Constant unnecessary use of the website ‘Let me google that for you’
“I’ve never seen something so illegal in my life.” “I know, isn’t it beautiful?”
“No, no, everything’s fine Shiro!” *Something blows up in background* “Everything is f i n e”
*Invading a Galra base, stealth is key* Pidge: “Red Robin” Matt: “Yum”
*One of the lions crashes* Matt, back at the castle: “Should’ve switched to Geico”
“Katie, I know that this is sudden and I know that you have no reason to trust me but I need to borrow your ipod.” “Sure, whatever” *Two hours later; It’s A Small World can be heard blaring from Lance’s room, the door is dead locked, he cannot escape, the others can hear him screaming*
Matt wakes up from a nightmare and can only fall asleep again once he’s listening to Pidge’s heartbeat,
Pidge wakes up from a nightmare and only goes back to sleep listening to Matt breathing
“We respect you, we even like you, but if you do something like that again you will never be able to tell which one of us you’re talking to.”
“LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM IS THERE!” *The green lion crashes through the wall, people are screaming, there is chaos and fire*
“Soo... did you ever tell mom you were, uh, leaving?” “...shit.” “You’re so dead.” “SHUT UP” “I will cry at your funeral.”
“Hey Katie?” “Did you hear that, Shiro?” “Katie” “It sounds like...” “Oh my fucking--Katie!” “Sounds like a little BITCH”
“If we are to die, let us die looking like a 70′s country band”
“Hunk, we have an idea.” “Nuh uh, nope, no, not listening, you can go ask Lance I’m not doing it--” “But you’re taller than Lance!” “Uh huh, but the last time you two asked me to help we were covered in food goo and the dishwasher exploded.”
“Well, back at the Garrison I had this friend--” *Startled, awed, almost teary gasp* “Y-you had friends????” “Course I did, I paid them ten dollars an hour. Anyway--”
“Shiro and I will be fine.” “I mean, you guys don’t have the best track record...”
“If you die I’m going to play Bannaphone on repeat at your funeral.” “You monster.”
“Here Lies Matt, he died because he jumped in front of a fully armored Paladin of Voltron because he’s an idiot.” “Heh, love you too.”
“... Matt?” “Yeah?” “You ever think we’re gonna find dad?” “I... the universe is a big place, but you still found me.” “So there’s hope?” “There’s always hope.”
