WINGED THIEF

[phantomwinged]

this is a single muse rp blog featuring criminal — rogue — aasimar — RAGNAR, an 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 from the award-winning video game by larian 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐔𝐑'𝐒 𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐈𝐈𝐈 ( forgotten realms ) . took flight in april 2025 .

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The Last Kingdom - S5

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[mistfallenmemes]

𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝙰𝚃𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝙾𝙿𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙸𝙰

"I heard you calling on the megaphone."

"You wanna see me all alone."

"Legend has it, you are quite the pyro."

"You light the match to watch it blow."

"And if you'd never come for me I might've drowned in the melancholy."

"I swore my loyalty to me, myself, and I right before you lit my sky up."

"All that time I sat alone in my tower."

"You were just honing your powers."

"Now I can see it all."

"Late one night you dug me out of my grave."

"Keep it one hundred on the land, thе sea, the sky."

"Pledge allegiance to your hands, your team, your vibes."

"Don't care where the hell you've been."

"'Cause now, you're mine."

"Don't care where the hell you've been, 'cause now you're mine."

"It's 'bout to be the sleepless night you've been dreaming of."

"You might also like Elizabeth Taylor."

"(I'm/You're) the eldest daughter of a nobleman."

"Ophelia lived in fantasy."

"Love was a cold bed full of scorpions."

"The venom stole her sanity."

"And if you'd never come for me,I might've lingered in purgatory."

"You wrap around me like a chain, a crown, a vine."

"You're pulling me into the fire."

"'Tis locked inside my memory and only you possess the key."

"I'm no longer drowning and deceived."

"You saved my heart from the fate of Ophelia."

𝙴𝙻𝙸𝚉𝙰𝙱𝙴𝚃𝙷 𝚃𝙰𝚈𝙻𝙾𝚁

"Do you think it's forever?"

"That view of Portofino was on my mind when you called me at the Plaza Athénée."

"Oftentimes it doesn't feel so glamorous to be me."

"All the right guys promised they'd stay."

"Under bright lights, they withered away, but you bloom."

"And I think you know why."

"And I think you know why, and if your letters ever said, 'goodbye'."

"I'd cry my eyes violet, Elizabeth Taylor."

"Tell me for real, do you think it's forever?"

"Been number one, but I never had two."

"Be my New York when Hollywood hates me."

"You're only as hot as your last hit, baby."

"I can't have fun if I can't have you."

"What could you possibly get for the girl who has everything and nothing all at once?"

"Babe, I would trade the Cartier for someone to trust."

"We hit the best booth at Musso and Frank's."

"They say I'm bad news, I just say, 'thanks'."

"And you look at me like you're hypnotized."

"And if you ever leave me high and dry."

"All my white diamonds and lovers are forever."

"In the papers, on the screen, and in their minds."

"All my white diamonds and lovers are forever. In the papers, on the screen, and in their minds."

"Don't you ever end up anything but mine."

𝙾𝙿𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚃𝙴

"I had a bad habit of missing lovers past

"My brother used to call it, 'eating out of the trash'

"It's never gonna last

"I thought my house was haunted."

"I used to live with ghosts."

"And all the perfect couples said, 'when you know, you know' and, 'when you don't, you don't'."

"All of the foes, and all of the friends."

"They've seen it before, they'll see it again."

"Life is a song, it ends when it ends."

"I was wrong but my mama told me."

"You couldn't understand it, why you felt alone."

"You were in it for real, she was in her phone."

"And you were just a pose, and don't we try to love love?"

"We give it all we got."

"You finally left the table, and what a simple thought."

"You're starving 'til you're not."

"They've messed up before, they'll mess up again."

"You move on."

"This is just a storm inside a teacup."

"Shelter here with me, my love."

"Thunder like a drum, this life will beat you up."

"This is just a temporary speed bump."

"But failure brings you freedom."

"I can bring you love."

"Don't you sweat it, baby."

"It's alright."

"You were dancing through the lightning strikes."

"My Lord Never made no one like you before."

𝙵𝙰𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝙵𝙸𝙶𝚄𝚁𝙴

"When I found you, you were young, wayward, lost in the cold."

"Pulled up to you in the Jag', turned your rags into gold."

"The winding road leads to the chateau."

"You remind me of a younger me."

"I saw potential."

"I pay the check before it kisses the mahogany grain."

"They wanna see you rise, they don't want you to reign."

"I showed you all the tricks of the trade."

"All I asked for is your loyalty, my dear protégé."

"Leave it with me I protect the family."

"I saw a change in you."

"They don't make loyalty like they used to."

"Your thoughtless ambition sparked the ignition."

