seaweed brain

percy jackson son of poseidon a few years ago i made a wish to the Gods that they'd treat their kids better... i find it hard to blame that fdr group for being angry

[sonofatyche]

Maybe people just want to catch you shirtless. Sorry I’m not some good looking Aphrodite kid, that would be a little more entertaining for you.

[perceaweedbrain]

          Aphrodite kids aren't the only attractive demigods     I'm living proof.

[sonofatyche]

Ah well, it’s not everyday I see Percy Jackson’s nipples so y’know.

[perceaweedbrain]

          You would be surprised at how often it happens.

[sonofatyche]

Umm, that’s good? { Sammy said uncertainly, warily removing his hand from his eyes } At least you’re completely comfortable, right?

[perceaweedbrain]

          Well, too many people have seen them for me to blush when you do. Why wouldn't you be comfortable?

[sonofatyche]

Ah shit, I mean sorry I- [He covers his eyes.] I didn’t realised you’d be getting changed. I’ll erm…cover my eyes

[perceaweedbrain]

          It's okay     I'm more than fine with people seeing my nipples.

[ifidieyonge-blog]

         Maybe I never needed any.

[perceaweedbrain]

          Maybe. Or, you know, maybe you did.

[gracefulanja]

Well, Thor’s badass. And he has Mjölnir. You cannot beat that, dude.

[perceaweedbrain]

          I have no idea what that is but Aquaman has a trident so we're basically bros.

[pnigmo]

          Whatever gets you through the day, Percy.

[perceaweedbrain]

         Glad to see you finally agree.

[pnigmo]

          Well excuse me for being health conscious.

[perceaweedbrain]

          You're excused, and I'm still right.

[pnigmo]

          Since always! I’m not the only person who would like to live.

[perceaweedbrain]

          Only old people worry about their health. When did you turn sixty?

[gracefulanja]

Can Aquaman summon lightning from the sky?

[perceaweedbrain]

          Ah, no.

        But he punched Death in the face one. Also, I have a personal connection with Aquaman because he actually had a tight relationship with my dad.

[gracefulanja]

Percy, no, Thor is better than Aquaman. You’re wrong.

[perceaweedbrain]

          Can Thor have riveting conversations with gold fish?

[pnigmo]

    I’m sorry dude, but I think it’s better for my health not to agree with you.

[perceaweedbrain]

          Since when did you start worrying about your health?

[pnigmo]

    Well I’m not saying you’re wrong I’m just saying [he paused.] Yeah, I’m saying you’re wrong.

[perceaweedbrain]

          Well, who here has all the power? I think it'd be in your best interests to agree with me.

[ifidieyonge-blog]

        Nope.

[perceaweedbrain]

          I think they did.

[ifidieyonge-blog]

        Oh, I know you’re not. [She pauses purposefully.]

[perceaweedbrain]

          ... Uh, okay. Did someone forget to put a parental block on things for you?

[perceaweedbrain]

        I swear to the Gods, I’m right.

[cecy-davis-blog]

[sits up and tests her ankle, before smiling at him] Well, thank you very much. Just remind me I owe you one when you need it.

[perceaweedbrain]

          Nah, it's fine. I've been meaning to practice with my healing abilities anyways.