Phantom Thief Panther

Takamaki Ann Roleplay Blog W.I.P.

[phantomspanther]

“I’m already rich.” From Gina

“Okay, that’s… A fair point then.” There was then a long pause, before Ann continued. “Still though, I’m not, so it might come off as a scheme, but still seems like a great idea to me.”

[freshlybrewedrp]

VARIOUS KESHA LYRICS

ALL LYRICS FROM THE ARTIST KESHA! (Feel free to adjust phrasing where needed!)

- “Maybe I need some rehab, or maybe just need some sleep.” - “I got a sick obsession, I’m seein’ it in my dreams.” - “I’m stayin’ up all night hopin’, hittin’ my head against the wall.” - “What you’ve got boy, is hard to find. I think about it all the time.” - “Your love is my drug.” - “Do I make your heart beat like an 808 drum?” - “Won’t listen to any advice, mama’s tellin’ me I should think twice.” - “I’m all strung out, my heart is fried.” - “I just can’t get you off my mind.” - “I like your beard.” - “I’m already rich.” - “This party sucks, I’m ‘bout to ditch.” - “Don't even try to give me shit. I’ve earned the right to be like this.” - “Oh, you say you love me? That’s funny. Well, so do I.” - “I’m just looking for a joyride.” - “I’m just looking for a good time tonight.” - “Rev my engine ‘til you make it purr.” - “Keep it kinky but I come first.” - “Beep beep, bitch, I’m outside.” - “Fell from Heaven, no, it didn’t hurt.” - “Keep your eyes on the road.” - “You want kids? Well I am mother.” - “Tonight, I’mma fight.” - “Ain’t got a care in the world, but got plenty of beer.” - “Ain’t got no money in my pocket, but I’m already here.” - “Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk.” - “It’s time to kill the lights.” - “We get in for free.” - “Now you’re one of us, you’re comin’ with me.” - “It’s time to lose your mind and let the crazy out.” - “Tonight, we’re takin’ names ‘cause we don’t mess around.” - “Tonight, we’re takin’ over.” - “It’s about damn time to live it up.” - “I’m so sick of being serious.” - “I’m making my brain delirious.” - “Got that glitter on my eyes, stockings ripped all up the side, looking sick and sexified, so let’s go.” 

[thunderousmemes]

𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐍 𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐒 & 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐍 – 𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

(slurred honesty, trembling hands, and the kind of truths that only spill when the world is blurry)

𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬

“I didn’t mean to call you… actually, no. I did. I just shouldn’t have.”

“Why does it hurt more when I’m sober? At least like this I can pretend.”

“I keep trying to forget you. But tonight? You’re all I remember.”

“I said I’d moved on. But look at me — I’m still falling apart.”

“Tell me you miss me too… just lie to me for one night.”

“If I start crying, don’t you dare walk away.”

“I tried to drink you out of my system. It didn’t work.”

“Please… just stay until the room stops spinning.”

𝐁𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐔𝐩 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞

“I shouldn’t be saying this, but you ruined me. Completely.”

“You were supposed to stay. Why didn’t you stay?”

“I wish I hated you. It would make this easier.”

“Don’t look at me like that — like I’m something to save.”

“I’m tired of pretending I’m fine. I’m not.”

“You don’t get to walk back into my life like nothing broke.”

“You’re the reason I drink, you know that?”

“I shouldn’t want you here… but I do.”

𝐋𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐫-𝐒𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐎𝐥𝐝 𝐖𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬

“I thought if I numbed it, the past would stop clawing at me.”

“I still hear your goodbye every time I close my eyes.”

“Why didn’t you fight for me?”

“I know I messed up. I just don’t know how to fix it anymore.”

“I keep imagining what we could’ve been.”

“Tell me… was any of it real?”

“I shouldn’t have pushed you away. I know that now.”

“I didn’t lose you. I threw you away. And I hate myself for it.”

