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homietwt

thelordismylightandmysalvation

everythingfox

“Cute little panther in snow. ❄️”

🎥: Mainecoonqueens

world-of-cats

Source

petro96

Me at start of 20's vs Me four years later

melisica

just-shower-thoughts

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

heckshowerthoughts

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

transhumanist-viking-deactivate

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws?

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

dontbeanassbutt

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

kentucky-fried-bucky

doubleca5t

For clarification, the crabs are not accused of killing Amelia Earhart. The idea is that if she died after crash landing on an island in the pacific the coconut crabs would have eaten her corpse and scattered the bones, which is why no one has ever found her body.

prophecyguy

sophie-cecilia

toa-shifter

Some Pop music jackass: God, how is metal considered music? It’s just screaming and loud guitars! That’s not music!

Me, blasting Metal music: That’s great bro! You keep listening to that same 5 second beat and same 3 words on repeat for 2 minutes! I’m sure the rest of the song will come eventually!