❛ well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. ❜ ❛ do i look like mother theresa ? ❜ ❛ my teen - angst bullshit now has a body count. ❜ ❛ chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling. ❜ ❛ you look like hell. ❜ ❛ yeah, i just got back. ❜ ❛ are we going to prom or hell ? ❜ ❛ god ! i sound like a fucking psycho. ❜ ❛ i felt bad everytime i did it, but i kept doing it anyway. ❜ ❛ now i know you understood everything. ❜ ❛ now that’s deep. ❜ ❛ there are no stupid questions. ❜ ❛ that’s the stupidest question i’ve ever heard. ❜ ❛ the extreme always seems to make an impression. ❜ ❛ what’s your damage ? ❜ ❛ how very. ❜ ❛ i just killed my best friend. ❜ ❛ i can’t believe you did it. ❜ ❛ i was teasing. ❜ ❛ i loved you. ❜ ❛ there’s a new sheriff in town. ❜ ❛ you don’t deserve my fucking speech. ❜ ❛ so what’s the deal ? ❜ ❛ what a waste ! ❜ ❛ oh, the humanity ! ❜ ❛ our love is god. ❜ ❛ let’s go get a slushie. ❜ ❛ is your life perfect. ❜ ❛ i don’t really like my friends. ❜ ❛ maybe it’s time to take a vacation. ❜ ❛ now that you’re dead, what are you gonna do with your life ? ❜ ❛ why do you have to be such a mega - bitch ? ❜ ❛ because i can be. ❜ ❛ did you have a brain tumour for breakfast ? ❜ ❛ i say we just grow up, be adults and die. ❜ ❛ if everyone jumped off a bridge, would you ? ❜ ❛ why are you pulling my dick ? ❜ ❛ that knife is filthy. ❜ ❛ some people need different kinds of convincing than others. ❜ ❛ you’re beautiful. ❜ ❛ did that sound bitchy ? ❜ ❛ this isn’t just a spoke in my menstrual cycle. ❜ ❛ you were nothing before you met me. ❜ ❛ she’s my best friend. god, i hate her. ❜ ❛ i shop, therefore i am. ❜ ❛ a true friend’s work is never done. ❜ ❛ god had cursed me i think. ❜ ❛ we’ll crucify her. ❜ ❛ what’s the up - chuck factor on that ? ❜ ❛ ugh, such a pillowcase. ❜ ❛ nice guys finish last, i should know. ❜ ❛ get a job. ❜