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐬, 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬

“Don’t look at me like that. I’ll say things I can’t take back.”

“If I kiss you right now… will you stop me?”

“I’m drunk, not stupid — I know you still care.”

“You’re the only person I want to see when I’m like this.”

“Sit with me. Please. I don’t want to be alone tonight.”

“Can you just… hold me? Just this once.”

“I shouldn’t tell you this, but gods, I miss you.”

“If I pass out, promise you won’t disappear.”

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫

“Ignore everything I said earlier. Or don’t. I don’t care anymore.”

“Yeah, I’m drunk. But that doesn’t make the truth less real.”

“I didn’t call anyone else. Just you.”

“I need you. And I hate that.”

“Can you come get me? I don’t trust myself alone.”

“If I show up on your doorstep, promise you won’t slam the door?”

“I miss your voice. Say something. Anything.”

“I know you’re angry… but I’m not hanging up until you talk to me.”

𝐒𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐞

“You don’t have to forgive me… just listen.”

“I can’t forget what I did. I just wish you’d tell me it didn’t ruin everything.”

“If I hurt you, I need to hear it from you. Not from my guilt.”

“Stay until morning. Let me face this with you.”

“I don’t know what I’m supposed to do without you anymore.”

“I’m sorry. Not the drunk kind… the real kind.”

“When I wake up tomorrow, I’ll still want you here.”

“If this is goodbye, let me remember how your voice sounds.”

[cronchyrat]

Give me 6 characters and I’ll tell you who i would:

Push off a cliff

Kiss

Marry

Set on Fire

Wrap a Blanket around

Be Roommates with

[thunderousmemes]

𝐀𝐖𝐊𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 — 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

(nervous laughs, too-long pauses, and chemistry that keeps tripping over itself)

𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐖𝐊𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐑

“So… do we hug? Handshake? Wave? What are we doing here?”

“I’ve rehearsed this in my head about fifty times and it still sounds weird.”

“Okay, I’ll go first—what’s your most embarrassing hobby?”

“I swear I don’t usually talk this much when I’m nervous.”

“Please tell me I’m not the only one internally panicking right now.”

“Is it too early in the date to admit I almost bailed?”

𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐒—𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓

“I definitely just spilled water on myself. Please pretend you didn’t see that.”

“I think we walked into the wrong restaurant… but sitting down now feels like a commitment.”

“Did I really just call you by the wrong name? I swear I know your name.”

“Your chair is not supposed to make that noise, right?”

“Please tell me you also heard my stomach growl like a demon.”

“Okay, I swear I’m not usually this clumsy.”

𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐒, 𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐒 & 𝐁𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒

“You’re staring… is that a good thing or a bad thing?”

“Sorry—I keep forgetting how words work when I look at you.”

“Don’t laugh at me, I’m trying to flirt.”

“Wow, I did not expect you to look that good in person.”

“If I blush any harder, I might combust.”

“I swear I’m not shaking—my hands are just dramatic.”

  𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐊𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃

“If this date goes badly, we can always pretend we’re long-lost cousins and run.”

“Want to make this more interesting? First one to make the other laugh wins.”

“Let’s just agree we’re both weird and call it a bonding moment.”

“Okay, I dare you to ask me the most chaotic question you can think of.”

“If we survive tonight, I vote we get matching trauma bracelets.”

“Should we order dessert first and pretend we’re not adults?”

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓, 𝐒𝐇𝐘 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒

“I’m really glad you asked me out… even if I’m terrible at this.”

“You have a really warm smile. Sorry if that sounded creepy.”

“I’ve been excited about tonight all week.”

“You make me feel comfortable, even when I’m anxious.”

“I didn’t expect to like you this fast.”

“This already feels like something I don’t want to mess up.”

𝐓𝐇𝐄 ‘𝐎𝐇 𝐍𝐎… 𝐈 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔’ 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

“Oh no… you’re actually charming.”

