I can be anything

Penelope Burns at your service. Local Mountain Dew fanatic, shapeshifter extraordinaire, and future mother.

[penelopeburns]

Hey my love. RSVP'ing to the wedding.

Awesome! Thanks, Hollis.

[penelopeburns]

Hello yes, I would like to RSVP for myself and this carton of Oreos please.

Two seats will be reserved for you and your date, ma'am. Can't wait to see you there!

[penelopeburns]

[penelopeburns]

[Open Invite]

R.S.V.P. to Penny or Ryan via inbox before the 4th.

[penelopeburns]

Six more days until the wedding.

[penelopeburns]

Of course we have drinks! Open bar and everything. I don’t care what you wear as long as you’re there.

[amytisdale]

OPEN BAR?! I AM SO THERE! haha Can I go with my bikini and my flip flops?!

[penelopeburns]

Even though, I'm not allowed to drink. Well, it will be on the beach, so I don't see why not.

[penelopeburns]

Six more days until the wedding.

[penelopeburns]

You have to say that because it’s your baby girl in here.

[ryan-salvetine-blog]

But I’m also saying it because I think it’s true.

[penelopeburns]

Let's just hope that everyone agrees with you.

[penelopeburns]

Six more days until the wedding.

[penelopeburns]

Unless you plan on tripping, I don’t see why that would be necessary. I’ll focus on that then.

[claire-davis-blog]

Tripping is your whole thing, I wouldn’t want to steal that away from you.

[penelopeburns]

I'm not going to trip while walking down the aisle, Claire.

[penelopeburns]

Six more days until the wedding.

[penelopeburns]

Excited, nervous, and feel like I’m going to throw up all at the same time.

[robert-stoner]

Aah, that’s normal. I remember Mands acting really crazy days before the wedding as well and don’t worry, the moment the both of you say your I dos, it’s all going to be worth it. Same goes for the baby! Trust me.

[penelopeburns]

I hope I don't go total Bridezilla. I'd feel so bad. I feel like it would be worse because the whole pregnancy thing.

[penelopeburns]

Six more days until the wedding.

[penelopeburns]

You are absolutely not dumb. But I would be absolutely upset if you aren’t there!

[amytisdale]

Wow, okay, I am not dumb! Thank you! ahaha And… I will think about it. If you have drinks there, Amy is there. And I will wear a cute dress and some high heels, if you want.

[penelopeburns]

Of course we have drinks! Open bar and everything. I don't care what you wear as long as you're there.

[penelopeburns]

Six more days until the wedding.

[penelopeburns]

Well, yeah. But I have to make this baby bump look good in a dress, which is hard to do.

[ryan-salvetine-blog]

I don’t know what you’re talking about. I think your baby bump is going to be gorgeous in a dress.

[penelopeburns]

You have to say that because it's your baby girl in here.

[penelopeburns]

Six more days until the wedding.

[penelopeburns]

Trying to, trying to. Been practicing your speech, I hope?

[claire-davis-blog]

Should I be practicing my walk with Tony too? I got this, trust me. You just worry about that breathing thing.

[penelopeburns]

Unless you plan on tripping, I don't see why that would be necessary. I'll focus on that then.

[penelopeburns]

Six more days until the wedding.

[penelopeburns]

Don’t worry, I’ve been practicing on my breathing when I go into labor, too.

[robert-stoner]

That’s good! You excited for everything that’s gonna come up, Penny?

[penelopeburns]

Excited, nervous, and feel like I'm going to throw up all at the same time.

[penelopeburns]

Six more days until the wedding.

[penelopeburns]

AMY! Well, I hope so! I’m planning to see you there, am I right?

[amytisdale]

Wait… You want the dumb surfer there? Are you sure?

[penelopeburns]

You are absolutely not dumb. But I would be absolutely upset if you aren't there!

[penelopeburns]

Six more days until the wedding.

[penelopeburns]

Of course that’s easy for you to say. You only have to stand there and look good.

[ryan-salvetine-blog]

That’s pretty much all you have to do too, except you’re walking a bit. It shouldn’t be that hard, considering you always look good.

[penelopeburns]

Well, yeah. But I have to make this baby bump look good in a dress, which is hard to do.

[penelopeburns]

Six more days until the wedding.

[penelopeburns]

I know. But there is plenty of room for something to go horribly horribly wrong.

[claire-davis-blog]

It wouldn’t be a wedding if everything went right, Pencil. Just breathe, yeah?

[penelopeburns]

Trying to, trying to. Been practicing your speech, I hope?

[penelopeburns]

Six more days until the wedding.

And I feel as stressed as ever.

[robert-stoner]

Breathe, my beautiful hippo. Breathe!

[penelopeburns]

Don't worry, I've been practicing on my breathing when I go into labor, too.

[penelopeburns]

Six more days until the wedding.

And I feel as stressed as ever.

[amytisdale]

PENELOPE! Everything will be amazing, I can see it!

[penelopeburns]

AMY! Well, I hope so! I'm planning to see you there, am I right?

[penelopeburns]

Six more days until the wedding.

And I feel as stressed as ever.

[ryan-salvetine-blog]

Pip, everything’s going to turn out fine. Stop worrying.

[penelopeburns]

Of course that's easy for you to say. You only have to stand there and look good.