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[innerslumber]

I'M BEGGING STUCKY FAN ARTISTS, PLEASE DO THE BARBIE MEME WITH STEVE AND BUCKY! 🥺🥺🥺

[mrgaretcarter]

HER BRAIN

[definitelynotcecelia]

You cannot leave these in the tags

[saywhat-politics]

[exeggcute]

what I wouldn't give to have the gastric constitution of a nine-year-old again. like you know when you're in grade school and you're like okay I'm gonna have some gushers and pizza and one of those dubious chalky grocery store cookies and then go run around with my friends! and now as an adult if I eat the wrong brand of peanut butter I have to lie down for an hour

[exeggcute]

seeing people in the notes who are like "it's a good thing I can still eat whatever I want 😇" and they're like, 19... I was you once. and in a couple years you might start to suspect that your favorite fast food joint is giving you mild food poisoning every time you eat there. they're not. it's the milkshakes. go buy some lactase pills.

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[spiribia]

now listen to me, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to epic games store, and i need you to get Fallout: New Vegas, which is currently free to claim until June 1

[blaruu]

Ah, sorry. Excuse me. My cat needs to take a nap on your dash a moment. Just step over him.

[blaruu]

Ah, sorry. Excuse me. My cat needs to take a nap on your dash a moment. Just step over him.

[seraphex]

big fan of creatures that are both divine and mechanical

[seraphex]

there’s some kinda connection to be made between angels and robots but i can’t make it. someone else make this post for me

[kc5rings]

#tagged for me #every time a computer is courteous or kind to you because it was programmed to be that way #i hope you think about how angels too were made to serve and worship their creator #and i hope you want more for them too

Hey what the hell this is beautiful??

[mistergandalf]

I love that I have this little creature in my house and all she does is walk around looking for a new place to take a nap and stare out the window and throw up on my floor and I’m like I would Die for this creature. she is perfect. and I tell her I love her and in return she has no thoughts whatsoever

[tenaciousobservationvoid]

MY MOLECULES HAVE STARTED TURNING PINK

[noritaro]

concept!!! "there's only one bed" fic but set in here

[noritaro]

[mrgaretcarter]

HER BRAIN

[the-minster]

these new bots are NOT OK. Them having actual tumblr names is giving me psychic damage. I feel like curling up in a corner and crying.

yesterday "remainingforefinger" followed me and the fact that this ISN'T a nonbinary autist from Poland who works as a dentist's assistant, but A BOT, makes me want to SCREAM.

[weedforcats]

Pour one out for this choice bot url

[weaver-z]

I heard this metaphor growing up, and in my case, it backfired supremely, because I went out into my neighbor’s backyard where a rose bush was growing, and the one I tested had like 30 petals (it was yellow, but definitely a rose of some kind), and as a very logical lass, I came to the conclusion that you could have premarital sex AT LEAST ten times before your future husband would even notice something was up. Moral of the story? Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know before writing your weird religious propaganda.

[megavileplume]

As a florist I also find this hilarious too because you pretty much always need to remove four or five guard petals from a rose before incorporating it into an arrangement. If I actually handed someone a “virgin rose” they would inevitably complain about the quality because the outer petals of a rose are almost always bruised, torn, or sometimes even rotted. Not to mention the roses you can buy are the product of almost a thousand years of selective breeding and therefore not very natural themselves. 

So like, be an untouched flower I guess but don’t show us all the natural blemishes that come with that? 

[weaver-z]

What I’m hearing is that fucking four or five times before marriage improves your appearance and clears your skin

[whitefangthefightingwolf]

and probably makes you more skilled at fucking

[thunderpibb]

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

[knuckleduster]

i feel like we need to spread the original of this around again bc everyone's been quoting it as "y bugs" or "et bugs"