“I came prepared to hate this. Why am I having fun?”

“If I’m smiling this much now, I’m terrified of the second date.”

“Stop being adorable, I’m trying to stay calm.”

“I didn’t plan on wanting to see you again.”

“This is supposed to be awkward, but somehow it isn’t.”

[thunderousmemes]

THEY LOVED EACH OTHER TO THE END

tragic lovers roleplay starters — devotion, doomed romance, and love that survives even as everything else falls apart

LOVE BORN UNDER BAD OMENS

knowing it won’t end well, choosing it anyway

“We both knew this was a terrible idea.”

“If the world ends because of us, I’d still do it again.”

“Promise me one thing—don’t pretend this was nothing.”

“We were doomed the moment we met.”

“Say my name like it’s the last time.”

LOVING IN SECRET

stolen moments, whispered vows, stolen time

“If they find us like this, we’re dead.”

“Just one more night. That’s all I’m asking.”

“You’re shaking—come closer.”

“We don’t have much time. Look at me.”

“I’d burn everything to keep this hidden.”

THE MOMENT IT BREAKS

betrayal, sacrifice, irreversible choices

“I did this so you could live.”

“Don’t look at me like that—you don’t understand.”

“I had to choose. I chose you.”

“If you hate me, I can live with that.”

“This is where we stop being ‘us."

I’D DIE FOR YOU (AND MAY HAVE TO)

last stands, bleeding promises, love in the face of death

“Get behind me. I won’t let them touch you.”

“If this is the end, I’m glad it’s with you.”

“Don’t cry. This is how it was always going to end.”

“I’d rather die loving you than live without you.”

“Tell me you won’t forget me.”

THE LAST GOODBYE

final words, hands slipping apart

“Don’t let go—please.”

“I’ll find you again. Somehow.”

“Say it. Say you loved me.”

“This isn’t fair. We deserved more time.”

“I’ll stay until you can’t see me anymore.”

AFTER THE LOSS

surviving what love destroyed

“The world kept spinning after you died. I don’t understand how.”

“Every place we loved feels haunted now.”

“They say time heals. They’re wrong.”

“I carry you in everything I do.”

“Loving you ruined me—and I’d do it again.”

LOVE THAT WON’T STAY BURIED

ghosts, memories, souls that refuse to part

“I still feel you when it’s quiet.”

“You never really left, did you?”

“If loving you is a curse, I accept it.”

“I talk to you like you’re still here.”

“Even death couldn’t make me stop loving you.”

NO HAPPY ENDING—ONLY TRUTH

acceptance without peace

“This was never meant to be a fairytale.”

“We were beautiful. Brief. And doomed.”

“Some loves are meant to hurt forever.”

“We didn’t survive—but we mattered.”

“This is the story they’ll never tell right.”

[peachsourced]

🍑 HOUSE OF A THOUSAND CORPSES SENTENCE STARTERS

“Mary fuckin' Moses. Get the fuck out of here.“

“She seemed like a nice girl, I mean in a psycho kind of way.”

"I swear I've aged five years since this trip started."

“I never in a million years would have believed it if I hadn't seen it.”

“I guess a couple more photos won't kill me.”

“Get ready for this... there's a Museum of Murder and Mayhem."

“Geez, he never gets tired does he."

"This one guy stops and I look in and he's got his thing out waving it around like a drunk monkey."

“I hate that word... sounds ugly, I don't like crumple either.”

“Oh wait! I love this song!”

“I don't know, I just thought it was interesting.“

“You didn't see the look she threw me. She's up to something.”

"These are all my dolls. I used to like to chop their heads off."

“Aw, you ain't seen nothing yet.”

“So, you live here alone... I mean with just your brother?"

“You sure do a lot of guessing.“

“I'm a pretty good dancer if you know what I mean.”

"You are a naughty little thing aren't ya."

“I hope to Christ she doesn't expect us to wear these things.”

