

lilyblisslys

if you sound pathetic enough when you ask her to hit you during sex, legally she HAS to do it

lilyblisslys

she may ask you to repeat it a couple times, which is BULLYING and ILLEGAL

lilyblisslys

“You came so fast after I started hitting you” BULLYING and ILLEGAL

frailgun

an unsung favorite of mine

fuckadietcoke

Someone: how have you been doing?

Me, hanging on by a thread:

cumaeansibyl

I feel like I should just queue this to post once a week but at random times

fatsexybitch

Everytime this sucker pops out of my queue it's relevant

diaspora-transan

Video ID: Lil Nas X sits in a white tank top. Lil Nas makes coughing and "hnnn" noises while gesturing wildly, with many nods, shrugs, and looks of "oh boy". He gestures at his hair, the world around him, and the camera. He puts his hands on his hips, then says "it's been a lot of shit." [End ID]

tiktoks-i-enjoyed

jame7t

Currently unclear if today is Wednesday, or if it’s another Wednesday mimic ❓

rnismatch

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck

hello my name is politician i love israel i love the military i love the police i love ice i do not support healthcare i do not support education i do not support trans people i love billionaires i love corporations i love the cia please vote for me to stand up to donald trump who i hate but also please pray for donald trump violence is wrong unless you mean war with iran russia or china then yay VOTE BLUE

pretentiouslimericks

It feels like I’ve talked about this before, but to me the funniest version of Portal is if Chell is deaf.

Like, most of the major story beats, at least the ones that directly affect her, have a prominent visual component so she’s following along with the basics. But she has no idea who cave johnson is, or what wheatley was trying to explain to her, and she certainly wasn’t hurt by any of glados’ insults.

but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”

emptyjunior

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes

junebug-jamboree

pretentiouslimericks

It feels like I’ve talked about this before, but to me the funniest version of Portal is if Chell is deaf.

Like, most of the major story beats, at least the ones that directly affect her, have a prominent visual component so she’s following along with the basics. But she has no idea who cave johnson is, or what wheatley was trying to explain to her, and she certainly wasn’t hurt by any of glados’ insults.

but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”

emptyjunior

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes

junebug-jamboree

nflstreet

mutio-von-mutio

i had to see if this was a real quote and it is

pjackk

My sapphic ass just missed the toilet bowl & slipped in the puddle & fractured muy hulking iron body & now im too crying to get up now theres bugs crawling on me everywhere cuz i spilled my slurpy on my shirt 5 days ago & they want the sugars stuck in it wich i dont even blame them for at all