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Look a wild Kamo/phone Dave!
I kinda forgot to ever post about this guy-
Very old art but this is Atlas! He’s the Peter of this AU and lives in constant incomprehensible agony and fear. I love him.
I posted this on the wrong account but… Phone Dave AU!
Reblogged onto proper account.
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Drew Phone Dave + AU Facts
Facts about Phone Dave:
- Seen generally as both a dream and nightmare employee because on one hand he does everything you tell him to and things you tell him not to do regardless of what is said to him in order to be helpful, but he’s also a creepy fuck.
- Collects phones for “when employees get springlocked” not if, when. He picks out one he thinks best suits any employee and keeps it in case of emergency, he also keeps some backups on his person “just in case” with no one particular in mind, he hides these phones using his ultra thin torso.
- Used to open locations because his devotion is helpful, but is always swapped out after 3 months because he starts to creep people out.
- DOES have a few memories, those being his death, and telling Jack to wait for him in Vegas, he doesn’t remember who Jack is and only that he sent someone he cared about somewhere to wait for him with no idea where to start on making good on his promise to go to them.
- Could EASILY break the code but subconsciously stops himself out of self loathing, the desire to be useful to someone, wanting others like him, and of course, wanting to escape his past.
- The company has become his new Henry
- In the DSAF Rift Party he is given the nickname Kamo later.
Why is this post on here and not the main account? Why is the new fic there and not here? Why is anything anything this is Ouija signing of and being confused.
PHONE DAVE REWRITTEN PROLOGUE
The Saferoom smelled of iron.
A scent so oppressive and unbearable even a man with no nose like Peter had to turn away.
His plan had succeeded, the desperate bid to get rid of the aubergine killer once and for all, it had been simple once he had fired his other employee, although even now he wondered why the man had simply left.
Peter had never thought it would get to this point, that he’d actually KILL a man, even one as sickening as this.
Even when the blood of all the aubergine’s victims was still warm, it was hard to stop hearing the screams.
Peter had not expected screams, maybe he should have, but he had assumed that the aubergine would go down treating even death as just another joke. How he wished that were true. If Dave had joked as he died it would have been easy to push aside in his mind, Dave wasn’t human, he wasn’t hurting.
Peter sat down in front of the body. Dave was moving, staring at him, but he couldn’t stand, the suit was too heavy.
Men came into the room to drag Peter away and all the thoughts he had been holding back spilled out.
“WAIT! DON’T SCRAP ME!!!”
“Give us one reason not to.”
“S-see that body? That’s Dave Miller, the Kiddie Strangler.”
There is a moment of silence.
“Good work Scott, you will be receiving a promotion for this.”
“Good now just let me seal-“
“Grab the body, oh and that other one, the janitor he buried in the parking lot.”
“Wait wh- NO! NO NO NO!!! You can’t!!!” Peter watches in horror as the corpse that had just been in front of him was dragged out and shoved to the back of a truck, followed by the recently buried Jimbo.
“If you send-“ Peter is cut off when he too is shoved in the back of the truck, the door closes to leave him in darkness.
…
“W’s y’rrr br’thr…” a voice slurs from in the truck, Peter looks around, eyes landing on Dave’s corpse.
“What?”
“Reed.”
Reed… that had been the name his employee had identified himself by.
“Reed… Reed is my brother?” Peter asked with some skepticism. The corpse just stares at him, offering no answer. It was a long drive after that.
…
100 feet of stolid steel plating composing a large metal cylinder in the back of the Scott Memorial Machine, in the metal a clear face can be seen, looking as if it were asleep, but could wake at any moment.
Peter stared up at the face in something like awe, or maybe terror.
He had seen Jimbo run through, it took mere minutes.
1000 phones in a single afternoon. That’s what the man had said. It made no sense. Who would ever… need so many? Why was the machine so big?
He looked down at his name tag. He owned it now. The phone who had never wanted to send a single person to the factory now owned all of it.
It had taken hours to strip Dave from the suit, hours more to recover him after h tried to run, but now he was tied down, screaming and crying for any mercy. He deserved none, they all knew that. But they also all knew Peter was a bleeding heart.
There is a phone on the table in front of Peter, purple with white accents. Metal. Heavy. He looks up in confusion at the employees. His employees.
“Sorry sir, it’s the last one in stock. A lot of people have been getting sent in lately and we haven’t had a chance.”
“But it’s metal… it’ll be so heavy-“
“He deserves worse, plus we used to make metal phones back in the day all the time.”
“I… ok… just… put it in the machine and get it started.”
As commanded the employees shoves the phone into a chute, and gives a thumbs up to another employee who throws Dave into the pit.
