My funeral:
.Eminem will blast from the speakers, twinkies and McDonald’s will be served.
.My beloved sister will not be in attendance, as she will be far too busy murdering whoever killed me.
.The choir will sing during the service.
.Highway to Hell will be played to fuck with the pastor.
.I will be made into taxidermy and placed on the front porch of my house to scare the neighbors children.
Have you found a new taxidermist yet? The last one was pretty upset when he banned you. 
















