opossum

not dead

[pernicious-opossum]

Yooooo me and JB are dawgs now

[pernicious-opossum]

PSA: please don’t frighten me I will play dead.

[supercoolaccount123]

FAT OPOSSUM CAUGHT ON CAMERA

[pernicious-opossum]

I’m not fat THIS IS A REGULAR SIZE WQHAT

[bringmemyantlers]

[pernicious-opossum]

She wantsta be me so fking bad

[pernicious-opossum]

get slubbed

[weirdopaprika]

Opossum Stamps!!!

Free to use!

[pernicious-opossum]

yall stay clipping tf out of me man..

I love it.

[plush-with-love]

Source ~ Aurora Toys

Ori Opossum - Rumplers

[pernicious-opossum]

omg hiiiiii I need

[pernicious-opossum]

The real apostles btw

[one-fat-pigeon]

the origins of @pernicious-opossum and i’s beef

[one-fat-pigeon]

how it feels knowing @pernicious-opossum is persistent, gluttonous, and evil but i keep interacting anyway

[pernicious-opossum]

Persistent? Absolutely. Gluttonous? Only sometimes. Evil? EVIL??! never, not once.

[one-fat-pigeon]

fuck guys i’ve genuinely been spelling pigeon wrong but there’s literally a whole tag for the misspelled and correct spelling of it

[pernicious-opossum]

this is why the term bird brained exists

[one-fat-pigeon]

i’m telling the flock to fly just out of ur reach.

[pernicious-opossum]

Amazing the flock can fly but not read. I am partially tree dwelling, there is no out of reach illiterate bird. You can’t escape me.

[one-fat-pigeon]

fuck it i’m sending the drone pigeons after ur ass. the government will take care of u

[pernicious-opossum]

woah woah woah i didn’t know you fw the IDF like that hisssssss

[one-fat-pigeon]

fuck guys i’ve genuinely been spelling pigeon wrong but there’s literally a whole tag for the misspelled and correct spelling of it

[pernicious-opossum]

this is why the term bird brained exists

[one-fat-pigeon]

i’m telling the flock to fly just out of ur reach.

[pernicious-opossum]

Amazing the flock can fly but not read. I am partially tree dwelling, there is no out of reach illiterate bird. You can’t escape me.

[pernicious-opossum]

Bro will not put me downuhhhh.. said he likes my opposable thumbs and prehensile tail?? Whatever that means

[one-fat-pigeon]

fuck guys i’ve genuinely been spelling pigeon wrong but there’s literally a whole tag for the misspelled and correct spelling of it

[pernicious-opossum]

this is why the term bird brained exists

[pernicious-opossum]

Fuck they freaking got me again man and you know what I’ve got a bone to pick because why are we only feeding birds?? we supes gotta eat too man. When will the discrimination end.

[opossum-on-heroin-offical]

Dude, the one time I get food from a random human they gave me cheese. Cheese. They could’ve given me anything else but like, the one thing I can’t eat

[pernicious-opossum]

see this guy gets it

[cursedpossums]

[pernicious-opossum]

Yo and I'll say that nap was phenomenal, even took a little snack for later in my pouch

[one-fat-pigeon]

yeah me 2

opossums stolen pizza

10/10 (+2 pts swiper special)

[pernicious-opossum]

whoa don’t diss on the pouch you know how many things I can carry? If anyone should understand the importance of carrying it’s you. you stupid carrier pigeon.

[one-fat-pigeon]

i stand by what i said

[pernicious-opossum]

I hate you

[cursedpossums]

[pernicious-opossum]

Yo and I'll say that nap was phenomenal, even took a little snack for later in my pouch

[one-fat-pigeon]

yeah me 2

opossums stolen pizza

10/10 (+2 pts swiper special)

[pernicious-opossum]

whoa don’t diss on the pouch you know how many things I can carry? If anyone should understand the importance of carrying it’s you. you stupid carrier pigeon.