Funniest person ever

unfunniest person ever ^^^ I can draw but that's shit too stop staring at me :(((

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hate it when I have a feed full of my favourite fandoms until SUDDENLY I missclick the like button on a popular topic, and all of a sudden my carefully crafted fyp gets turned to dust

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the only reason I didn’t panic about not feeling any attraction as a kid was because I had to fry the bigger fish named: no friends

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plot twist roaring knight is grillby and everyone was wrong

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dreaming of getting shot in the head twice didn’t bother me in the slightest but having a nightmare of being in teletubbyland got me in a cold sweat

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I hate when creative/building games try and limit how much we can create so that lower-end devices can run fine. Which sure, but please,

at least give an option to fuck my laptop on my own liberty.

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brother once had messy hair so bad he managed to achieve a straight hair afro

well now he’s bald so I might want it back

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can evolution do a better job at bugs so I can at least be at ease with dumb looking squirmbles in my walls instead of whatever’s in my bathroom

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theoretically if someone wanted to enough and the qualifications for “ground” is questionable, could a grave with its body rotted enough to become “ground” or someone’s ashes spread in an area create a dark fountain

and what’ll happen

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man being unfunny sucks cause

…fuck this shit I don’t have a punchline for this