“Don't be such a fucking smart ass.”

"I'm starving and I got a fucking killer headache."

“It's better you go home still dreaming about kitty cats and puppy dogs.”

“Hey, the kid wants to know. Enlighten him.”

“This is way too fucked up for words.”

"This isn't funny, it's twisted."

“I'd say at this point all we can do is just wait it out.”

“You gotta be kidding me. This chick is wasted.”

“You shouldn't a done that.”

"This bitch's got it coming."

“Don't look back, just get in the car.”

“I knew she was crazy from the second we picked her up.”

“Listen, you Malibu Barbie middle class piece of shit.”

"Our bodies come and go, but this blood is forever..."

“Now, I'm gonna remove my hand... you make a sound and I swear I'll slit you open and make you eat your own fucking intestines”

“Why? Why are you doing this?”

“I couldn't have asked for a better specimen”

"You, my dear worm feeder, are about to become immortalized."

“Well, let's go see if the nut that runs this place can help us.”

“Hey ass clown, how 'bout some answers.”

“They were poking around... asking stupid questions.”

"I hope you're right, but my guts telling me different."

“Yeah, well we like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit, you know what I mean?”

“Keep the change and get yourself a new name.”

“Now isn't she a happy little cherub...”

"I'm a gonna go 'round back and handle things like I always fucking do."

“You see it's all true, the boogieman is real and you found him...”

[thunderousmemes]

𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐍 𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐒 & 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐍 – 𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

(slurred honesty, trembling hands, and the kind of truths that only spill when the world is blurry)

𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬

“I didn’t mean to call you… actually, no. I did. I just shouldn’t have.”

“Why does it hurt more when I’m sober? At least like this I can pretend.”

“I keep trying to forget you. But tonight? You’re all I remember.”

“I said I’d moved on. But look at me — I’m still falling apart.”

“Tell me you miss me too… just lie to me for one night.”

“If I start crying, don’t you dare walk away.”

“I tried to drink you out of my system. It didn’t work.”

“Please… just stay until the room stops spinning.”

𝐁𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐔𝐩 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞

“I shouldn’t be saying this, but you ruined me. Completely.”

“You were supposed to stay. Why didn’t you stay?”

“I wish I hated you. It would make this easier.”

“Don’t look at me like that — like I’m something to save.”

“I’m tired of pretending I’m fine. I’m not.”

“You don’t get to walk back into my life like nothing broke.”

“You’re the reason I drink, you know that?”

“I shouldn’t want you here… but I do.”

𝐋𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐫-𝐒𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐎𝐥𝐝 𝐖𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬

“I thought if I numbed it, the past would stop clawing at me.”

“I still hear your goodbye every time I close my eyes.”

“Why didn’t you fight for me?”

“I know I messed up. I just don’t know how to fix it anymore.”

“I keep imagining what we could’ve been.”

“Tell me… was any of it real?”

“I shouldn’t have pushed you away. I know that now.”

“I didn’t lose you. I threw you away. And I hate myself for it.”

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐬, 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬

“Don’t look at me like that. I’ll say things I can’t take back.”

“If I kiss you right now… will you stop me?”

“I’m drunk, not stupid — I know you still care.”

“You’re the only person I want to see when I’m like this.”

“Sit with me. Please. I don’t want to be alone tonight.”

“Can you just… hold me? Just this once.”

“I shouldn’t tell you this, but gods, I miss you.”

“If I pass out, promise you won’t disappear.”

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫

“Ignore everything I said earlier. Or don’t. I don’t care anymore.”

“Yeah, I’m drunk. But that doesn’t make the truth less real.”

“I didn’t call anyone else. Just you.”

“I need you. And I hate that.”

“Can you come get me? I don’t trust myself alone.”

“If I show up on your doorstep, promise you won’t slam the door?”

“I miss your voice. Say something. Anything.”

“I know you’re angry… but I’m not hanging up until you talk to me.”

