solomonemsworth·:
solomon lifted a hand, fingers carding against the hair dusting the line of his jaw in an absent sort of gesture. “hey, look. that’s all i was worried about, all right?” he said with a bit of a shrug. it was, in all honesty. he really couldn’t give a fuck about her problem with pineapple pizza outside of the fact that he’d been concerned that her frustration might’ve been directed at some spotty teenager working their ass off. he’d been one of those kids once.
“like i said, pet. s’not mine. i’m the wanker with a margherita and a couple of those vegan joints. no pineapple here.”
not that he was all that opposed to pineapple on a pizza. he wasn’t a pizza purist by any means - pizza tended to be something he ate when he was half-cut. half-cut solomon just liked to eat.
"As someone who is now constantly behind the counter, I can understand the sentiment. The thing is people should be decent, even if they never been through the experience themselves. People here are decent. Lakeham people are good people, I mean. You should let them be good to you." Tatiana didn't know the man at all, but he seemed to be a pessimist — to be expecting the worst of her.
"And as lovely as that accent is, I'm not a pet," she replied, now thoroughly annoyed. "You didn't really strike me as a vegan wanker. Good for you. I'm trying, honestly, but unfortunately I crave a good slice of pepperoni from time to time.”