The same horrible metallic screeches as he had once heard with the departed Jimbo are present again. But louder. Far louder. He hears screams in the machine, it sounds like Dave is trying with all his might to escape.
Peter winces, it’s a hard sound to hear…
Because of all the attempts at escape, what normally takes 3 minutes to complete now took 45 minutes. 45 minutes of Dave screaming and crying in the machine, begging to be let out.
At long last a phone actually comes out of the machine.
Peter stares down with caution, he knows what Dave is like. He wouldn’t be shocked if he went right back to his old self.
The phone sits up, shaking and nearly falling over a few times.
There’s just so much wrong with this phone.
The metallic purple head is pulling the body down, causing him to be constantly on the verge of losing balance. There seems to be an area in the midsection that is barely more than a spine with skin wrapped around it. His entire body has shrunk like clothing in the wash, phones have a height cap. He violated it and the machine went overboard correcting it, he seems to be just observing, silently staring up at Peter.
“Hello? Hello? Hello?” The sound of a voice box pierces the air… what? “I am Model 51_2. How may I be of service?”
A strange purple skinned phone head approaches Dave. “Hello? Hello? Hello? Uhhh sorry… I was just wondering if you have seen Mr Kennedy.”
Dave seems to be having a struggle. Could it have to do with that strange creature?
“Oh… um sorry sir. Is there any way I can be of assistance? It’s what I’m for!”
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@pg-dave-rift-party | Continued
A giant machine dropping from the sky wasn't exactly something anyone expected, but then again their whole location did appear from thin air, so maybe it should have been more expected than normal. The first three to arrive were three phone men, Harry, Roger, and Jake. Upon arriving, Harry immediately both knew and didn't know what he was looking at.
"What even is this...? It looks like the memorial machine, but it's gigantic compared to the one I remember..."
"Not to mention the face..." Jake looks up at it, "this thing is unnerving as hell. Is it even the same machine?"
"I don't know..."
While those two looked over the machine, the third phone man stepped back to get a bit more of the thing in his view, and he notices something- Or rather, someone.
"HELLO, HELLO UP THERE!"
Both Harry and Jake jump due to the sudden yell from Roger, and he looks over at both of them, "there's someone up there!"
"What?"
"What."
The orange phone stands up, looking like he’s incredibly out of it, buckling under the weight of his own head. He starts to look around. “Where… am…?” He pauses and looks at the railing, picking up a photo that had gotten wedged into the metal fortunately and staring for a moment before looking again. “Ring? Ring…!” He seems panicked looking around for something, continuously having to get back up as he kept falling due to the head being so heavy.
The three phones that were currently on the ground could see the other orange phone looking around for something, and Roger thinks for a moment before looking over at the other two.
"Is there any way up?"
Harry hums, "our machine back at the factory is much smaller than this one, but logically there should be stairs somewhere on this thing so you can actually get into it."
After a quick look, the trio finds the stairs, and the three of them head up to go see if they can find the phone. As he nears the top, Roger calls out again, "hello? Are you still here?"
“Ring… s… missing… have we met before? Do… you know… where… Dave?” The phone slurs.
The three glance at each other, and Harry tilts his head quizzically as he looks back at the phone, "maybe we met before. We'll need a name if I'm to answer that. You're looking for Dave?"
While Harry talks with him, the other two phones look about the machine to see what was going on.
“S… Jack… I… just jumped in the machine… why… do… remember? Want… want to forget…” the phone pauses to fall over. “S… a purple phone head. Like yours…” He points at Jake. “But with a white ring… have… you seen him?”
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@pg-dave-rift-party | Continued
A giant machine dropping from the sky wasn't exactly something anyone expected, but then again their whole location did appear from thin air, so maybe it should have been more expected than normal. The first three to arrive were three phone men, Harry, Roger, and Jake. Upon arriving, Harry immediately both knew and didn't know what he was looking at.
"What even is this...? It looks like the memorial machine, but it's gigantic compared to the one I remember..."
"Not to mention the face..." Jake looks up at it, "this thing is unnerving as hell. Is it even the same machine?"
"I don't know..."
While those two looked over the machine, the third phone man stepped back to get a bit more of the thing in his view, and he notices something- Or rather, someone.
"HELLO, HELLO UP THERE!"
Both Harry and Jake jump due to the sudden yell from Roger, and he looks over at both of them, "there's someone up there!"
"What?"
"What."