"Your thoughtless ambition sparked the ignition on foolish decisions which led to misguided visions, that to fulfill your dreams, you had to get rid of me."

"I was your father figure."

"We drank that brown liquor."

"You made a deal with this devil, turns out my dick's bigger."

"You want a fight, you found it."

"I got the place surrounded."

"You'll be sleeping with the fishes before you know you're drownin'."

"Whose portrait's on the mantel?"

"Who covered up your scandals?"

"Mistake my kindness for weakness and find your card cancelled."

"You pulled the wrong trigger."

"This empire belongs to me."

"You know, you remind me of a younger me. I saw potential."

𝙴𝙻𝙳𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝙳𝙰𝚄𝙶𝙷𝚃𝙴𝚁

"Everybody's so punk on the internet."

"Everyone's unbothered 'til they're not."

"Every joke's just trolling and memes."

"Sad as it seems, apathy is hot."

"Everybody's cutthroat in the comments."

"Every single hot take is cold as ice."

"When you found me, I said I was busy. That was a lie."

"I have been afflicted by a terminal uniqueness."

"I've been dying just from trying to seem cool."

"You know, thе last time I laughed this hard was on the trampoline in somebody's backyard."

"I must've been about eight or nine."

"That was the night I fell off and broke my arm."

"Pretty soon, I learned cautious discretion."

"When your first crush crushes something kind."

"When I said I don't believe in marriage. That was a lie."

"Every eldest daughter was the first lamb to the slaughter."

"So we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire."

"Things I said were dumb 'cause I thought that I'd never find that beautiful, beautiful life."

"Like when we were young."

"Every youngest child felt they were raised up in the wild."

"But now you're home."

"I'm never gonna let you down."

"I'm never gonna leave you out."

"I'm never gonna leave you now."

𝚁𝚄𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿

"It's glistening grass from September rain."

"Watching the game from your brother's Jeep."

"And it was not an invitation, but I should've kissed you anyway."

"And it was not convenient, no. But your girlfriend was away, and I should've kissed you anyway."

"Shiny wood floors underneath my feet Disco ball makes everything look cheap."

"Have fun."

"Wilted corsage dangles from my wrist over his shouldеr."

"I catch a glimpse and see you lookin' at me."

"But as the 50 Cеnt song played, I should've kissed you anyway."

"Would've been the best mistake. Should've kissed you anyway."

"Don't make it awkward in second period."

"Might piss your ex off, lately we've been good."

"Staying friends is safe, doesn't mean you should."

"When I left school, I lost track of you."

"Abigail called me with the bad news."

"Goodbye, and we'll never know why."

"It was not an invitation, but I flew home anyway."

"With so much left to say It was not convenient, no."

"I whispered at the grave."

"Should've kissed you anyway."

"My advice is to always ruin the friendship. Better that than regret it for all time."

"My advice is to always answer the question. Better that than to ask it all your life."

𝙰𝙲𝚃𝚄𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝚁𝙾𝙼𝙰𝙽𝚃𝙸𝙲

"I heard you call me 'Boring Barbie' when the coke's got you brave."

"You high-fived my ex and then you said you're glad he ghosted me."

"Wrote me a song sayin' it makes you sick to see my face."

"Some people might be offended, but it's actually sweet."

"All the time you've spent on me, it's honestly wild."

"All the effort you've put in, it's actually romantic."

"I really gotta hand it to you."

"No man has ever loved me like you do."

"Hadn't thought of you in a long time, but you keep sending me funny valentines."

"And I know you think it comes off vicious, but it's precious, adorable. Like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse."

"That's how much it hurts."

"How many times has your boyfriend said 'Why are we always talkin' 'bout her?'"

"You think I'm tacky? Baby, stop talking dirty to me."

"It sounded nasty, but it feels like you're flirting with me."

"I mind my business, God's my witness that I don't provoke it."

"It's kind of making me wet."

𝚆𝙸$𝙷 𝙻𝙸$𝚃

"They want that yacht life, under chopper blades."

"They want those bright lights and Balenci' shades, and a fat ass with a baby face."

"They want it all."

"They want that complex female character."

"They should have what they want."

"They deserve what they want."

"I hope they get what they want."

"I just want you."

"Have a couple kids, got the whole block lookin' like you."

"We tell the world to leave us thе fuck alone, and they do, wow."

"Got me drеamin' 'bout a driveway with a basketball hoop."

"Boss up, settle down, got a wish list. I just want you."

"They want that freedom, living off the grid."

"They want those three dogs that they call their kids, and that good surf, no hypocrites."

"They want a contract with Real Madrid."

