jasmin

would die for matteo florenzi she/her, 20, australia

[kerkatexe]

mercenary boy

[screwave]

HE’S OUT OF THIS WORLD! 🛸💫

[thelilnan]

Pick a movie. Keep one actor. Everyone else is a Muppet.

[thelilnan]

every single person saying “But Jigsaw should’ve been the human!” is unfortunately blind to the fact that a muppet capturing and torturing people for their sins is infinitely funnier than a human doing that to muppets

[sheryl-lee]

JENNIFER’S BODY (2009) + letterboxd reviews

[olreid]

just normal investigation activities….nothing 2 see here…. 

[amandayoungdyke]

cousin greg has actually come out to the roy siblings multiple times they just don’t care and never remember. when they were teenagers he told shiv and roman an entire story about breaking up with his boyfriend but shiv wasn’t paying attention and just thought he was describing the plot of fight club. roman was paying attention but chose to forget because he doesn’t like to remember gay people exist. one time they were high and greg told kendall he liked men and kendall was like yeah dude me too some of my best friends are men..........

[helloitsbees]

this is entrapment

[helloitsbees]

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

[asofterepilogue]

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

[helloitsbees]

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

[excusing]

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

[helloitsbees]

[kelvingemstone]

the girls are fighting!!!!

[gibberishquestion]

for years you have paraded around in public, wearing a hat that so boldly claims that women want you and fish fear you. you know just as well as i do that this is a lie. can you live up to the bar your hat sets? currently you are being lowered into a tank of piranha, and only your wife has the controls to save you. does this woman truly want you, or will it be you who fears the fish? let the game begin

[grungegoths]

tumblr posts’ standards have reached such level of absurdity that i saw this post and considered it just another normal tumblr post till i read the url

[thebeeduo]

"If you try to hug me, I swear to god, I will kick you square in the balls"

[tiktoks-repost]

[roxydemi]

[uncle-cazador]

Doug Dimmadome's Dog, Dug Dimmabone

[official-lucifers-child]

DOG DIMMADOME????

[romansroys]

succession + dril tweets part 2 (pt. 1)

[imallapart]

[mikenewtonhateblog]

I physically cannot handle the fact that tiktok is free for so many reasons but finally there is a good one

[ladistark]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

the way that i read “yeas” has forever been altered by the lesbian hotel transylvania/tangled crossover edit

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

always

[demonfella]

happy lesbian visibility day

[vanwizard]

steve rogers on his 5th bowl @ 3:54 am on the balcony of avengers tower: guys did u k. did u kno they called her Peggy bec

natasha: what

steve: B. 😂😂😂BEcause She

tony with the straightest face: because she what steve

steve:

tony: why did they call her peggy steve

[daenerys-lensflareyen]

this remains the single best piece of Avengers fanfiction ever written

[tvmoviesource]

SUCCESSION | “TERN HAVEN”