Tell Me I'm Good

Deeply bizarre and anti-man.

[aomitois]

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[dailycatsblog]

[irishmansdaughter]

https://pin.it/16yR3K1U1

[senatortedcruz]

I looked at that female totalitarianism blog and it's a man 😭 self-described misandrist and female supremacist.... it gives off fetish vibes to me. also he's racist so maybe that's why he's mad about celebrating Kirk's death

Conservatives still going at it on tumblr in the big 2026 are so funny to me man. There’s gotta be absolutely max 500 of them on this dying platform for lib 30 something woman bloggers. Who is this nonsense even for.

[senatortedcruz]

If you ever feel sad just remember this: Charlie Kirk got shot through the neck and died on camera lmao

[senatortedcruz]

“Female supremacist” mad that someone is clapping and cheering that a disgusting misogynist pig got shot through the neck and died OK!

[senatortedcruz]

Ooooh bitch you have no idea how sat I am for the social network 2!!

[senatortedcruz]

I’m 8 years old and this is fucking hilarious to me omggggg

[senatortedcruz]

Very annoying when remote colleagues I’ve never spoken to a day in my life address me by a shorted version of my full name. My name is in my signature. I’m not your buddy I’m not your guy

[oreganoid]

[freeze frame] You aren't wondering anything [unfreezes frame]

[segamascott]

[cruzfucker]

Not the dynamic in two weeks when it tastes like a spam email and an oil change and i’m still suckin

[fapper]

Really

[senatortedcruz]

Experiencing a cortisol spike that tells me I should drop my plans for the weekend and book massage and yoga class

[glitterypopcorn]

that? oh thats the mysterious bruise i got thursday , #mybruise

[the-big-mood]

[cheercaptain]

i love reading my own blog… its like a window into a version of tumblr with no bad posts, because i never have made a bad post in my life and my blog is perfect

[baladevii]

See how fast this year passed? You better stop playing with your life.

[80sdracula-deactivated20260101]