𝐒𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐞

“You don’t have to forgive me… just listen.”

“I can’t forget what I did. I just wish you’d tell me it didn’t ruin everything.”

“If I hurt you, I need to hear it from you. Not from my guilt.”

“Stay until morning. Let me face this with you.”

“I don’t know what I’m supposed to do without you anymore.”

“I’m sorry. Not the drunk kind… the real kind.”

“When I wake up tomorrow, I’ll still want you here.”

“If this is goodbye, let me remember how your voice sounds.”

[thunderousmemes]

𝐀𝐖𝐊𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 — 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

(nervous laughs, too-long pauses, and chemistry that keeps tripping over itself)

𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐖𝐊𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐑

“So… do we hug? Handshake? Wave? What are we doing here?”

“I’ve rehearsed this in my head about fifty times and it still sounds weird.”

“Okay, I’ll go first—what’s your most embarrassing hobby?”

“I swear I don’t usually talk this much when I’m nervous.”

“Please tell me I’m not the only one internally panicking right now.”

“Is it too early in the date to admit I almost bailed?”

𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐒—𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓

“I definitely just spilled water on myself. Please pretend you didn’t see that.”

“I think we walked into the wrong restaurant… but sitting down now feels like a commitment.”

“Did I really just call you by the wrong name? I swear I know your name.”

“Your chair is not supposed to make that noise, right?”

“Please tell me you also heard my stomach growl like a demon.”

“Okay, I swear I’m not usually this clumsy.”

𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐒, 𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐒 & 𝐁𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒

“You’re staring… is that a good thing or a bad thing?”

“Sorry—I keep forgetting how words work when I look at you.”

“Don’t laugh at me, I’m trying to flirt.”

“Wow, I did not expect you to look that good in person.”

“If I blush any harder, I might combust.”

“I swear I’m not shaking—my hands are just dramatic.”

  𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐊𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃

“If this date goes badly, we can always pretend we’re long-lost cousins and run.”

“Want to make this more interesting? First one to make the other laugh wins.”

“Let’s just agree we’re both weird and call it a bonding moment.”

“Okay, I dare you to ask me the most chaotic question you can think of.”

“If we survive tonight, I vote we get matching trauma bracelets.”

“Should we order dessert first and pretend we’re not adults?”

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓, 𝐒𝐇𝐘 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒

“I’m really glad you asked me out… even if I’m terrible at this.”

“You have a really warm smile. Sorry if that sounded creepy.”

“I’ve been excited about tonight all week.”

“You make me feel comfortable, even when I’m anxious.”

“I didn’t expect to like you this fast.”

“This already feels like something I don’t want to mess up.”

𝐓𝐇𝐄 ‘𝐎𝐇 𝐍𝐎… 𝐈 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔’ 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

“Oh no… you’re actually charming.”

“I came prepared to hate this. Why am I having fun?”

“If I’m smiling this much now, I’m terrified of the second date.”

“Stop being adorable, I’m trying to stay calm.”

“I didn’t plan on wanting to see you again.”

“This is supposed to be awkward, but somehow it isn’t.”

[cronchyrat]

Give me 6 characters and I’ll tell you who i would:

Push off a cliff

Kiss

Marry

Set on Fire

Wrap a Blanket around

Be Roommates with

[84xl]

Happy Bappy Ann!

A bit late but still the 12th here!

[thunderousmemes]

𝐀𝐖𝐊𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 — 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

(nervous laughs, too-long pauses, and chemistry that keeps tripping over itself)

𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐖𝐊𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐑

“So… do we hug? Handshake? Wave? What are we doing here?”

“I’ve rehearsed this in my head about fifty times and it still sounds weird.”

“Okay, I’ll go first—what’s your most embarrassing hobby?”

“I swear I don’t usually talk this much when I’m nervous.”

“Please tell me I’m not the only one internally panicking right now.”

“Is it too early in the date to admit I almost bailed?”

𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐒—𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓

“I definitely just spilled water on myself. Please pretend you didn’t see that.”

“I think we walked into the wrong restaurant… but sitting down now feels like a commitment.”

“Did I really just call you by the wrong name? I swear I know your name.”

“Your chair is not supposed to make that noise, right?”

“Please tell me you also heard my stomach growl like a demon.”

“Okay, I swear I’m not usually this clumsy.”

𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐒, 𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐒 & 𝐁𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒

“You’re staring… is that a good thing or a bad thing?”

“Sorry—I keep forgetting how words work when I look at you.”

“Don’t laugh at me, I’m trying to flirt.”

“Wow, I did not expect you to look that good in person.”

“If I blush any harder, I might combust.”

“I swear I’m not shaking—my hands are just dramatic.”

  𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐊𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃

“If this date goes badly, we can always pretend we’re long-lost cousins and run.”

“Want to make this more interesting? First one to make the other laugh wins.”

“Let’s just agree we’re both weird and call it a bonding moment.”

“Okay, I dare you to ask me the most chaotic question you can think of.”

“If we survive tonight, I vote we get matching trauma bracelets.”

“Should we order dessert first and pretend we’re not adults?”

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓, 𝐒𝐇𝐘 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒

“I’m really glad you asked me out… even if I’m terrible at this.”

“You have a really warm smile. Sorry if that sounded creepy.”

“I’ve been excited about tonight all week.”

“You make me feel comfortable, even when I’m anxious.”

“I didn’t expect to like you this fast.”

“This already feels like something I don’t want to mess up.”

𝐓𝐇𝐄 ‘𝐎𝐇 𝐍𝐎… 𝐈 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔’ 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

“Oh no… you’re actually charming.”

“I came prepared to hate this. Why am I having fun?”

“If I’m smiling this much now, I’m terrified of the second date.”

“Stop being adorable, I’m trying to stay calm.”

“I didn’t plan on wanting to see you again.”

“This is supposed to be awkward, but somehow it isn’t.”

[thunderousmemes]

𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐍 𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐒 & 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐍 – 𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

(slurred honesty, trembling hands, and the kind of truths that only spill when the world is blurry)

𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬

“I didn’t mean to call you… actually, no. I did. I just shouldn’t have.”

“Why does it hurt more when I’m sober? At least like this I can pretend.”

“I keep trying to forget you. But tonight? You’re all I remember.”

“I said I’d moved on. But look at me — I’m still falling apart.”

“Tell me you miss me too… just lie to me for one night.”

“If I start crying, don’t you dare walk away.”

“I tried to drink you out of my system. It didn’t work.”

“Please… just stay until the room stops spinning.”

𝐁𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐔𝐩 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞

“I shouldn’t be saying this, but you ruined me. Completely.”

“You were supposed to stay. Why didn’t you stay?”

“I wish I hated you. It would make this easier.”

“Don’t look at me like that — like I’m something to save.”

“I’m tired of pretending I’m fine. I’m not.”

“You don’t get to walk back into my life like nothing broke.”

“You’re the reason I drink, you know that?”

“I shouldn’t want you here… but I do.”

𝐋𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐫-𝐒𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐎𝐥𝐝 𝐖𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬

“I thought if I numbed it, the past would stop clawing at me.”

“I still hear your goodbye every time I close my eyes.”

“Why didn’t you fight for me?”

“I know I messed up. I just don’t know how to fix it anymore.”

“I keep imagining what we could’ve been.”

“Tell me… was any of it real?”

“I shouldn’t have pushed you away. I know that now.”

“I didn’t lose you. I threw you away. And I hate myself for it.”

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐬, 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬

“Don’t look at me like that. I’ll say things I can’t take back.”

“If I kiss you right now… will you stop me?”

“I’m drunk, not stupid — I know you still care.”

“You’re the only person I want to see when I’m like this.”

