mister perfect

he/it . 6 y/o. the ultimate android

[perfect-cell-official]

Hello, Tumblrinas of the world.

We interrupt your dashboard with a special bulletin- that is to say, I interrupt your dashboard.

As it happens, I come bearing wonderful news! Especially for anyone out there sick of blogging in peace. The wait is over, my friends: soon your feed will be chalked to the brim with carefully curated reblogs and my thoughts, liberated for your amusement!

My name, dear Tumblrites, is Cell- and, whether or not you're aware, you are familiar with me.

As I seem to have an infinite slew of newfound free time after tragically dying to the hands of a certain snot-nosed brat, please feel free to prod me with any questions you have just burning within you; regarding me, of course.

Do keep in mind that if you were to disagree with any of my opinions stated on this blog, I will not take anything you have to say seriously unless you settle it in a spar. Either fight me or shut the fuck up.

if your name is SON GOHAN then do not FUCKING interact. frieza if you are reading this then get off my blog.

[tau1tvec]

Food for some of my non-human Miis.

[pidgefudge]

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

[bee-tee-rus]

To all the Cell fans out there, they're selling his juice in the form of powder right now:

I already snagged a pre-order 👏🏻

[perfect-cell-official]

I think people, especially perfect ones, should be allowed to call their children that they created solely for the purpose of torturing others their "precious babies" even if they don't mean it

one hundred percent true and I agree . Of course, I mean each and every thing that I say. Unless I dont. but id argue they dont deserve anything close to my care if they decide to act out of line.

[perfect-cell-official]

WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE

[perfect-cell-official]

what would happen if you spit out anotha jr in hell

Good idea. Doing that right now.

[perfect-cell-official]

EUEGGHHEHEHH MY HOLEEEEEEEEEE GGUUGGHH

[perfect-cell-official]

what would happen if you spit out anotha jr in hell

Good idea. Doing that right now.

[perfect-cell-offical]

My name is Perfect Cell, and I’d like to say hello.

He/him. I am comprised of the cells of Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, Frieza, King Cold and even the Androids 17 and 18.

Do not mention Gohan to me.

My perfection is absolute, nothing beats it. My perfect body simply cannot be beaten and everything lower humans say of “its impossible to be perfect” is simply not true.

[perfect-cell-official]

Who Are You .

[perfectly-cell-centric]

If they have phones and TVs in hfil, they probably have social media right? XD

[perfect-cell-official]

Good evening, Kittens.

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

(as i scroll through tumblr looking at all the posts) hmm… beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… petty and childish… beneath me… this one is good. beneath me, juvenile, beneath me

[perfect-cell-official]

Nuh uh.

huh

[perfect-cell-official]

You know, there is a game all about bugs similar to you! It's called "Hollow Knight" and you get to commit various War Crimes as a little silly guy!

how cute, humans too afraid to commit the crimes themselves, so they set off in a fictional world to take care of their violent urges.

[perfect-cell-official]

Yea android 17 adopted your cell jrs

such ungrateful, awful children...

if they're so willing to abandon their own father like that, not even taking the time to bother with bringing me back, then perhaps i should do the same. they'll learn their lesson soon enough.

[perfect-cell-official]

So, do you collect things? Something like pretty rocks, gems, plants, etc? Personally I collect plushies and Gohan collects bugs

there's little to collect down in hfil aside from rocks, stone, and more rocks. if anything, i've taken any and all blankets provided- seeing as i'm the specialest boy around- so that counts as some kind of collection.

[perfect-cell-official]

Did u ever talk to king cold

what? no, he was dead.

if you mean now; he's just as annoying as his son, so i try to keep my interaction with them to a minimum.