"They want that spring break that was fuckin' lit, and then that video taken off the internet."

"I made wishes on all of the stars."

"Please, God, bring me a best friend who I think is hot."

"I thought I had it right, once, twice, but I did not."

"You caught me off my guard."

"I hope I get what I want."

𝚆𝙾𝙾𝙳

"Daisy's bare naked, I was distraught. He loves me not, he loves me not."

"Penny's unlucky, I took him back, and then stepped on a crack, and the black cat laughed."

"I'll admit, I've been a little superstitious."

"Got my fingers crossed until you put your hand on mine."

"Seems to be that you and me, we make our own luck."

"A bad sign is all good I ain't gotta knock on wood."

"All of that bitchin', wishing on a falling star, never did me any good."

"I ain't got to knock on wood."

"It's you and me forever dancing in the dark."

"Girls, I don't need to catch the bouquet to know a hard rock is on the way."

"The curse on me was broken by your magic wand."

"It's understood I ain't got to knock on wood."

"Forgive me, it sounds cocky."

"It ain't hard to see His love was the key that opened my thighs."

𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴𝙳!

"You thought that it would be okay, at first."

"The situation could be saved, of course."

"But they'd already picked out your grave and hearse."

"Beware the wrath of masked crusaders."

"Did you girlboss too close to the sun?"

"Did they catch you having far too much fun?"

"Come with me, when they see us, they'll run."

"Something wicked this way comes."

"Good thing I like my friends cancelled."

"I like 'em cloaked in Gucci and in scandal."

"I like my whiskey sour."

"Welcome to my underworld."

"Welcome to my underworld where it gets quite dark."

"At least you know exactly who your friends are."

"You know exactly who your friends are; they're the ones with matching scars."

"They're the ones with matching scars."

"It's easy to love you when you're popular."

"The optics click, everyone prospers."

"But one single drop, you're off the roster."

"Tone-deaf and hot, let's fuckin' off her"

"Did you make a joke only a man could?"

"Were you just too smug for your own good?"

"Did you bring a tiny violin to a knife fight?

"Baby, that all ends tonight."

They stood by me before my exoneration."

"They believed I was innocent."

"So I'm not here for judgment."

"But if you can't be good, then just be better at it."

"Everyone's got bodies in the attic."

"Everyone's got bodies in the attic, or took somebody's man."

"We'll take you by the hand and soon you'll learn the art of never getting caught."

"You know who we are, we're the ones with matching scars."

𝙷𝙾𝙽𝙴𝚈

"You can call me 'Honey' if you want."

Because I'm the one you want."

"When anyone called me 'sweetheart' It was passive-aggressive."

"And the bitch was tellin' me to back off."

"'Cause her man had looked at me wrong."

"If anyone called me 'Honey' It was standin' in the bathroom, white teeth."

"They were sayin' that skirt don't fit me."

"And I cried the whole way home

"But you touched my face."

"You can call me 'Honey' if you want because I'm the one you want."

"Gave it a different meaning 'cause you mean it when you talk."

"Honey, I'm home, we could play house."

"We can bed down, pick me up."

"Who's the baddest in the land?"

"What's the plan?"

"You could be my forever night stand Honey."

"When anyone called me 'sweetheart' It was passive-aggressive at the bar."

"Sweetie, it's yours, kicking in doors, take it to the floor, give me more."

"Buy the paint in the color of your eyes."

"Buy the paint in the color of your eyes and graffiti my whole damn life."

"When anyone called me late night, he was screwin' around with my mind."

"What are you wearin'?"

"Too high to remember in the morning."

"And when anyone called me 'lovely' they were findin' ways not to praise me."

"And when anyone called me 'lovely' they were findin' ways not to praise me, but you say it like you're in awe of me."

"And you stay until the morning, honey."

"But you can call me 'Honey' if you want."

𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙸𝙵𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝙰 𝚂𝙷𝙾𝚆𝙶𝙸𝚁𝙻

"They made their money being pretty and witty."

"They gave her the keys to this city."

"They said she didn't do it legitly."

"I bought a ticket."

"She's dancing in her garters and fishnets."

"Fifty in the cast, zero missteps."

"Looking back, I guess it was kismet."

"I waited by the stage door."

"Packed in with the autograph hounds barking her name."

"Glowing like the end of a cigarette."

"Wow, she came out."

"You're living my drеam."

"Hеy, thank you for the lovely bouquet."

"You're sweeter than a peach."

"The more you play, the more that you pay."

"You're softer than a kitten."

"You don't know the life of a showgirl."

"She was a menace; the baby of the family."

"Her father whored around like all men did."

