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@phildanphannie123
i am conquering the public transport - 🐸
Frog Vs The Bus who will win
FROG WILL WIN, TODAY I WILL BE 20 MINUTES EARLY TO WORK AND BRING BANANA BREAD AND EVERYONE WILL LOVE ME D:<<<
me, when i see a good bread: dan would've hated it 😔
- 🐸
He’s just jealous
just because he can't bake bread, doesn't mean others can't smh
phannies, in 20 years, waiting for the devan wedding:
almost upset they managed to make dan's ugly tree creation look nice i wanted to bully them so bad but they pulled through :/
babe wake up im traumatising cole with abo origins in no babies - 🐸
You are a wealth of knowledge nobody needs in their brain
Dan and Phil, Japan, yahoo answers, and supernatural: the saga in summary
Thank u frog @phildanphannie123 for this masterpiece and shoutout @herequeer-fullofexistentialfear for being my partner in this crime
please, derek wouldn't send the "dan sleeps around" ask to herself. she'd send it to other people, like allie. or she'd make it its own post with a reblog saying "this was a joke, i did not expect it to get notes" and start freaking out - 🐸
Hey you seem to know way too much about my rumour starting habits frog 👀
im vibrating with the need of chaos ,j̸͚̞͇̔̈́̊͋͜͠o̴̯̗͍͋i̴̫̫͉̎̔͠n̸̖̙̞̾̓͝ͅ ̴̨͇͇̣͊͆͆̓̚͜m̵͚̫̾͊̈̏̕é̴̛͕̜̼ ̶̧̤̜̮̇̑̇͠ͅi̸̤̪̘̘̅n̶̛̞̾̎́̚ ̴̡̡̘͓̰̃̑c̴̢̛͔͖̞̪͇̖̥̰̜̩͔͙̞͕̥̹̒̓́͋̋̀̚ͅͅḣ̵͖͍̳̝̘̦̯̜͍̜̲̪̥̳͚̝̦̖̟̜͂̆̍͊͑͒̀̂̅͆̿̓͆́̍̆͘̕͝ã̵̡̡̛̜̮̣̝͍̩̳̭̩̹̖̫̯̩̦̬͚̼̣͒o̴̠͛̾́̓̒͆͜ŝ̸̢̧̨͈̮̗͍̪̯͖̼̹͚͎̦̘̱̱̙̉ - 🐸
Christ alive what have you planned
not certain, all i know is that my soul demands chaos
While it is true Dan and Phil are soulmates, the science is clear: they've also chosen each other.
Stop telling me to shut up. I know the facts. And the fact is the universe put them together but:
They love each other with intention. They love each other on purpose.
With roughly a week until the release of @danielhowell ‘s book, let me introduce you to:
The (un)Official You Will Get Through This Night Drinking Game!
The rules are simple. Read the book and take a sip or a shot every time something on the list happens. Feel free to play with the non-alcoholic beverage of your choosing if you’re underage or just don’t feel like getting alcohol poisoning. (Or just use this like a bingo card. I’m not the boss of you)
Special thanks to @deadandphilgames for the idea, and to the little babies group chat and all the anons who submitted these. Cheers!
Take a sip if:
•Advice you already knew
•You find a typo
•A joke makes you cringe
•Dan mentions that he’s gay
•You cry
•You black out and skip a whole page
•You learn something about Dan you wish you hadn’t
•Dan makes a self deprecating joke (make it a shot if the joke is in the middle of a paragraph about self love)
•Existential Crisis mention
•Sex joke (make it a shot if it’s way too personal or specific)
•Veganism mention
•Exercise mention (bonus sip if he makes a joke about how he doesn’t do it, but you should)
• “Black clothes like my soul” or similar 2016 humour
•He uses a word you have to google to understand
•He tells a story we’ve already heard
•Advice that reeks of privilege
•Something something “curate your social media experience”
•Mentions the importance of good communication (🔪)
•Every time you spot an “Easter egg” or a reference to something
Take a shot if:
•Phil mention (make it a double if Dan gives him some new descriptor to avoid being Too Loud) (make it a triple if he mentions Phil in the acknowledgements) (just chug the bottle if he actually says something Too Loud)
•A joke makes you laugh
•Family coming out story
•Subtle drag at invasive fans
•Gaming channel mention
•He drags his grandma again
•There’s a whole section on sex and pleasure and dopamine and it’s super uncomfortable
•Subtle shade at other youtubers or celebs
•Religion mention
•CoMmItMeNt IsSuEs
•Death joke
•Says something mildly problematic or offensive
•A little bit of plagiarism. As a treat
•Literally any dating or breakup story (make it a double if it happened within the last decade)
•Danisnotonfire joke
irl is getting real brave with these prices all things considered jsjdjdjdjd ok to be fair they do have to pay the artist
Between paying the artist, the exchange rate, and the $22 shipping.... irl might as well mug me in a back alley if they want me to drop that kind of cash
So what are we supposed to do know? Wait? I just can’t go on living like this
Personally I am going to eat a subway sandwich and if the video isn’t up by the time I’m done I guess I’ll just cry because I’m out of ideas
That’s it I’m crying
don't cry, craft
AmazingPhil can see through your bullshit.. he Knows
Amazingphil can suck my ass me and the homies all hate amazingphil 😠
don't drag us into this
Dan's book leaked... And ew it really is a leak... the pages are covered in slick
That’s it I’m deleting
At first I thought frog was accusing you of cumming in their ear. Cummy ear is stuck in my head. Earworm? No. Earcum
No cum ears in this house. Big drama ear infection. Little Ear Hurty Babies
i cant believe anon made me read this with my own two eyes
my right ear hurts, how do you plead 🔫 - 🐸
Hey, I’m the queen of fucked up left ear, not right. This is a u problem
egg will burn down her kitchen at midnight but wont send pics of her girls?? i see how it is 😤 - 🐸
If I am denied girl pics for one moment longer I will simply show up in her yard and see them myself