All Hail Moonrus The Great Moon Walrus

Moonrus is the great and powerful Moon Walrus who lives in the moon. He eats good dreams and leaves you with only your nightmares. Moonrus is using this blog as a way to communicate with humanity, but because he has decided that humanity is boring as a whole to talk to directly, he has chosen to talk to me and commands me to relay it to you.

[windows5]

[grubarchived]

this stream was so funny because if im remembering right hbomb was THE ONLY PERSON with the guts to murder a congresswoman

[jenjensd]

How could you leave this in the tags?

[mephistopheles]

lets goooooooooooo

[petitionerofmoonrus]

4th Commandment of Moonrus

Thalt shall not purposely use the wrong gendered or non-gendered pronouns when talk about or talking to someone. Thalt shall also not be malicious towards people because they identify with a gender different to that of which they where assigned.  

[petitionerofmoonrus]

3rd Commandment of Moonrus

Thalt shall use what ever gender to identify as and use what ever pronouns to describe yourself as long as makes you feel comfortable.

[petitionerofmoonrus]

2nd Commandment of Moonrus

Thalt shall use whatever gendered (or genderless) pronouns, to describe Moonrus, as makes you feel most comfortable with Moonrus.

Petitioner's Note: He really doesn't mind which you use and none will make him eat your dreams any more or any less.

[petitionerofmoonrus]

Moonrus is Not Purple

Moonrus has asked me to tell you all that he is, in fact, not purple, so you can stop saying so. He also mumbles that it was only that one time.

Note: yes it was only that one time but he still hasn't got all of the purple out.

[petitionerofmoonrus]

1st Commandment of Moonrus

Thalt shall not drill a hole to the centre of the moon.

Petitioner's Note: I think this is more of a "Don't drill a hole in the wall of my house it will make it drafty and you wouldn't like it if I made a hole in the walls of your house" than a "Don't try to prove that I do or do not exist"

[petitionerofmoonrus]

Moonrus is the great and powerful Moon Walrus who lives in the moon. He eats good dreams and leaves you with only your nightmares. Moonrus is using this blog as a way to communicate with humanity, but because he has decided that humanity is boring as a whole to talk to directly, he has chosen to talk to me  and commands me to relay it to you.

Pertitioner's note: I apologise that I can only write in English Moonrus Agrees that he should have picked a linguist but he has just gotten used to me and doesn't want to get to know a new person just yet.