The orange phone stands up, looking like he’s incredibly out of it, buckling under the weight of his own head. He starts to look around. “Where… am…?” He pauses and looks at the railing, picking up a photo that had gotten wedged into the metal fortunately and staring for a moment before looking again. “Ring? Ring…!” He seems panicked looking around for something, continuously having to get back up as he kept falling due to the head being so heavy.
The three phones that were currently on the ground could see the other orange phone looking around for something, and Roger thinks for a moment before looking over at the other two.
"Is there any way up?"
Harry hums, "our machine back at the factory is much smaller than this one, but logically there should be stairs somewhere on this thing so you can actually get into it."
After a quick look, the trio finds the stairs, and the three of them head up to go see if they can find the phone. As he nears the top, Roger calls out again, "hello? Are you still here?"
“Ring… s… missing… have we met before? Do… you know… where… Dave?” The phone slurs.
@pg-dave-rift-party | Continued
A giant machine dropping from the sky wasn't exactly something anyone expected, but then again their whole location did appear from thin air, so maybe it should have been more expected than normal. The first three to arrive were three phone men, Harry, Roger, and Jake. Upon arriving, Harry immediately both knew and didn't know what he was looking at.
"What even is this...? It looks like the memorial machine, but it's gigantic compared to the one I remember..."
"Not to mention the face..." Jake looks up at it, "this thing is unnerving as hell. Is it even the same machine?"
"I don't know..."
While those two looked over the machine, the third phone man stepped back to get a bit more of the thing in his view, and he notices something- Or rather, someone.
"HELLO, HELLO UP THERE!"
Both Harry and Jake jump due to the sudden yell from Roger, and he looks over at both of them, "there's someone up there!"
"What?"
"What."
The orange phone stands up, looking like he’s incredibly out of it, buckling under the weight of his own head. He starts to look around. “Where… am…?” He pauses and looks at the railing, picking up a photo that had gotten wedged into the metal fortunately and staring for a moment before looking again. “Ring? Ring…!” He seems panicked looking around for something, continuously having to get back up as he kept falling due to the head being so heavy.
Oh shit
Suddenly in the middle of the field a machine of titanic proportions drops out of the portal, seeming to shake the entire area.
The machine bares some striking resemblance to the Scott Memorial Machine. Although the machine seems to have a face. For some reason.
Sitting atop the large construct is a small orange skinned, terribly dressed, phone man, seemingly having come right out of the machine seconds ago.
The phone is silent for a moment, before shooting up, seemingly in a panic. He trembles as he brings his hands up to his face, he feels the smooth plastic of his head for a moment, then makes a sound akin to a sob and curls in on himself.
TW: SUICIDAL IMAGERY (DW He’s Fine)
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"I..." Steven sighs, "I can't disprove that. I don't remember enough of my life to do so. But... Being a phone is not a good thing to me. I'm constantly fighting my own programming to do what I want to do, if I run out of battery I have to sleep, I can't eat what I want to eat anymore, and I do not have all of my memories of my past life. The fact I have a few to work with is a miracle on it's own because I'm a Gen 1. It just sucks."
“That sounds perfect to me! I mean. Why would I ever want to fight my code? It’s all I am. All that matters.”
"It's not all that matters, though! Surely before you became a phone you had some sort of dreams, right? Something you cared about and wanted to do? People that cared about you? I know I did, but I don't remember any of that. Why doesn't that bother you?"
Steven just didn't understand. He knows this is a version of Dave. He KNOWS this. He had so many questions, but he knew that if he asked them, he probably won't like the answer.
“I don’t remember if I did or didn’t… I will admit my code isn’t perfect… I do remember one thing, and that one thing is my one regret, so I don’t know why I’d want more. I remember I told someone to wait for me somewhere and that I’d be there in a day, however I can’t remember who they are, where I told them to go, or why I any of it happened, I remember I was miserable though, I assume they must have been a “loved one” whatever that means. I wish I could go find them, but they probably already moved on by now.”
"You..." Dave seemed to want to say something, but he doesn't. Instead he just looks towards Jack, who speaks for him instead, "they're probably still looking for you, you know. Like how you're looking for Mr. Kennedy. You wouldn't give up on him, would you?"
Steven, on the other hand, looks down. "They definitely are. Just speaking from experience."
“That’s… different. Mr Kennedy is my boss… and he’s bad at it… who knows what he’ll do if left alone. He tends to be impulsive. I need to be there to make sure he remains stable and capable of representing the company. He’s already been acting weird lately. Since my purchase I’ve been measuring how much time he spends doing any activity, there has been a striking 45% decline in workflow and a 78% spike in… crying in his office. Which is not the best use of time.” It honestly just sounds like the phone Dave is worried… “T-that’s different from my memory. I have an obligation, whoever they were doesn’t. Besides, if my life was really as pointless as I thought, why would anyone care that much. They’re probably glad I’m gone.”
