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*Michael Jackson voice* Time Warner Cable is not my lover

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░ ☹ ░ - At a first glance, there would have been absolutely no sign of Topaz on the other side of the fence. Luckily though there was a dumpster, among several boxes and crates that were stacked up against it. The tiny gem had used quick thinking to hide herself in the middle of a rather large stack of milk crates, which were hidden in the middle of the box pile.

                    She did had just enough of a view though to see when the green gem had gotten onto the other side of the fence. As much as she knew it was probably a bad idea to open her mouth, the statement made by the technician confused her.

                        So when the taller gem had turned her back and began walking the other way, she spoke out to answer.

                “ I’m sorry! But I really don’t know what you’re talking about! Honest! ”

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       Peridot stops, flips around, and immediately fires in the direction of the voice. The recoil jostles her aim, the beam striking the very edge of the dumpster and melting off a chunk of its left side. Unfortunately, it is poorly executed and fails to take out the other end.

      The fingers on her device separate and float freely back into place, resembling a hand once more as she treks forward. Peeking around the burnt-off and smoking corner, Peridot saw no signs of life…only a couple of boxes stacked against the other side. She turns her back from them, taking notice of what she thinks is the Topaz’ remains.

      “HA!” she whoops, pointing at a convenient black smudge on the concrete.

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❛ haha i’m going to have to deal with that sooner or later ❜

Popular Text Posts meme || ►Accepting.

      “Oh, Amethyst, there’s  p l e n t y  of time! You have until the day called Friday to tie up any complications from the past week. All Earth media follows this trend.”

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      “Oh my stars! I’ve been selected to win an exclusive behind-the-scenes tour of the Camp Pining Hearts studio! The verification process is exceedingly simple, all I have to do is input my identification code!”

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popular text posts + ask memes

❛ i don’t know what i’m doing with my life, but i know i’m doing it wrong ❜ ❛ i am so cute and bitter ❜ ❛ my life is one part ‘wait’ and another part ‘what’ ❜ ❛ my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it ❜ ❛ i love sleeping to avoid problems ❜ ❛ i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do ❜ ❛ i’m hungrier than the neopet i neglected for nine years ❜ ❛ hit me up if you wanna date a piece of shit ❜ ❛ we need some new and more powerful swears ❜ ❛ i get progressively uglier throughout the day ❜ ❛ i’m so miserable, but i laugh at everything ❜ ❛ i need something that is more than coffee, but less than cocaine ❜ ❛ just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. it’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot. ❜ ❛ 90 out of 10 people agree that math is fucking lame ❜ ❛ if you think i’m ugly now, you should have seen me in 2009 ❜ ❛ 2010 me would literally be terrified of 2016 me and i love it ❜ ❛ i have a rare skin condition called close the fucking blinds ❜ ❛ hey babe, i made you this mixtape for valentines day. i don’t know many love songs, so it’s just uptown funk 18 times in a row. ❜ ❛ there are people who know me in real life who think i’m straight and that’s really funny to me ❜ ❛ i was cursed with expensive taste and a low budget ❜ ❛ yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck what the ❜ ❛ open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can convince me otherwise ❜ ❛ i’m the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person ❜ ❛ that awful moment when you wake up ❜ ❛ damn haha i’m going to have to deal with that sooner or later ❜ ❛ are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch ❜ ❛ people our age have children what the hell i am a children ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes. take them off. ❜ ❛ why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4 am? ❜ ❛ after i die, i’ll probably still complain ❜ ❛ people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel ❜ ❛ if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you ❜ ❛ do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry ❜ ❛ i need to get laid… to rest. put me in a coffin. let my soul ascend. ❜ ❛ i’m trying to be a better person, but some people are testing me ❜ ❛ i’m overstressed and underfucked ❜ ❛ i can’t wait to be a piece of shit with a bachelors degree ❜ ❛ my emo phase never went away, it just aged like fine wine ❜ ❛ my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment ❜ ❛ i don’t have time for people who don’t believe in aliens ❜ ❛ the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting ❜ ❛ why do good concert tickets happen to bad people ❜ ❛ i can’t play hard to get i’m already hard to want ❜ ❛ i’m still pissed off about growing up ❜ ❛ if you listen carefully, you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜ ❛ when i die i want my heart donated to NASA so they can finally see what a black hole looks like up close ❜ ❛ single and ready to take a 20 hour nap ❜ ❛ write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back ❜ ❛ how do people even put up with me like i can’t even put up with me ❜ ❛ the opening riff to mr. brightside could literally raise me from the dead ❜ ❛ stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical  ❜ ❛ sorry, i’m poor. i can’t afford to pay attention ❜ ❛ aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall ❜ ❛ is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep? ❜ ❛ my neutral expression makes me look like i’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true ❜ ❛ i never run voluntarily so if you ever see me running you should start running too because something is coming ❜

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░ ☹ ░ - Light blue hues doubled in size as she rounded a corner to find a techy looking gem pointing a laser at her. It looked like something straight out of a movie and as awed as she was, she wasn’t going to sit and stare long enough to get hit with whatever that thing was. Screeching rather abruptly, she holds her hands up defensively, slowly backing up and away from the taller gem.

                     “ W-w-woah! D-don’t hurt me.”

                                      Quickly her eyes darted and she spotted a fence, which she quickly darted for and then climbed and hopped over. Luckily this wasn’t the first time she’d dealt with threatening gems. Why did they always want to kill her? Either way, having at least….SOME parkour skills, helped. 

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       “Don’t hurt you?!”

