Constant unnecessary use of the website āLet me google that for youā
āIāve never seen something so illegal in my life.āĀ āI know, isnāt it beautiful?ā
āNo, no, everythingās fine Shiro!ā *Something blows up in background*Ā āEverything is f i n eā
*Invading a Galra base, stealth is key* Pidge:Ā āRed Robinā Matt:Ā āYumā
*One of the lions crashes* Matt, back at the castle: āShouldāve switched to Geicoā
āKatie, I know that this is sudden and I know that you have no reason to trust me but I need to borrow your ipod.āĀ āSure, whateverā *Two hours later; Itās A Small World can be heard blaring from Lanceās room, the door is dead locked, he cannot escape, the others can hear him screaming*
Matt wakes up from a nightmare and can only fall asleep again once heās listening to Pidgeās heartbeat,Ā
Pidge wakes up from a nightmare and only goes back to sleep listening to Matt breathing
āWe respect you, we even like you, but if you do something like that again you will never be able to tell which one of us youāre talking to.ā
āLIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM IS THERE!āĀ *The green lion crashes through the wall, people are screaming, there is chaos and fire*
āSoo... did you ever tell mom you were, uh, leaving?āĀ ā...shit.āĀ āYouāre so dead.āĀ āSHUT UPāĀ āI will cry at your funeral.ā
āHey Katie?āĀ āDid you hear that, Shiro?āĀ āKatieāĀ āIt sounds like...āĀ āOh my fucking--Katie!āĀ āSounds like a little BITCHā
āIf we are to die, let us die looking like a 70ā²s country bandā
āHunk, we have an idea.āĀ āNuh uh, nope, no, not listening, you can go ask Lance Iām not doing it--āĀ āBut youāre tallerĀ than Lance!āĀ āUh huh, but the last time you two asked me to help we were covered in food goo and the dishwasher exploded.ā
āWell, back at the Garrison I had this friend--ā *Startled, awed, almost teary gasp*Ā āY-you had friends????āĀ āCourse I did, I paid them ten dollars an hour. Anyway--ā
āShiro and I will be fine.āĀ āI mean, you guys donāt have the best track record...ā
āIf you die Iām going to play Bannaphone on repeat at your funeral.āĀ āYou monster.ā
āHere Lies Matt, he died because he jumped in front of a fully armored Paladin of Voltron because heās an idiot.āĀ āHeh, love you too.ā
ā... Matt?āĀ āYeah?āĀ āYou ever think weāre gonna find dad?āĀ āI... the universe is a big place, but you still found me.āĀ āSo thereās hope?āĀ āThereās always hope.ā