I like your face

...just needed somewhere to keep all the things I like. Here is as good as any. I'll start with your face. May I have it, please?

[spextkrr]

aw

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[loreleywrites]

no longer looking for hookups. now looking for women to go to the aquarium and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies" with me

[russsiawave]

[postilionstruckbylightning]

I don’t like how you put these two photos together, as if to imply that the dumplings with the paw print have anything to do with this sweet, innocent angel who has never done anything wrong.

[diphowell]

how i think dan should show up to the high school reunion house party

[marlodramatic]

i am going to FUCKING KILL MYSELF

[pseudophan]

if dan and phil were real do you think they'd still be gay

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[bluebirdlester]

i love how dan and phil are constantly like "we fuck. we love to fuck each other. we do this all of the time. sucking dick and eating ass and anal sex are so fun!" but even a VAGUE implication of them kissing is WAYYYY too scandalous for us to hear about so far. they've only allowed the slightest implication of cuddles, kissing is like phan 4th base

[bluebirdlester]

HL episode 30:

d: kiss your they-friend and it’s not gay

p: no! unless you want it to be!

d: yeah we do that all the time, not in a gay way

p: with each other? eugh

we did it everyone. dan and phil do kiss they’re just not gay about it

[bingutop]

You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?

Reblog with who you get stuck with~

[algae122]

my fuckin cat

[drudg30n]

THE SUN

[ineedbettershittodo]

a turtleduck

[theultimatenerd0fficial]

Jim and Nomura… and Enrique… in the dark lands 💔 fahhhhh

[frooglet]

MY WIFE :DDDD and also jax and also angeldust

Honestly peakness ngl

[duality-the-chaos-god]

Luz and Amity from toh

Honestly?

Pretty cool

[evil-baker-and-storyteller]

Luigi Mangione 🤤

[babylon-butterfly]

Elder faerieeeee

[ririwithrice]

MR BURNS IN A MARILYN MONROE DRESS god damn 😍

[breadteleporter-offical]

my axolotl

[isaacmustdie-1525]

Dan and Phil. This is very funny considering that dream Phil had about being stuck in an elevator

[definitelyfrankiero]

All of the dead poets society

[elliotsaqueenfan]

My dad and siblings 😭

[cutestpuppyeverr]

Ritsu kageyama, I’m walking out of there with four of my limbs signed bro I am NOT missing out on an opportunity like that

[he7tiangle]

v1 ultrakill. im going to fucking die

[evilfloortile]

If we going with my tablet it’s Wagyu objectified which if you touch him once you get assimilated ok

If we going with my phone it’s 2 of my ocs both which are extremely deadly and probably would want to kill me

[starstarstarrystar]

Taka and Mondo from danganronpa v1 im so fucking SCARED🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[the-haiku-bot]

Taka and Mondo

from danganronpa v1

im so fucking SCARED🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cowboysquirrels13]

this gif is actually driving me insane

[yesornopolls]

Would you consider the hate for AI at the moment “excessive”?

Would you consider the hate for AI at the moment “excessive”?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

[queerdnp]

"i feel like sometimes we have met in a dream" im going to hit something with a big hammer within the next 8 minutes

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[jenny-holzer]

[pseudophan]

can you stop saying words

[sylferino]

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back