“Sit with me. Please. I don’t want to be alone tonight.”

“Can you just… hold me? Just this once.”

“I shouldn’t tell you this, but gods, I miss you.”

“If I pass out, promise you won’t disappear.”

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫

“Ignore everything I said earlier. Or don’t. I don’t care anymore.”

“Yeah, I’m drunk. But that doesn’t make the truth less real.”

“I didn’t call anyone else. Just you.”

“I need you. And I hate that.”

“Can you come get me? I don’t trust myself alone.”

“If I show up on your doorstep, promise you won’t slam the door?”

“I miss your voice. Say something. Anything.”

“I know you’re angry… but I’m not hanging up until you talk to me.”

𝐒𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐞

“You don’t have to forgive me… just listen.”

“I can’t forget what I did. I just wish you’d tell me it didn’t ruin everything.”

“If I hurt you, I need to hear it from you. Not from my guilt.”

“Stay until morning. Let me face this with you.”

“I don’t know what I’m supposed to do without you anymore.”

“I’m sorry. Not the drunk kind… the real kind.”

“When I wake up tomorrow, I’ll still want you here.”

“If this is goodbye, let me remember how your voice sounds.”

[peachsourced]

🍑 HOUSE OF A THOUSAND CORPSES SENTENCE STARTERS

“Mary fuckin' Moses. Get the fuck out of here.“

“She seemed like a nice girl, I mean in a psycho kind of way.”

"I swear I've aged five years since this trip started."

“I never in a million years would have believed it if I hadn't seen it.”

“I guess a couple more photos won't kill me.”

“Get ready for this... there's a Museum of Murder and Mayhem."

“Geez, he never gets tired does he."

"This one guy stops and I look in and he's got his thing out waving it around like a drunk monkey."

“I hate that word... sounds ugly, I don't like crumple either.”

“Oh wait! I love this song!”

“I don't know, I just thought it was interesting.“

“You didn't see the look she threw me. She's up to something.”

"These are all my dolls. I used to like to chop their heads off."

“Aw, you ain't seen nothing yet.”

“So, you live here alone... I mean with just your brother?"

“You sure do a lot of guessing.“

“I'm a pretty good dancer if you know what I mean.”

"You are a naughty little thing aren't ya."

“I hope to Christ she doesn't expect us to wear these things.”

“Don't be such a fucking smart ass.”

"I'm starving and I got a fucking killer headache."

“It's better you go home still dreaming about kitty cats and puppy dogs.”

“Hey, the kid wants to know. Enlighten him.”

“This is way too fucked up for words.”

"This isn't funny, it's twisted."

“I'd say at this point all we can do is just wait it out.”

“You gotta be kidding me. This chick is wasted.”

“You shouldn't a done that.”

"This bitch's got it coming."

“Don't look back, just get in the car.”

“I knew she was crazy from the second we picked her up.”

“Listen, you Malibu Barbie middle class piece of shit.”

"Our bodies come and go, but this blood is forever..."

“Now, I'm gonna remove my hand... you make a sound and I swear I'll slit you open and make you eat your own fucking intestines”

“Why? Why are you doing this?”

“I couldn't have asked for a better specimen”

"You, my dear worm feeder, are about to become immortalized."

“Well, let's go see if the nut that runs this place can help us.”

“Hey ass clown, how 'bout some answers.”

“They were poking around... asking stupid questions.”

"I hope you're right, but my guts telling me different."

“Yeah, well we like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit, you know what I mean?”

“Keep the change and get yourself a new name.”

“Now isn't she a happy little cherub...”

"I'm a gonna go 'round back and handle things like I always fucking do."

“You see it's all true, the boogieman is real and you found him...”

[freshlybrewedrp]

VARIOUS KESHA LYRICS

ALL LYRICS FROM THE ARTIST KESHA! (Feel free to adjust phrasing where needed!)