"Have you maybe tried asking him why he cries in his office? And what memory? You have basically nothing but vague happenings that you can't really remember the details of-" Steven was getting tired. So he just shakes his head and cuts himself off, "...anyways. You know what? Nevermind. You were looking for him and he's not here. Sorry to disappoint, I guess."
“I see… we’ll if you find him please tell me… he’s… he’s been… never mind… He’ll be the poorly dressed one. I just need to find him before things get worse.” The phone leaves, it seems his concerns are more on what his Jack may do to himself then what he may do to the business.
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"I..." Steven sighs, "I can't disprove that. I don't remember enough of my life to do so. But... Being a phone is not a good thing to me. I'm constantly fighting my own programming to do what I want to do, if I run out of battery I have to sleep, I can't eat what I want to eat anymore, and I do not have all of my memories of my past life. The fact I have a few to work with is a miracle on it's own because I'm a Gen 1. It just sucks."
“That sounds perfect to me! I mean. Why would I ever want to fight my code? It’s all I am. All that matters.”
"It's not all that matters, though! Surely before you became a phone you had some sort of dreams, right? Something you cared about and wanted to do? People that cared about you? I know I did, but I don't remember any of that. Why doesn't that bother you?"
Steven just didn't understand. He knows this is a version of Dave. He KNOWS this. He had so many questions, but he knew that if he asked them, he probably won't like the answer.
“I don’t remember if I did or didn’t… I will admit my code isn’t perfect… I do remember one thing, and that one thing is my one regret, so I don’t know why I’d want more. I remember I told someone to wait for me somewhere and that I’d be there in a day, however I can’t remember who they are, where I told them to go, or why I any of it happened, I remember I was miserable though, I assume they must have been a “loved one” whatever that means. I wish I could go find them, but they probably already moved on by now.”
"You..." Dave seemed to want to say something, but he doesn't. Instead he just looks towards Jack, who speaks for him instead, "they're probably still looking for you, you know. Like how you're looking for Mr. Kennedy. You wouldn't give up on him, would you?"
Steven, on the other hand, looks down. "They definitely are. Just speaking from experience."
“That’s… different. Mr Kennedy is my boss… and he’s bad at it… who knows what he’ll do if left alone. He tends to be impulsive. I need to be there to make sure he remains stable and capable of representing the company. He’s already been acting weird lately. Since my purchase I’ve been measuring how much time he spends doing any activity, there has been a striking 45% decline in workflow and a 78% spike in… crying in his office. Which is not the best use of time.” It honestly just sounds like the phone Dave is worried… “T-that’s different from my memory. I have an obligation, whoever they were doesn’t. Besides, if my life was really as pointless as I thought, why would anyone care that much. They’re probably glad I’m gone.”
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"I..." Steven sighs, "I can't disprove that. I don't remember enough of my life to do so. But... Being a phone is not a good thing to me. I'm constantly fighting my own programming to do what I want to do, if I run out of battery I have to sleep, I can't eat what I want to eat anymore, and I do not have all of my memories of my past life. The fact I have a few to work with is a miracle on it's own because I'm a Gen 1. It just sucks."
“That sounds perfect to me! I mean. Why would I ever want to fight my code? It’s all I am. All that matters.”
"It's not all that matters, though! Surely before you became a phone you had some sort of dreams, right? Something you cared about and wanted to do? People that cared about you? I know I did, but I don't remember any of that. Why doesn't that bother you?"
Steven just didn't understand. He knows this is a version of Dave. He KNOWS this. He had so many questions, but he knew that if he asked them, he probably won't like the answer.
“I don’t remember if I did or didn’t… I will admit my code isn’t perfect… I do remember one thing, and that one thing is my one regret, so I don’t know why I’d want more. I remember I told someone to wait for me somewhere and that I’d be there in a day, however I can’t remember who they are, where I told them to go, or why I any of it happened, I remember I was miserable though, I assume they must have been a “loved one” whatever that means. I wish I could go find them, but they probably already moved on by now.”
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"I..." Steven sighs, "I can't disprove that. I don't remember enough of my life to do so. But... Being a phone is not a good thing to me. I'm constantly fighting my own programming to do what I want to do, if I run out of battery I have to sleep, I can't eat what I want to eat anymore, and I do not have all of my memories of my past life. The fact I have a few to work with is a miracle on it's own because I'm a Gen 1. It just sucks."
“That sounds perfect to me! I mean. Why would I ever want to fight my code? It’s all I am. All that matters.”