The Ultimate Life Form

(a shadow the hedgehog rp blog)

[pepperonihotpocket]

recently i have been tormented by strange dreams…

[sucubism-archive]

my hobbies include being right, being gay, and being a hater

[neurotypical-sonic]

knuckles is a guy that wants to go home and shadow is a guy that wants to go to bed

[pepperonihotpocket]

i don’t want to go to bed i never sleep. ever. tch.

[pepperonihotpocket]

i have no pornography on my laptop.

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

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[pepperonihotpocket]

i’m not scared of fish

[juicebox-from-the-void]

REALLY LOOKING FOR THAT FOURTH FUCKING CHAOS EMERALD

[pepperonihotpocket]

what are you- AABSBSHSBJDBEKDNEJDBSKDBDJSBDJSBHWBSJSBDHDBSKDBSOSBEJDHSBEIBDISBSJDBEJDBDJDBEJDBDJJDJDBDBDHBD

[byteofsoup]

Small mammals r so cute and little and they look so harmless but they bite you and you get every disease ever all at once

[pepperonihotpocket]

oh… looks like… i’m nothing but a disease to humanity…

[byteofsoup]

IM SO SORRY SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG I DIDN'T MEAN YOU

[pepperonihotpocket]

tch… of course that statement doesn’t apply to me. i don’t carry any diseases, since i am the ultimate life form. maybe in the future you could specify further on those posts of yours that you aren’t talking about me.

[pepperonihotpocket]

i am not a “wet cat”. i am neither wet nor a cat.

[byteofsoup]

Small mammals r so cute and little and they look so harmless but they bite you and you get every disease ever all at once

[pepperonihotpocket]

oh… looks like… i’m nothing but a disease to humanity…