actual trash

I want to be a rock in my next life/ obsessed with food, movies, music, etc

[luminarai]

listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.

[aelfcynn]

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

[writetheworldfree]

can’t pass up this kinda karma

[iridessence]

and in your size

[moonlitsaiyan]

definitely cant pass it up now jeez

[badcamus-deactivated20260204]

Found this on a subreddit and I nearly fucking choked.

[decaffeinated]

Reblog to yeet away your followers’ dysphoria.

[h-ollis]

2019 is the year we thrive (throw knives)

[icewindandboringhorror]

my brain from 8am - 10pm when I should be awake and active:

my brain from 12am - 6am exclusively:

[chronicallycreepinginactive]

I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w

[como-chin-gas]

[sofarawaytae]

[hellokittydirtblock]

i love my mutuals because we never talk but we still… like… follow each other……….. and i admire that we stick together even tho there is no communication in the slightest………u kno what i mean… hello…

[iguanamouth]

[unicornempire]

I. Love this. 

Love it.

Oh my god

yes.

[defilerwyrm]

This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[acoolguy]

anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

[brucebocchi]

ccant relate

[jonbutter]

why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins

[nyd-n]

friend: i’ll pick you up at 5

clock: 5:01

me: wHeRE teh fuKc

[michaxl]

*goes up to podium at a funeral for a eulogy* *tears up* you… you know she dead

[blackcvrds]

you: panic! at the disco

me, an intellectual: feelings of discomfort and anxiety! whilst attending the discotheque 

[unholylivingd3ad]

Don’t reply to your friends mental breakdowns with “mood” “same” “me too”. Take it seriously when your friends say some concerning things

[tastefullyoffensive]