      Her voice cracked at the end of her restatement, her minded clouded by self-preservation, if not something more akin to rage. These Crystal Gems (what she assumed the Topaz to be) didn’t care about who they hurt to get what they wanted…Peridot was only protecting herself.

      “You…  c l o d s  are the ones who hurt people. You crashed my ship!”

      Approaching the fence, she wobbles from the force of the glowing ball, not yet used to working weaponry. If she can eradicate this gem, she might be one step closer to repairing the warp or calling for Homeworld without interference. Lunging forward, the laser is pointed just over the barrier where she hoped the Topaz was hiding.

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    “You’re right. Your skills of observation far surpass theirs.”

    Lapis had no idea if this was true or not, but she hadn’t meant to offend her friend. She furrows her brow, watching Peridot dig through the pile, until she manages to fish out a metal bucket. When the smaller gem places it onto her head, Lapis normally would have at least chuckled, but she had decided to follow Peridot’s orders in all seriousness.

    While studying the metal “helmet,” Lazuli nods her head earnestly. After a giving it a solid look, Lapis turns to the pile herself. She rubs her chin, thinking in silence, for an amount of time. Finally, the gem picks up a metal cooking tray that laid on the surface of the pile. Lapis holds it out in front of her, staring at it.

    “…It could work, if I could tie it to me.”

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       “Don’t worry.” she pauses in her panic, taking on a well-rehearsed tone. “I’ve got yo’ back.”

      Peridot seems proud of her use of Earth slang, enough to make her lose focus and slip away from the task at hand. It isn’t until the sound of rain begins tapping rhythmically on the roof that she returns to the pile again. With her apparent “observation skills,” she should be able to find something adequate in the junk to tie around Lapis…eventually she pulls out some severed extension cords.

      Holding up the wires, she ties two together before handing them over.

      “What about the other rudimentary power suppliers? If we’re going to  d i e , they mean nothing to me. Just like Paulette.”

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-Tag nine people to get to know them better 
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Tagged by: @lazulot

Relationship status: single


Wake up time: like 9:30 am


Favorite color: blue

Chapstick or Lipstick: chapstick


Last song I listened to: the entire 2BA Master pokemon album

Tagging: anyone who is wearing glasses right now, there has to be at least 9 of you

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ah yes the porn blogs have arrived

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that one was a doozy

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@mischiefandmusic || ►Blue Topaz, no data.

      From her short venture into the nearest human ‘civilization,’ a small village near a ‘beach,’ Peridot recognized that the default form of the dominant species in no way resembled a blue hue. The gem was unfamiliar, and she was certainly nothing she had studied in a Kindergarten before...perhaps rare or from an earlier era. The state of its appearance modifiers repelled (if not interested) the technician, which lead her to believe she was not Homeworld-affiliated.

      The laser boots up.

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@astrollogus || ►A Black Star Sapphire, a way out.

      “The mission has been compromised, we need to report back.”

      Had Yellow Diamond sent for her retrieval? She almost couldn’t believe what she was seeing--a Homeworld ship, a Homeworld gem...finally, there would be a way off of this miserable planet! As far as Peridot could tell, the Cluster was still on track to hatch...but she was left with no way off-world for when it would inevitably form. It was too late for Jasper, but they could still make it if he heeded her warning.

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     it was truly a shock to have PERIDOT of all gems to attack jasper’s dignity.      peridot, the gem now STRIPPED of her limb enhancements and what she      used to be back on homeworld    -     she had the audacity to call jasper                                                                                   UNDIGNIFIED ??

          ❛  you call   ME   undignified ??               need i remind you about how you’ve joined forces with the TRAITORS ??                                           ————  the forces of  ROSE QUARTZ ??   ❜

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       “ . . . ”

      Ooh, she’s got her there. Peridot knows she’s a traitor to her Homeworld, to her diamond, to her entire species…but the good that has come of it is beginning to outweigh the guilt. Earth felt like her real home now.

      “You don’t understand. I haven’t lost my dignity…in fact, I’ve exceeded my previously known capabilities! Yellow Diamond was wrong about this place.”

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 “If there was an asteroid headed for us, I’m sure the others would have at least notified everyone.”

   At first, Lapis had found the green gem’s panicking to be amusing, but now she was only concerned. The chance of there actually being a major threat hurtling towards the Earth was so insignificantly small; Well, a natural major threat, at least. The only thing Lapis feared that could come from beyond the atmosphere was more gems from Homeworld.

   However, Lapis didn’t want to undermine Peridot. She was obviously worried, so perhaps it would be best to just take precaution. Lapis decided she’d just have to sneak a look outside at the “meteorites” later. For now, she turned towards the massive pile of assorted objects. 

   “Maybe it’s best to prepare either way. How can I help?”

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      “Ugh, no! The others aren’t as observant as I am,  L a z u l i .”

      Offended by the insinuation that the Crystal Gems knew more than she did, Peridot drawls out the other’s formal name in a hiss. Didn’t she know she was their leader? She’d only been bringing it up at every opportunity. One day it would stick.

      Upon reaching the junk pile, she yanks and yanks until a metal bucket pops free, losing her balance and tumbling backwards. She wobbles, allows it to float freely beside her as she takes a moment to contemplate…then lowers it down over her head, concealing her gem.

      “--by taking affirmative action. We need to find something to cover your back!” 

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I need to be following you, it’s at the top of my rules,,,,

If I’m not following back you can unfollow if you want to, it’s all cool

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Dicks out for those limb enhancers! Like this for a pre-captured starter.

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