Real Degen Hours

If you're here by accident, then the matrix glitched and you should probably be very concerned. [Super secret heavy Taboo/Kink blog for pessimxs, you know exactly why you're here and if you don't then get out while you still can.]

[pessimisticsexaddict]

How much do you think about someone eating you out while you lay in bed?

“Isn’t that like...too pillow princessy?”

“I’m not against it or anything it just seems unfair? I’m usually the servicer...not the servicee y’know?”

[justanotherrpmemeblog]

ASK MY MUSE QUESTIONS ABOUT THEIR SEX LIFE

[pessimisticsexaddict]

“Real talk for a second?”

“Womb tattoos are the absolute best , just saying.”

[smutxmemes]

Soft NSFW starters

“I-it’s fine.. It doesn’t hurt at all.” 

“You’re being so gentle.. This sin’t like you at all~” 

“A-ah. Can we wait for a moment? It still hurts a bit..” 

“You’re moving so slow..”

“Can you move a tad faster..?” 

“Mh.. Just like that.” 

“Be careful! You don’t.. Y-you don’t need to choke yourself.” 

“If it’s too much, just tell me” 

“I like this pace, mind if I stay at it?”

“O-oh god! Yes! Right there?” 

“Are you sure my fingers are just enough?” 

“Tell me when you think you’re ready uh.. Down there..” 

“Should I.. should I do anything to you too?” 

[smutxmemes]

Soft NSFW starters

“I-it’s fine.. It doesn’t hurt at all.” 

“You’re being so gentle.. This sin’t like you at all~” 

“A-ah. Can we wait for a moment? It still hurts a bit..” 

“You’re moving so slow..”

“Can you move a tad faster..?” 

“Mh.. Just like that.” 

“Be careful! You don’t.. Y-you don’t need to choke yourself.” 

“If it’s too much, just tell me” 

“I like this pace, mind if I stay at it?”

“O-oh god! Yes! Right there?” 

“Are you sure my fingers are just enough?” 

“Tell me when you think you’re ready uh.. Down there..” 

“Should I.. should I do anything to you too?” 

[all-things-rp-moved]

(NSFW) Tell my muse a sexual fantasy you have involving them.

[sharpdressedredheadedterror-gone]

I want to see what NSFW headcanons you have for my character. Go on anon if you’d like. Be as graphic or as vague as you want. If I like it, I’ll accept it.

[sharpdressedredheadedterror-gone]

I want to see what NSFW headcanons you have for my character. Go on anon if you’d like. Be as graphic or as vague as you want. If I like it, I’ll accept it.

[pessimisticsexaddict]

“Don’t teach someone how to be horny on main, we have enough of that going around as it is.”

[pessimisticsexaddict]

"Commander...~ Can Taihou ask you a question...~?" The aircraft carrier takes her (rightful) place in Emi's lap, her massive tits unashamedly mere centimeters away from the smaller woman's face. "What's your favorite sex position...~?"

“F-favorite what n-now?!”

“...”

She’s super speechless and anxious, not expecting something like this.

“U-uhh I’m not sure...a-any one where I’m with you?”

Hopefully that’s not a wrong answer...

[pessimisticsexaddict]

Rumor has it that Emi's into being tied up and played with.

“I just said I had a helpless kink do I really have to embarrass myself again by saying it out loud one more time?”

[pessimisticsexaddict]

Rumor has it, Emi likes being bitten by Eloisa while they make love.

“It’s nice okay?”

“Excuse a girl for liking it when her girlfriend hits her helpless kink.”

[pessimisticsexaddict]

Rumor has it you can just breed her anytime you want

“Th-thats not EXACTLY t-true!”

“I mean...”

“Not 100%!”

[depravedmemes]

Send a NSFW rumor about my muse and they’ll react to the fact that it’s spreading.

[pessimisticsexaddict]

Tentacles, of course

“I mean there are nice tentacle monsters right?”

“Not so nice ones are okay too I’m just also not looking to die or something.”

It’s a turn on, a pretty solid one too.

[absoluterpmemetrash]

send me ❥ + a kink and i’ll tell you which of my muses…

…would be turned on by it: …would be ambivalent to it: …would be turned off by it:

[pessimisticsexaddict]

“Existing as you are now only invites tragedy and harm..if you lack the strength and resolve to protect those you hold dear, they’ll be taken from you without a second thought...”

“Who are you and how did you get in my house?”