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perchbird

reblog this dog

perchbird

it’s ollie’s birthday let’s get this to 1000 for her

perchbird

guess who’s birthday it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

perchbird

it’s that time of the year again! happy birthday ollie!!

moonlightwreath-deactivated2018

ollie you’re amazing and i love you

panoramaofhell

So sad to see double coated dogs have their functional coats ruined by shaving

perchbird

So sad to see your opinion on something that's none of your fucking business

serial-unaliver-deactivated2024

how old people look at cashiers after saying "it says to remove my card" and not removing their card

memorycycle

ever since i was a young hydrogen particle 14 billion years ago i knew i wanted to be wasting all the hot water in the shower

alphacrone

when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

podcastwizard

me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature

podcastwizard

had food poisoning when i posted this

martinkhall

Well if you'd pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn't have gotten food poisoning from it.

podcastwizard

oh suddenly everyone's an expert on the Creature i milk

archivedeathdrive

Last photograph taken on the surface of the moon by a human, Thursday, December 14, 1972 at 5:41 GMT by Apollo 17 astronaut Harrison Schmitt

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cybelusreverie

staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

cybelusreverie

hmmm ok. fascinating. okay. amazing. and i have to live like this? okay

space-party

perchbird

Keep reading

perchbird

update: we are engaged

test

#test

zegalba

Oil Paintings by Kristoffer Zetterstrand (2003)

hey

freyalise

if i was trapped in the time loop i would do the correct sequence of actions to break out of the time loop on my first try, thus resulting in me unaware of there being a time loop in the first place

princelapine-deactivated2025031

You keep saying this every time.

freyalise

that's because you're stuck in the time loop so you hear me say it every time. i on the other hand, got out perfectly so i'm experiencing time linearly as normal

princelapine-deactivated2025031

I think this is the loop where I kill you with a rock