Welcome!!!

Submit: Open. Ships: Closed. Gif imagines: Open. Fake Text: Open.

[incorrectcullens]

Edward: Since it’s impossible to know which part of my life is in the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

[shameless-volturi-lover]

[lifeinmotion84]

[panlight]

I don’t know what you (we?) did, but the Pack does not approve.  Except for maybe Paul? That might be a hint of a smirk. 

[openbookbells]

One of the best things about Twilight is that Bella and Edward have these internal monologues about the other that are worshipfully poetic, but when they actually talk to each other the dialogue is basically:

Edward: You’re dumb and you can’t even walk right.

Bella: Why don’t you come over here and fight me about it, pretty boy?

[blackwatershipper]

Booboo Stewart //

Source: Ouch Magazine

[alicecullen]

“Here comes the human.” 

Rosalie Hale in Twilight (2008)

[forksofwisdom]

Bella: I know you think you’re helping, but you’re not

Rosalie: I don’t think I’m helping

[panlight]

Keeping Up With the Cullens - Eclipse Episode 6, pt 2.

[panlight]

[panlight]

The Stitches scene from the New Moon script.  

BELLA I sure can kill a party. CARLISLE It’s not your fault. Jasper hasn’t been away from human blood as long as the rest of us. BELLA Seems like you’re the only one it doesn’t effect. CARLISLE Centuries of practice. BELLA Did you ever think of… living differently? CARLISLE I enjoy my work too much. Helping people, saving lives. I’m hoping there’s a point to my existence, even if I am damned. BELLA Damned? You’re not damned. CARLISLE Then you and I agree. But Edward doesn’t believe there’s an afterlife for our kind. He thinks we’ve lost our souls.

BELLA (realizing) That’s why he won’t… He thinks he’d be damning me. CARLISLE (CONT’D) If you believed as he did, would you risk it?

[panlight]

Charlie, shooting the breeze with Dr Cullen at the hospital after some police drama stuff that ended up with someone in the ER.  “You know, Doc, as much as I am thrilled to have Bella come and live with me, it’s strange. She’s been with her mom pretty much her whole life, I’ve only seen her a few weeks a year, never really had to do any of the heavy lifting of parenting. Not that I wouldn’t have, but I didn’t want to step on my ex’s toes and we both thought it was better Bella have stability in one place–as much as anywhere with Renee is stable. It’s like suddenly I’m a parent to a teenager without ever having been a parent to a kid.” “I know the feeling.” 

[panlight]

Julia Jones as Leah Clearwater and Chaske Spencer as Sam Uley.

Julia: It’s also interesting because one of the major aspects of the wolves is that we hear each other’s thoughts when we’re wolves. It’s almost like there’s this whole other world that’s going on. It’s in subtext, in the film. I don’t know how you could possibly portray people reading each other’s thoughts, but there are so many layers operating for all of us. Leah can hear Sam’s thoughts about her best friend, Emily, and she can hear his thoughts of pity toward her.

Chaske: In real life, that would suck. (x)

[portalsintodreamscapes]

[jungshoseok]

I didn’t have quite the same upbringing as my adopted siblings.

[zzdigital]

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

[adriofthedead]

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

[paulichu]

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

[samarajournal]

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

[espeoradar]

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

[recondite-room]

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

[nickthepigeon]

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

[therightprometheanfire]

“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”

“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”

[psychcalice]

So you’re telling me that when Bella went to the Cullens house in twilight they were making her Italian food and what? What were they planning on doing with that? Sit all down and watch her eat?

[bowlingshirtbellas]

that would be so uncomfortable and also precious it’s like..they just want so badly for this opportunity to please this human and take part in a normal human activity. Imagine them all staring at Bella with adoring smiles as she awkwardly eats this meal with exaggerated, approving nods

[forksofwisdom]

Twilight + text posts