what

yes hi hello im jill and im 21 and also canada. I like lots of stuff. sorry about the mess..okay then bye.

[hotvampireadjacent]

"Harry, are you a communist?" asked Hermione in a quiet voice. I could tell she was scared, probably of losing her private property.

[lmaonade]

this is so damn funny

[chiakinanami-deactivated2018122]

"we the jury find the defendant not valid”

[unrar]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[weloveshortvideos]

[sultryseraphim]

they’re here to save rock n roll

[salopress-deactivated20230907]

Break often - not like porcelain, but like waves.

survival kit, Scherezade Siobhan (via malpines)

[90sto2000s]

[pyropotter]

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

[paigecorrina-blog]

Did Ernest Hemingway write this post

[reburnt-deactivated20161210]

[thecalminyourstorm]

[shellyjohnson]

realizing you’re nobody’s best friend or favourite person is actually so sad

[thinking2-deactivated20171229]

these two houses that share a backyard but you have to drive almost 20 minutes to get from one to the other is why i hate florida

[actionables]

I’m always a slut for kindness and basic human decency

[plankhandles]

Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”

[tetons-atomiques-deactivated201]

[angelicgarnet-moved]

i cannae believe u don like the salt and the vinegar combined onto a small, crispy potato slice. how could u do this. my heart shatters into a thousand pieces. i trusted u

l i steN, buddy , i love potato slices and i love salt ,,,, but vinegar is a sin (sinegar) and should not be near anything that a human being is going to consume 

[yousyouk]

u disrespect me and disrespect my e n t IRE culture. i chug and entire vinegar bottle every morning just to keep my passport