- “Maybe I need some rehab, or maybe just need some sleep.” - “I got a sick obsession, I’m seein’ it in my dreams.” - “I’m stayin’ up all night hopin’, hittin’ my head against the wall.” - “What you’ve got boy, is hard to find. I think about it all the time.” - “Your love is my drug.” - “Do I make your heart beat like an 808 drum?” - “Won’t listen to any advice, mama’s tellin’ me I should think twice.” - “I’m all strung out, my heart is fried.” - “I just can’t get you off my mind.” - “I like your beard.” - “I’m already rich.” - “This party sucks, I’m ‘bout to ditch.” - “Don't even try to give me shit. I’ve earned the right to be like this.” - “Oh, you say you love me? That’s funny. Well, so do I.” - “I’m just looking for a joyride.” - “I’m just looking for a good time tonight.” - “Rev my engine ‘til you make it purr.” - “Keep it kinky but I come first.” - “Beep beep, bitch, I’m outside.” - “Fell from Heaven, no, it didn’t hurt.” - “Keep your eyes on the road.” - “You want kids? Well I am mother.” - “Tonight, I’mma fight.” - “Ain’t got a care in the world, but got plenty of beer.” - “Ain’t got no money in my pocket, but I’m already here.” - “Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk.” - “It’s time to kill the lights.” - “We get in for free.” - “Now you’re one of us, you’re comin’ with me.” - “It’s time to lose your mind and let the crazy out.” - “Tonight, we’re takin’ names ‘cause we don’t mess around.” - “Tonight, we’re takin’ over.” - “It’s about damn time to live it up.” - “I’m so sick of being serious.” - “I’m making my brain delirious.” - “Got that glitter on my eyes, stockings ripped all up the side, looking sick and sexified, so let’s go.” 

[freshlybrewedrp]

CHAPPELL ROAN LYRIC SENTENCE STARTERS

ALL PROMPTS ARE FROM VARIOUS CHAPPELL ROAN SONGS! (Feel free to adjust phrasing where needed!)

 “We broke up on a Tuesday.” - “Ruined my credit, stole my cute aesthetic.” - “Who knew that we’d let it get this bad when it ended?” - “It’s comical, bridges you burn.” - “If karma’s real, I hope it’s your turn.” - “It’s hot when you have a meltdown.” - “People say I’m jealous.” - “My kink is karma.” - “No need to be hateful in your fake Gucci sweater.” - “You can say that we are nothin’, but you know the truth.” - “I don’t want to call it off, but you don’t wanna call it love.” - “You only wanna be the one that I call ‘baby.’” - “You can kiss a hundred boys in bars.” - “I’m cliché, who cares?”  - “And when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night with your head in your hands, you’re nothing more than his wife.” - “You know I hate to say, “I told you so.” - “I just need a little lovin’, I just need a little air.” - “She showed me things I didn’t know.” - “She did it right there out on the deck.” - “Put her canine teeth in the side of my neck.” - “So slow down, sit down, it’s new.” - “Fell in love with the thought of you.” - “Now I’m choked up, face down, burnt out.” - “You just told me, want me to fuck you - baby I will ‘cause I really want to.” - “On the stage in my heels, it’s where I belong.” - “I know you wanted me to stay.” - “You’re always on my mind.” - “God, what have you done?” - “There on the subway, I nearly had a breakdown.” - “A few weeks later, somebody wore your perfume/cologne. It almost killed me, I had to leave the room.” - “I see your shadow, I see it even with the lights off.” - “‘Til I can break routine during foreplay and trust myself that I won’t say your name.” - “When you need the job done, you can call me, baby.” - “‘Cause you ain’t got to tell me, it’s just in my nature.” - “So take it like a taker, ‘cause baby, I’m a giver.” - “Good luck find a man who has the means to rhinestone cowgirl all night long.”

[84xl]

Panther

I have a couple Ann arts I forgot to post here!

Also I consider this Daily Art 37 lol