I like your face

...just needed somewhere to keep all the things I like. Here is as good as any. I'll start with your face. May I have it, please?

[sleepyslag]

ii soft launching gay and tit soft launching relationship... dnp tours are so beautiful

[dandp]

Can Dan stand up in that shirt real quick I'm trying to see something

[lizardsmp3]

i like that the dapb song of choice at top volume is it hits different. well yes

[backin09]

"it's quite kinky" "why is that so kinky" Well Yes

[lesbiphannie]

genuinely still makes me cry and never getting over that interactive introverts was meant to be It. The End. but they came back and they’re happier than ever and i can’t imagine not having this post hiatus and especially post hard launch era now. i’m so grateful 🥹

[pseudophan]

well yes

[diphowell]

dan howell bait

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[nudityandnerdery]

Just off the top of your head, don't need to try and look it up to check out anything:

Can you name a web search engine that you used before Google?

Yes

No

Don't know/just want to see the results

Remaining time: 3 days 20 hours

The book I'm reading suggests that Google became so market dominant that most people couldn't name a search engine that came before it, so I'm curious.

[dogg-meat]

computah show me a way out that isn’t through

[kosmogrl]

phone in bed time save me.. phone in bed time… save me phone in bed time

[fishandshesmygills]

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

[2009editingtips]

daniel howell, start running Now

[firebirdeternal]

"I have never seen a cat that showed affection/love for it's owner" is the pet ownership version of "I don't believe in Female Orgasms they don't exist, after all, my wife has never had one"

[the-frankenman-writes]

@forshana 👏👏👏💯💯💯

[manyfandomsonelog]

“An actual wedding ring for your spouse” Ok Dan. Ok. I’m not a fool. I’m not an imbecile. I know these games. I’ve been here before. There is no way you’re bringing up weddings at every single opportunity just for funsies. This is getting absurd. I know a soft launch when I see one. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE PLOTTING.

[diphowell]

speaking from experience

[fer3112]

Anyone: Hey Dan, how’s the weather in London?

Dan: oh it’s a fucking nightmare in summer, that’s why if I married Phil we would do it in winter so we don’t sweat in our lovely suits and we would choose an idyllic location in the woods and…..