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poise // he/she canucks + goldeneyes + habs + jays always hard at work making these men transgender 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

[pewpewshooter]

hey. it's only taken me (checks notes) three years............ to make an actual intro post. ok.

ABOUT ME

i'm poise! i'm a generational canucks fan, and i'm now remembering why i stopped watching hockey when i was younger. kidding. i love this stupid ass team and i'm absolutely obsessed with the intricacies of Bearing The Curse. I also adore the Goldeneyes, Habs, and occasionally yap abt the Jays and various NBA teams!

he/she - 20s - british columbia resident

if you wanna see my art, look no further than #poise art <3

if i'm not posting art, then i'm transgenderifying these hardworking men and obsessing over pius suter. godspeed.

bonus team tierlist!

[pharmersonly]

i bring a sort of “people are more critical of black players at large and will go as far as abstracting aspects of their games into meaningless bits in order to take away from their contributions to their teams” vibe to watching hockey that other hockey fans don’t really like

[neoncat669]

Today at development camp: Canucks prospects vs. The Abby Grind.

[tetrisfag]

[pewpewshooter]

Had not only one but TWO naps at work today. Im literally the sleeper

[pewpewshooter]

Up to three on the day I am never falling asleep tonight

[pewpewshooter]

Had not only one but TWO naps at work today. Im literally the sleeper

[neoncat669]

Prospects are going on the abby grind today and it's raining. They may die

[selkesson]

canucksblr here’s our upcoming schedule:

free agency terror and excitement (we are here but it’s slowing down)

continue watching development camp and mourn the fact that they’re not doing the grouse grind (they’re doing the abby grind instead)

whimsy propaganda spreads

dodge petey and brock trade rumours

hold space to criticize jim rutherford if needed

touch grass before it all dries up in the drought

new coaches hired for AHL + NHL

continue to dodge petey and brock trade rumours

michael bublé headline

canucks-centric the hockey guy video to remind everyone else that he represents US

something Bad happens because we’ve been experiencing too much joy

training camp info

[pewpewshooter]

I miss rowing so bad actually

[based--ball]

[pewpewshooter]

Godspeed Metey.. thanks for the 1st

[selkesson]

on the bright side, sending metey to jt miller’s team is the funniest thing the canucks could have done. “jt, pettersson has waived his NMC to come here!!”

[pewpewshooter]

Down to 2 Peteys :(

[pewpewshooter]

Hold on everyone pause. Q Grimes to the lakers

[pewpewshooter]

Leafs w 2/3 lifeline.. gonna yarf

[pewpewshooter]

AKIL <3

[pewpewshooter]

WELCOME BACK SCHENNER