I plead the fifth.

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please do me a favor and tag your mentions of fa//ther’s day today.

okay? okay.

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guess who forgot this blog existed

[andywarhoel]

What didn’t kill me gave me an immense amount of trauma

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coffeemode:

phantomturnabout:

coffeemode:

Damn

What about you?

1) do you ask that to everyone you meet? 2) why

No silly I’m asking you if you’re secure enough to feel good about your dick

today on this hellsite: essy is publicly asking someone if they feel good about their dick

[phantomturnabout-blog]

i hate the people in this class lol

[coffeemode-blog]

#this guy is?? broadcasting himself#while only wearing a towel#nothing else#im disgusted

1. that’s public indecency aint it 2. did you see anything good tho?

[phantomturnabout-blog]

lmao do you really think someone who has to dress like that to feel better about himself has anything to show off

[coffeemode-blog]

Damn

What about you?

[phantomturnabout-blog]

1) do you ask that to everyone you meet? 2) why

[phantomturnabout-blog]

i hate the people in this class lol

[coffeemode-blog]

#this guy is?? broadcasting himself#while only wearing a towel#nothing else#im disgusted

1. that’s public indecency aint it 2. did you see anything good tho?

[phantomturnabout-blog]

lmao do you really think someone who has to dress like that to feel better about himself has anything to show off

[phantomturnabout-blog]

i hate the people in this class lol

[waterandgold1991]

Instagram -

@waterandgold

✨🔥🇬🇧

[yourcoffeeguru]

Source:

[phantomturnabout-blog]

does anyone have tips to fall asleep that isn’t “knock myself out with a brick”

[coffeemode-blog]

stop drinking ~10 cups of coffee 😛

[phantomturnabout-blog]

no the coffee is not the reason im unable to sleep. the coffee is the reason i haven’t died on the spot two hours ago yet

i’m tired and i feel like shit because the caffeine is starting to wear off but i can’t lie down long enough to actually fall asleep

[coffeemode-blog]

If you can’t relax now that the caffein’s gone or something why don’t you just masturbate then 🤗

[phantomturnabout-blog]

i

what

no

[guiltygirl]

it’s mental health awareness month and boy let me tell ya, i’m more aware of my terrible mental health than ever

[phantomturnabout-blog]

does anyone have tips to fall asleep that isn’t “knock myself out with a brick”

[coffeemode-blog]

stop drinking ~10 cups of coffee 😛

[phantomturnabout-blog]

no the coffee is not the reason im unable to sleep. the coffee is the reason i haven’t died on the spot two hours ago yet

i’m tired and i feel like shit because the caffeine is starting to wear off but i can’t lie down long enough to actually fall asleep

[phantomturnabout-blog]

does anyone have tips to fall asleep that isn't "knock myself out with a brick"

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sleightpunk

  there’s this blog in my recommended...

the bigger question here is where the shrimps at

probably in the sea. or on your dinner plate

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there’s this blog in my recommended called ‘wheremyshrimps’ and every time i try to go on there to look at what the fuck it is it redirects me to a video of a shrimp swimming and i’m starting to get confused

[phantomturnabout-blog]

who the fuck

i think i passed out or something but someone was holding a cup of coffee under my fucking nose trying to bloody wake me up