"Her mother took pills and played tennis."

"I'd sell my soul to have a taste of a magnificent life that's all mine."

"But that's not what showgirls get."

"They leave us for dead."

"I took her pearls of wisdom, hung them from my neck."

"I paid my dues with every bruise."

"I knew what to expect."

"Do you wanna take a skate on the ice inside my veins?"

"They ripped me off like false lashes and then threw me away."

"And all the headshots on the walls of the dance hall are of the bitches who wish I'd hurry up and die."

"But I'm immortal now, baby dolls."

"I couldn't if I tried."

"Thank you for an unforgettable night."

"We will see you next time."

"Give it up for the band and the dancers."

"That's our show."

"We love you so much."

"Goodnight."

[aneurins-barnard]

ARNAS FEDARAVICIUS as SIHTRIC KJARTANSSON THE LAST KINDOM 2015-2023

[felledbymortals]

Willa wanted to argue that his fate would be better left in someone else’s more competent hands, but she feared aside from Karma- nobody would take it as seriously as she would. She trusted Karma. But the idea of taking care of him herself did make her feel a bit better, skills aside. “Right. Well, I would much prefer your blood stay right where it’s supposed to be, thank you.” Willa smirked. “Please try not to bleed out anytime soon.” The idea of him being hurt left a new feeling of dread in her chest.

He had very quickly become someone she cared deeply about. They were in this insanity together and she was somewhat grateful for it, it brought him into her life. “And then I will be there to write the great ballad of Ragnar.” Willa teased. She was glad she could give him even a little bit of hope. He’d set out a future for her, one that would have to include him painting her shop so that was a start. They had sweets to make and colors to argue over.

Willa’s eyes fluttered softly. She held her breath underneath that stare. Her cheeks were dusted with pink and her pupils made her eyes appear even darker. The flustered state didn’t stop the smile tugging at her lips however. Oh the way he grabbed her jaw nearly had the bard melting and it elicited a content hum from her lips. Eyes met his and she met him half into the kiss. Like she couldn’t stop herself. She only parted from the kiss because of that pesky necessity known as air but she kept her forehead rested against his. “Like that is good.” Willa smiled.

[phantomwinged]

The kiss was captivating. Pulling him in like being swept up into a storm high in the sky, twisting and spinning. He couldn’t tell which way was up only that he didn’t want to let go. Gloved hand still placed on her jaw, he hadn't even noticed that his thumb naturally was tracing over her jaw. He didn't want their lips to part, even as he unintentionally followed her lips as she pulled away so lost in the kiss he barely noticed when she needed air. Or when he himself finally drew a slow breath. Sea green eyes met hers with a softness that might've been unfamiliar.

As she smiled, he breathed in slowly and smirked back softly. Wide pupils of his own met hers before his eyes flicked back to her lips, lingering there for a beat longer than he realized. Her smile. ❝In that ballad of yers, don't forget to mention that 'm a bloody good kisser.❞ He teased, obviously.

Forehead rested against hers as he closed his eyes momentarily, savoring the quiet heat between them. Pulling back just enough to look fully into her eyes, he didn’t remove his gloved hand from her chin, letting his thumb brush lightly along her cheek. ❝ — and don’t forgot to leave out the part where I did it more than once . . .❞ He smirked before it softly faded, letting his gaze linger on hers as he invited himself into her lips once more.

[thenameswintergifs]

SIHTRIC KJARTANSSON + hairstyle

ARNAS FEDARAVIČIUS as SIHTRIC KJARTANSSON ↳ THE LAST KINGDOM (2015 - 2022), season 2 - 5 ↳ THE LAST KINGDOM: SEVEN KINGS MUST DIE (2023), dir. EDWARD BAZALGETTE

[bornofthedawn]

her cheeks flushed at his joke, though aurora knew it was only a joke. the princess knew he wasn't being funny when he swore he wouldn't tell a soul — and that included karma. aurora sighed softly. " it's not like that, and i'm not going to leave you outside in the cold. " she murmured. she had nothing to hide from ragnar inside the abandoned cottage; she just didn't want others to know where it was.

taking him there made that null and void so she certainly wasn't mean enough to leave him outside like a stray. not that aurora would even leave a stray outside. " come on, i'll show you where it is — and if you want, you can go whenever. " the princess offered, moving past the thief to lead him into the dark of the woods; a haunting visual, but aurora was unafraid. even at night, to the light of the moon, she knew these woods. it was her forest, her sanctuary. her peace.

