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Hi dad i got a planter and wildflower seeds today to help the bees r u proud of mee

oui. while the humble bee is not as majestic as the glorious butterfly, it every bit as vital. you did well.

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here is another fun gif

look at his little tail

STAMP ON THE GROUND! JUMP, JUMP, JUMP, JUMP! MOVE IT ALL AROUND! TEP, TEP, DA DOW! STAMP ON THE GROUND! JUMP, JUMP, JUMP, JUMP! MOVE IT ALL AROUND! WE'RE JUMPING ALL AROUND!

don’t tell me what to do >:(

[waits a bit, then when he’s sure no one is looking starts jumping and stomping]

#Anonymous

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im just going to start responding to these asks with gifs i find entertaining

#Anonymous

Oh dear, I see you have reclaimed your gym... no matter. I have an OP Umbreon and Ledian; with the power of SWEET SWEET IRONY on my side, I cannot lose! -Valor Anon

why on earth would you want a black cat and ladybug pokemo---

--oh

alright that is actually clever

#Anonymous

YES! You are back! I was worried I would have to respond to Dr. Doofenshmirtz's e-mails and go back to assisting him! You certainly have been missed ♥~Assistant 13

i recommend taking a leaf out of my book and marking all of his emails as spam

#((Aah hello! :D))#Anonymous

Excuse me, sir, I thought you might want to know that I took over your gym in the name of Team Valor. You'll thank me once you see the light. -Valor Anon

how dare you! face the might of my collection of exclusively butterfly-based pokemon minions!

-taps his phone aggressively-

#Anonymous

Butterflies are fantastic though i would feel b l e s s e d honestly what the heck papa

they were trying to eat my bare, honey-glazed skin

#Anonymous

let me tell u abt my day ok dad so I went to school right and that was boring ofc but I got pizza for dinner and im rly happy it tasted great anyways how was ur day

i ate a honey sandwich and some of the honey got in my mask

on a related note being swarmed by thousands of butterflies is just as unpleasant as you might imagine

#Anonymous

HI DADDY I MISSED U

oh no not this again

#((Hi! I missed you too xD)#Anonymous

fun facts with hawk moth: no, they will not let you board a plane in a metal helmet

Omg it's good to see you back on my dash! *boops nose*

-winces-

#((Sorry to be gone for so long #I actually completely forgot I had this blog again >.<))#((hope everyone's doing good!))#Anonymous

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you! you live!