" — it's an abandoned cottage. i think it used to belong to a woodcutter. " aurora began to tell him, " i just . . . it sounds terrible, but i don't want karma to know because even she's overprotective. " the blonde sighed. karma was her best friend, truly so, and that was saying something considering it was hard to have a real friend as the crown princess without somebody wanting something from you. the problem was, now that she was so close to karma, the redhead was nearly as protective as her parents had hired her to be. though at least, the bodyguard also helped aurora in her . . . . adventures.

[phantomwinged]

ragnar’s sea green eyes flicked around the leafless trees, scanning shadows that would’ve sent most people running. but, when they settled back on her, he found himself raising an eyebrow.

❝how the hell did ye find this place?❞ he muttered, a hint of genuine surprise in his voice. most of the nobles he’d met would’ve been trembling or insisting on sending someone out here to check. yet here she was, calm as if she knew this place like the back of her hands.

he shifted to walk directly beside her, almost without realizing it, as he kept his pace with her steps. ❝don’t get me wrong, i’m impressed, princess. most folk’d’ve run at the first creak o’ a branch.❞ his grin softened.

his gaze flicked to her again, more thoughtful now. ❝i’m not one o’ yer little soldiers, an’ i don’t report t’karma.❞ he let the words hang, a silent promise that he wasn’t here to pry or betray her. everyone needed a place to breathe. even a princess.

he shook his head slightly, a wry smirk tugging at his lips. ❝say, how did you find this place?❞

[petalsprompts]

"On Another's Sorrow", by William Blake, 1789

[felledbymortals]

Willa knew what she deserved. Willa knew what she wanted. What she deserved was someone that appreciated the things that made her her, and someone that looked at her like she hung the stars in the sky. She wanted someone who made her laugh, who made her blush and had a beautiful smile. All of that was wrapped up in the person beside her. “I have all the faith in the world that you do.” The bard smiled. The way he spoke made her chuckle. “Wanderin’ around the same city as you apparently.” She took the glass. “Cheers to… us. And deciding our happy endings.”

[phantomwinged]

After Willa took the glass, he stared at her in awe. To us. How did a bottom of the barrel guy like him get the chance to look at, and be looked at, like the way the beautiful bard before him was doing? It made him forget all about the trial. She had this thing about her. Where she could just make the entire world disappear. Although, he wouldn't forget the fact his friends were literally in hell. The corner of his mouth twitch as he moves his glass to clink against hers. ❝To us.❞ Ragnar cheers, taking a sip of his drink. He nods with content after sipping the glasses content. It was better than he'd expected. ❝So, tell me then. We've 'ad a chat about our dreams. But really, what does yer 'appy endin' look like?❞

[shesdaylight]

rapunzel smiled, more genuine this time. real and soft and sweet, and she poked his arm playfully. "i think that means you're a good guy, ragnar."

[phantomwinged]

ragnar's face scrunched, before softening, when realizing she wasn't joking with him. he paused to craft his response. ❝don't go telling people that, alright? i got a reputation to uphold.❞ he jokes, clearing his throat afterwards.

[viking-chaos]

ARNAS FEDARAVICIUS as SIHTRIC KJARTANSSON THE LAST KINDOM Seven Kings Must Die

[daniellecamp]

MICHELLE RANDOLPH via Instagram

[mournfulroses]

Mark Strand, from The Complete & Collected Poems of Mark Strand; "Moontan,"

[felledbymortals]

Willa found great comfort in feeling his hand laced with hers, she gave his a gentle squeeze and smiled softly at him. How could she not smile? He was smiling: it was faint but it was real and it was his. “Are you going to be the one who does?” She smirked. His tone was endearing and it made her laugh softly. She had nearly forgotten where they were and what they had been doing; Willa had been happily lost in the sea green. "Guess that means we owe ourselves a picnic later." She said, "but for now.." She reached for her instrument, playing a small chord - enough for a small performance of creation. Between the two of them appeared two glasses of honeyed wine. “Tada.” Willa smiled.

[phantomwinged]

would he be the one who deserves her? ragnar would sure as hell try—more than halsin ever could say. he might’ve never had a stable place to call home, but he had friends who pulled the better parts of him out. ragnar wasn’t perfect, but he knew he could be good for her. ❝if i'm not, 'll sure as hell learn to be.❞ ragnar said softly. his eyes dragged to her instrument, then ragnar looked down at the two glasses of honeyed wine she'd created. ❝fuckin' hell.❞ ragnar stated with admiration, picking up the glasses. one in his hand as another is handed her way. ❝where have you been all my life . . . now, we got to cheers. what would ya like to cheers ta?❞

[iceteaalcaholic]

toothless doodle! :3

[rockytheeridian]

Start Here – Caitlyn Siehl